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Barrens chat is a condition which occurs when you have a large, sprawling area that is the primary means of leveling from 10-20.

"Barrens chat is like a stupidity centrifuge, distilling the unexpurgated banal thoughts of a thousand morons into a hardened impenetrable lump of smacktardery, spilling endlessly across the bottom of your screen."[1]

Now, Barrens chat has become all but extinct, as most "trolls", or players that enjoy provoking others into confrontations, spend their days in Trade chat in the main cities. Some servers manage to keep it alive in their own way, but with the introduction of the Random Dungeon system, characters level 15 and higher spend their time leveling through dungeons, so the Barrens is fairly deserted now. There's always the wait in the queue for DPS classes, and the grind from 10 to 15 for those characters without high-level friends to run them through low-level instances, but the occurrences of Barrens chat are much rarer than before.

A common Barrens chat example would be:

[1. General - Barrens] [Player 1] Anyone here like metalica?
[1. General - Barrens] [Player 2] Metallica sucks and ur a noob!
[1. General - Barrens] [Player 3] all metal bands suck, u guys are both ghey.
[1. General - Barrens] [Player 2] %#$@ u, u just listen to rap crap and think ur so cool
[1. General - Barrens] [Player 4] Who likes starburst?
[1. General - Barrens] [Player 2] losers like starbust
[1. General - Barrens] [Player 4] I bet your mom is a loser
[1. General - Barrens] [Player 6] guys where is mankriks wife? I cant find her
[1. General - Barrens] [Player 5] Can you guys just shut up an play, plz? kthx?
[1. General - Barrens] [Player 7] LFG WC
[1. General - Barrens] [Player 1] stfu player 5
[1. General - Barrens] [Player 2] shutup player
[1. General - Barrens] [Player 3] no they all like crap music
[1. General - Barrens] [Player 6] How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?
[1. General - Barrens] [Player 4] all of it
[1. General - Barrens] [Player 2] all of it
[1. General - Barrens] [Player 8] Hey everybody! New guild looking for members all levels and classes whisper me
[1. General - Barrens] [Player 3] Nobody cares about your guild player 8
[1. General - Barrens] [Player 5] oooooold!!!111
[1. General - Barrens] [Player 1] where is stolen silver!!!
[1. General - Barrens] [Player 8] where do I learn shadowbolt?!?!
[1. General - Barrens] [Player 1] Mankrik's Wife
[1. General - Barrens] [Player 6] WHERE IS MANKRIKS WIFE?!?!!1111
[1. General - Barrens] [Player 6] sorry caps
[1. General - Barrens] [Player 5] sftu player 6, shes in my bedroom

    

And so on. While some find it annoying, many older players remember Barrens chat with fond nostalgia. Barrens chat can be avoided by simply /leaving the general channel.

"Barrens chat" is not, however, restrained to quest-specific topics: puns and wordplay are common, as are discussions with (relatively) more depth, such as philosophy, physics, and subjects encompassing various areas of theoretical science.[citation needed]

Origins

Tauren, orcs, and trolls proceed to the Barrens after their respective starting areas (Mulgore for the former and Durotar for the latter two). It is not uncommon for Forsaken to proceed to this area as well instead of heading to Silverpine Forest. Consequently, most of the new Horde population is stuck here for 10 or so levels. The Barrens is a large and desolate area, branching into other leveling areas such as Ashenvale, Stonetalon Mountains, Thousand Needles, and back to Durotar towards Orgrimmar. As a result, it becomes a massive focal point for characters from as low as level 10 up to level 30. The boredom that results in the long runs to questing areas and hand-ins contributes to the Barrens chat phenomenon.

Sadly, (or fortunately depending on how you view it) Barrens chat is nearly extinct. Barrens chat was prevalent because most players during its heyday were brand new, and therefore inexperienced about the quests in the area, and more talkative. Most players in this level range now are usually alts who have no need to ask about quests or engage in small talk. Moreover, the addition of a flightpath in Camp Taurajo has eliminated the need to make long runs and subsequently addressed most of the boredom that leads to Barrens chat. In addition, the Ghostlands offer another option for leveling through the teens. Barrens chat is, however, making a comeback as of late. With a large flow of new and old players still heading into and through the Barrens, the chat persists as even alts get bored and attempt to incite Barrens chat with often successful results. New topics have included Christopher Reeve, Felsteeds, and flamewars current and recent (usually on the trade channel). The mere mention of Chuck Norris incites a chain reaction of every Chuck Norris joke ever made.

This banter refers mainly to the chat in the Barrens, but can also refer to similar non-game-related chatter in other zones. In such cases, however, the name "Barrens chat" is replaced with a title appropriate to the specific zone.

"Many experienced players level their alternate characters in this zone and frequently make up stuff in general chat to drive the lower level characters into your classic "Barrens chat" nonsense it only takes a little bit to get them going." — Zodd, Thunderlord

Notes

  • While "Barrens Chat" obviously refers to the Barrens General (/1) channel, when another channel (mainly the Trade and LFG channels) become infested with spam and nonsense talk about Chuck Norris or other silly topics, it is usually tagged temporarily as "Barrens Chat"
    • Usage would be: "Remember yesterday when the Trade Channel turned into Barrens Chat?"
  • Players being silly may be told to "Take it to the Barrens Chat", or "Get a Barrens Chatroom". The latter refers to the common phrase "Get a room!", used to people who act romantically in front of a crowd who may not want to watch. "Take it to the Barrens Chat" is the equivalent of "If you're going to be silly, go to the Barrens chat where you'll be accepted".

Common Barrens Chat topics

Bad cow puns

While it is usually restricted to tauren character names, Barrens chat sometimes sees an explosion of 'cow' puns and jokes, which often involve plays on various beef- and butcher-related professions and udders.

Barrens Chat and Blood Elves

With the release of the Burning Crusade, blood elves have a chat area that is much like the Barrens, called the Ghostlands (blood-elf starting area for levels 10 - 20). The topics are a bit more quest-related, but still bring out the Barrens nostalgia.

Barrens Chat and Wrath of the Lich King

With the coming of Wrath of the Lich King and the new hero-class death knight starting at level 55, Hellfire Peninsula temporarily became the new version of Barrens Chat. This is because at the start of the expansion almost everyone wanted to try out the new class, which led to over-population and thus evolved into a Barrens Chat situation.

Alliance equivalent

On certain servers, the Goldshire chat seems to have become the Alliance version of Barrens chat. As a popular hangout for both new players and bored high-level players, Goldshire is generally avoided by serious players who do not wish to be aggravated by random /yell commands, fish-stick jokes, and ERPing. Goldshire is usually used for dueling and the Goldshire chat is not as bad.

See also

  • Looking For Group - a commonly-abused global chat channel. For a period after Patch 1.11 all players were added to this channel by default, but this was disabled after the channel was heavily abused. The channel has been re-added with patch 2.1.0, and is accessible only via the Looking For Group interface. It is also possible to join by simply entering /join lookingforgroup into the chat interface. Nowadays, the Trade chat, which is common to all capital cities, is what is closest to the ancient LFG channel and is also commonly abused with random jokes.

Note: with 3.3.0, LFG channel is now identical to Trade, being automatically joined and left upon entering and leaving a major city, and being inaccessible when not in a major city.

Trivia

In the Blizzard Catalog, there is a shirt that reads: "I survived Barrens chat."

Some who play troll characters rephrase the quote "Stay away from the voodoo, mon" to "Stay away from the Barrens, mon".

Trade Chat

The Trade channel can be overcome by "Barrens chat":

   [#] = number of player (as in Barrens chat above).

[2. Trade] [1] LF5M HToc
[2. Trade] [2] anyon ned WC run
[2. Trade] [3] want to koin a guild
[2. Trade] [4] any1 have 3g
[2. Trade] [5] id do
[2. Trade] [2] anyone need WC ru please answer
[2. Trade] [1] LF5M HToc
[2. Trade] [5] up my but
[2. Trade] [4] anyone have 3 gold
[2. Trade] [6] dont spam the trade box
[2. Trade] [7] prospecter wollies => 1g pst me
[2. Trade] [3] want to join a guild
[2. Trade] [2] go fuck yourself [6]
[2. Trade] [5] yeah shut up
[2. Trade] [3] NEED TO ENTER GUILD
[2. Trade] [9] looking to reqruit lv 80's for dungeon and warcraft guild
[2. Trade] [10] Anal [Runeforging]
[2. Trade] [5] anal [For the Children]
[2. Trade] [2] Anal [Wolpertinger]
[2. Trade] [6] i love /ignore *smugsmugsmug*
[2. Trade] [2] nobody gives a shit [6]
[2. Trade] [6] ARE THE KIDS STAYING HOME FROM SCHOOL TODAY?!
[2. Trade] [11] <DARK BLOOD ANGELS OF THE LICH KING OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION DRAGON SLAYER SONS OF THE DOOM GOD AND SARGERAS> is recruiting 08s only plz pst me mor moare ifo
[2. Trade] [12] Well [6] if you think trade sucks and ur just gonna ignore every1 why not just /leave the channel NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!
[2. Trade] [6] Coz i want the good stuff
[2. Trade] [10] Like yop mommas recorded porn hehehehehe noooooobs!
[2. Trade] [11] [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]
[2. Trade] [5] Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]???
[2. Trade] [2] I pwned your daddy with [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker].
[2. Trade] [3] I raped your mom with [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker].
[2. Trade] [6] Go sit on [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] and stfu.
[2. Trade] [7] I killed Mankrik's wife with [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker].
[2. Trade] [13] lfm onyxia pst we need 6 more dps!!!!@!1111JSJDFISA..
[2. Trade] [5] where do you get a crab pet like those ones hunters have im a lvl 76 mage?.
[2. Trade] [10] [Sulfuras, Hand of Ragnaros]is my moms vagina.


This is not as bad as Barrens Chat; it isn't all spam but people still tend to use Trade Chat as if it were still General.

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