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This item is received after you eat [Mingo's Fortune Giblets] for 25 seconds.

Some of the possible fortunes include:

"You have been chosen by the great metal hand in the sky! Now get to work."
"You will meet someone special tomorrow, so remember: You draw more friends with kindness than clubbing them to death."
"Wisdom comes in many shapes, but always flows from the crystals."
"Warning: The giblet was not safe for human consumption."
"Put up your sword, your maul, and your lance. The crystals have told us to give peace a chance."
"Seek a higher path in life. That way, you can avoid low-lifes."
"You need not fear with a head full of beer!"
"The meaning of life is... (The rest of this message has been accidentally eaten.)"
"Let sleeping Gronn lie."
"Your inclination for dancing brings a smile to everyone's face."
"Think positive! A large gut to one, is a pair of love handles to another."
"Sorry. You weren't a winner this time. Please play again."
"This message was brought to you by the Ogri'la Exploitation Committee. Made in Gadgetzan."
"You are special, no matter what your friends, relatives, associates, random strangers, or your conscience may tell you."
"When all else fails, it's time to bail."
"Drunkenness is next to godliness."
"You will make an enemy today, and promptly kill it."
"Don't despair. Your special ogre is out there somewhere."
"Lucky numbers: 1 3 9 17 4 n"
"Two heads are better than one! Then you'll always have a friend.