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Phil

Title	<[[Title::Dude, Where's My Mount?]]>
Gender	Male
Race	Human
Character class	Paladin
Reaction	Alliance Horde
Location	Whisperwind US (PvE)
Status	Alive

Phil is one of the main protagonists from the popular Machinima Dude, Where's My Mount?. He is classed as a Human Paladin and is known as an idiot of the show with his stupid, but hilarious remarks. Phil can sometimes be given racist remarks, but only by Dave. He is voiced by Phil Hutton.

Plot Overview Edit

Phil is a Human Paladin and is one of the comic duo Dave and Phil. He first appears alongside Dave, where they both enter as retards. During the series, Dave may sometimes give Phil racist remarks, which at first he never really noticed the, until Episode Nine where Phil called Dave a racist. In almost every plan Dave and Phil has had in the past to get out of situations, Phil is usually the one to ruin it, except one time where he saved himself and Dave from two raptors. Phil has an obsession over Gnomes, and he just loves how silly they can be.

Relationships Edit

Dave - Dave is Phil's so-called best friend and has been with Phil since day one. Accidentally, they have had intercorse.... twice! But only when they had got drunk, and usually it is Phil who is to blame.
Mom - Phil sometimes mentions his Mom. Once in Episode 3 where he was about to write to her, and in A Steamy Romance Novel where he tells Dave she is an Alien Unpaid Farmer from Mexico living in the Arathi Highlands... and then she's from Outland, but she's a meteor.

Idiot Remarks Edit

Episode One Edit

Had sex with Dave
Got drunk and slaughtered kittens

Episode Two Edit

Chased after a Gnome for his pants, but soon gave up, leaving Dave to fend for himself

Episode Three Edit

Called Dave pretty
Played a game of I Spy and where Phil always lost and chose simple but stupid I Spy items
Used Mouthwash which attrated Murlocs
Peed in his pants

Episode Four Edit

Had 300 gold in his pants
Could speak Draconic and tells Dave he learnt it from his Grandfather who is a dragon

Episode Five Edit

Phil VS Cupcake - Noticed cupcakes on the other side of the tramline but smacked into a tram
Tells Dave he can't pee in the daylight
Has his Soul taken by a Gnome
Ends the episode the Looney Tunes way

Episode Six Edit

Sings the Mission: Impossible theme
Carries a Gun bigger than himself
Purpously grabs a Lazer he thought were shiny
The Flying Trout Tribution - Uses a fish as a weapon

Episode Seven Edit

Calls a machine to learn how to fly a jet
Acts just like the Real Phil
Phil's username is PhilIsAwesome and password is ILoveCupcakes1 (This is not real)

Episode Eight Edit

Chases after a squirrel
Creates a lame insult
Makes funny noises with his mouth
Refers the group of squirrels as a Squirrel Party

Episode Nine Edit

Refers the group of squirrels as Little Raptors
Gets drunk and has sex with Dave again