Felguard Poem

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I'm jealous of every Felguard Underneath the sun I don't wish I had a Felguard pet, no I wish that I WAS one. Oh I wish I was a Felguard, with bad teeth and spiky back With a charge that doesn't miss Whenever I attack To be able to enter combat With a bar full of blue rage to start shooting off specials the very moment I engage! To wield a mighty 2H axe without worry of the cost A felguard isn't 'normalized' so no rage there is lost And to fight my foes half naked without a speck of fear Oh to be a felguard un-dependent on gear! Sure I'd be a warlocks slave won't bother me in the least No different than things are now I'm shackled to a priest! So Blizzard if you're listening (Yeah right, we've no such luck) I wish I was a Felguard So then I could cease to suck.

By Cwnannwn of Argent Dawn, US

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