This article is a guild information page for Distorted of Icecrown US. The contents herein are entirely player made and in no way represent official World of Warcraft history or occurrences which are accurate for all realms. The characters and events listed are of an independent nature and applied for roleplaying, fictional, speculative, or opinions from a limited playerbase only. Guild pages must comply with the guild page policy.

<Distorted> is an guild of people who excel at playing World of Warcraft. It is not an uber guild nor is it strictly a "raiding" guild. Members are typically real people that balance game time with real life. These people may be professionals, may be married, may have children, and may have other responsibilities in life, but enjoy playing and excelling together. We pride ourselves on having a relaxed atmosphere. You won't find the strict rulings common in most large guilds. Players aren't forced to specialize a certain way, raid attendance is not required and loot is handled through a non-dkp system between the allied guilds. Members are expected to have fun and enjoy themselves with their guildmates.

Individuals seeking membership in Distorted can submit an application through the main website. It is reviewed by officers and evaluated based on class need and guild references.

Overview

• Server: Server:Icecrown US
• Faction: Alliance
• Website: http://distorted.guildportal.com
• Armory: http://armory.worldofwarcraft.com/#guild-info.xml?r=Icecrown&n=Distorted&p=1

Guild Raiding

<Distorted> raids weekly and tracks all raids via the guildportal calendar on the primary website. We also participate in a venerable and successful guild alliance with Clan Blackwatch and Amaranthine. Together with our friends, we've been able to tackle larger content that individually our numbers would not allow. A former member of the alliance, Band of Fury, particpiated in content up to BWL.

Burning Crusade Progress

The dates below denote the first kills that were accomplished.

10 Man Content

25 Man Content

Karazhan - Complete Attumen - Early March 2007 Moroes - March 26, 2007 Maiden of Virtue - March 2007 Opera Event - April 2007 The Curator - May 29, 2007 Illhoof - July 27, 2007 Shade of Aran - June 5, 2007 Prince - June 26, 2007 Netherspite - July 30, 2007 Nightbane - August 13, 2007 Zul'Aman - In progress Nalorakk - November 13, 2007 Akil'zon - January 2, 2008 Jan'alai - April 9, 2008 Halazzi - April 8, 2008 Hex Lord Malacrass Zul'jin

Gruul's Lair - Complete High King Maulgar - July 23, 2007 Gruul - September 28, 2007 Serpentshrine Cavern - In Progress Hydross - February 7, 2008 Lurker Tidewalker Fathom-Lord Leotheras Lady Vashj Magtheridon's Lair - Complete Magtheridon - March 27, 2008 The Eye - In Progress Al'ar Void Reaver - March 1, 2008 Solarian Kael'thas

WoW Classic Progress

40 Man Content	20 Man Content
Onyxia - October 2005 Molten Core - Complete Ragnaros - May 13, 2006 Blackwing Lair Razorgore June 11, 2006	Zul'Gurub - Complete Hakkar the Soulflayer - May 13, 2006 Ruins of Ahn'Qiraj Ayamiss the Hunter - May 2006

Guild History

The nature of an online guild is entirely determined by the participation of the members. There are several groups of players within the guild that have played together for years online. None of these groups desire to control the guild with a heavy hand.

• November 13, 2007 - The raid effort puts its attention on Zul'Aman with the release of patch 2.3.0. Karazhan and Gruul's Lair are mostly on farm status.

• September 28, 2007 - The first full clear of Gruul's Lair is accomplished.

• September 2007 - A troop of former Band of Fury friends that stayed on Icecrown join the ranks of Distorted.

• August 13, 2007 - The first full clear of Karazhan is accomplished.

• February 2007 - Distorted begins a keying push for Karazhan as a number of members finish the grind to 70.

• January 16, 2007 - The Burning Crusade is released.

• July 2006 - Amaranthine joins the guild alliance while Band of Fury breaks off to run their own 40 man raids. Band of Fury later transfers to the the Area 52 server when a voluntary split of Icecrown is offered.

• May 13, 2005 - The first full clear of Molten Core is accomplished by the 3 guild raid alliance.

• November 2005 - Distorted joined the ranks of Clan Blackwatch and Band of Fury in a 3 guild raid alliance. The first MC bosses started falling shortly after. Alliance runs also started on Onyxia, ZG and later AQ20.

• July 2005 - An open invite was established for members of The Happy Wanderers to merge into Distorted. This guild was primarily made up of Everquest refugees from the Luclin server with several years of experience playing together.

• May 2005 - Distorted is created from Beyond Exile, which was itself an amalgamation of two other guilds, Sinister Black and Hakuna Matata.

• November 2004 - World of Warcraft went online and the Icecrown server was born.

Guild Officers

• General - Eragon
• Commander - Lutien, Phifer, Vilezel
• Captain - Airyn, Allandra, Hillman
• Lieutenant - Azshire, Hrifmyr, Talonjuiyang, Trinitty, Trollroller