Guild:Potato Sack of Tomatoes (Dragonmaw US)
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Throughout the course of playing on Frostmane, the guild evolved to becoming a part-time raiding guild, and eventually raided lower-tiered raiding instances weekly. Original notable members include Maulie, Tiffanie (later known as Trelorn), Reis (later known as Daunt, and now Krinn), Reimu (later known as Cirno, and now Keine), Bunnyshock, Kinkyfox, and Relyna.
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Potato Sack of Tomatoes @ Frostmane
Potato Sack of Tomatoes originated on Frostmane, the true ghetto of World of Warcraft servers. Trashy elitist PvP and a small handful of PvE guilds dominated the scene. Finding a guild to merge with was very hard; PSOT eventually transferred off due to boredom of Cyclonian's antics.
Cynergy
While leveling in Frostmane, Potato Sack of Tomatoes had concurred that they needed to find a raiding guild to join, or they would never progress to good gear. Eventually, the gang found Cynergy, which was a guild filled with badly geared people who had trouble coordinating on bosses. Cynergy was home to cool people like Xakia and Wulphe, but then it was also home to diabetes-infested Feardotinc.
The guild leader, Azuol, and his enraged girlfriend Blindoracle, often lead the guild raids in an oppressive, threatening manner. People were scared to speak up when a wipe happened, due to the fear of the wrath of Azuol.
Potato Sack of Tomatoes raided Karazhan, Gruul's Lair, Serpentshrine Cavern and Tempest Keep with Cynergy, and received massive gear upgrades. Maulie managed to receive a Dragonspine Trophy during her second guild Gruul's Lair run.
Departure from Cynergy
After only a few months of raiding with Cynergy, Potato Sack of Tomatoes concluded that the guild was starting to exile PSOT members from their exclusive Zul'Aman runs. Enraged, Reis and Maulie came up with a plan to leave with a bang. Maulie and Reis bought 80 Homemade Cherry Pie and filled the guild bank with them.
Then, PSOT concluded with a swift and painless /gquit.
Thieve
The PSOT gang and Thieve set course to hit the Alliance where it hurt: their flight master. Thieve then confessed that he was on ventrilo with his Alliance friends, who were dancing around the PSOT gang and Thieve. Maulie and Tiffanie, who admired Thieve so much, trusted him, and let the Alliance dance around.
And so, the plan to gank the flight master went into motion. Thieve opened up, with Tiffanie and Maulie helping as he tanked the gryphons. Little did Tiffanie and Maulie know, Thieve was a traitor to the Horde. Instantly after the flight master died, Thieve's Alliance friends proceeded to make a quick end to the now weak Tiffanie and Maulie.
From that point forward, Thieve was known as the the traitor. Scum of Frostmane. He sold out his allies to the enemy.
Little did Thieve know, he had vengeance coming back to him.
The Christmas Event
After weeks of forum harassment by Tiffanie and Maulie, Thieve agreed to finally duel to the death in the Gurubashi Arena. Ironically, it was Christmas Eve. Tiffanie and Maulie had just finished celebrating their own Christmases, and began to head to the arena. Bunnyshock came along too. Little did Tiffanie and Maulie know, Thieve's clingy girlfriend Rahbi had been pressing him all day to get off World of Warcraft, but he insisted that he had to defend is honor.
Needless to say, Thieve made quick work of the three PSOT members, who were all in the level range of 64 to 66. But the true victory was not to be seen in the duel, but that PSOT had ruined Christmas for Thieve and Rahbi.
Rapture of PSOT
And yet another dark, stormy night, when all PSOT members were on, doing their own thing, when all of the sudden Bunnyshock goes "#%#$% dis im goin bak 2 emerald dream server" and no one cared.
Yet a month later, drama rose as typical Krinn grew tired of waiting around for progression, he began flirting with big shot guilds in attempt to get more epic loot. Feeling angry and betrayed, PSOT inflicted its wrath on Krinn, disassociating him from the guild, and causing a rapture within.
Krinn began to whine about no progression, but then contradicted himself by whining that he couldn't raid because he had school. Of course, no one cared as he blabbled on about his own problems.
After the issue was resolved, PSOT took a shot at actually being a "zero to hero" guild.
PSOT's attempt at being a real guild
During the downtime before becoming a conglomerate with Set Sail for Fail, PSOT ran under the recruitment leadership of Maulie, who managed to recruit one faithful member: Glogan. Glogan was never coherent on Ventrilo because he was completely baked about 90% of the time. Maulie declared him his "apprentice" contrary to Glogan's poor performance and general lack of belonging with the group. Among some notable incidents with Glogan is his failure to grasp the relative ease of kiting the phoenix during the Kael'thas fight in Magisters' Terrace along with making strange noises on Ventrilo while laughing at himself. Needless to say, the guild was a failure with the leaders ninja logging their own runs. The guild eventually fell apart with only one person faithful to the PSOT crew but not quite in the guild: Xeranthemum the Blood Elf mage.
Set Sail For Fail
Under the direction of Maulie, a merger took place between the guild Set Sail for Fail and Potato Sack of Tomatoes with every member sans Keine and Tiffanie having officership under the new overlord, Avenstar. Avenstar and his girlfriend Dominatrixie led the guild with Krinn practically leading the raids.
Potato Sack of Tomatoes @ Mal'Ganis
Basically, Potato Sack of Tomatoes got off the transfer ship at Mal'Ganis, took one look around, and got back on. What a failure server.
Ballyros
With a booming, manly voice, Ballyros managed to clean up the run. He cleared vent of the stupid stuff (namely, he made Opiwana shut the you-know-what up), and the run was focused.
Unfortunately, not even the power of Ballyros could counter a failed cube clicker. After three more wipes, raid members began to notice it was Opiwana who was not clicking. After being pressed more and more, Opiwana then blurted out his infamous confession over vent, "DUDE NO I CLICKED, I CLICKED LIKE 80 TIMES!"
Needless to say, we never finished Magtheridon. Infact, it was the worst PSOT failure at the moment.
For the rest of PSOT's stay on Mal'Ganis, they ran Vanilla WoW raid instances weekly with Ballyros, ranging from Blackwing Lair to Naxxramas.
Derice
Departure from Mal'Ganis
Eventually, Daunt whined and whined how everyone on Mal'Ganis is elitist and he can't enjoy himself there. He continued to claim that a near-medium population server would be ideal, because it has more of a community feeling to it. Tiffanie then offered to sponser PSOT's transfer fees to a server of their choice; so then PSOT ends up on Dragonmaw.
Potato Sack of Tomatoes @ Dragonmaw
Potato Sack of Tomatoes currently is on Dragonmaw, making it its temporary, or possibly permanent, home. The only reason PSOT ended up on this server was so Relyna could retain his name. Members Reimu and Maulie wanted to go to Boulderfist.
It's worthy to note that for the first time, PSOT reformed to be just <PSOT> rather than <Potato Sack of Tomatoes>.
Xaith
On one occurrence, the attempt turned into a wild goose chase, where Xaith and Chiubear chased Caylex, Relyna, and Keine all around Teldrassil. An infamous incident, on Xaith's part, was when Caylex kited Xaith on her kodo while he ran around trying to catch her, with Relyna and Keine killing him while he ran in circles stupidly.
Phlowbie and <Bad>
Caylex began to post on the <Bad> forums, stating that he deserved a ginvite to be closer with his idol Phlowbie. But despite the first-hand dismissal of Caylex's antics, <Bad> began to take a more passive, accepting role of PSOT. In the following weeks, post-3.0, Phlowbie and <Bad> began to do PUG raid instances, and Caylex, as well as sometimes Relyna, was invited. At one point, Caylex was invited to Sunwell, and got to fight M'uru, but not Kil'jaeden, because he's a fan, not a full-pledged server celeb raider himself at that point.
At the moment, PSOT is the self-proclaimed #1 fan club of <Bad>, and its now ultimate goal in life is to get the sweet ginvite to its idol's, Phlowbie, revered guild. Other cool <Bad> members, that PSOT should have worthy note of, are Kasher, the #2; Lauramars, and Healbatto.
Raiding with <Bad>
Seht, the guild leader of <Bad>, amazed Lus and Caylex with his supreme fatness and horrible leading skills. His idea of leading raids included yelling at people calling them toolsheds, being unaware of class mechanics before distributing loot (his infamous hand-off of The Impossible Dream to a restoration shaman), and cracking jokes that no one laughed at. Seht ensured that raiding with <Bad> would always be a headache.
Needless to say, after snagging some loot, PSOT decided to leave both Dragonmaw and <Bad> behind.
Boat Patrol
Boat Patrol is the act of horde members camping the Theramore-Menethil Harbor boat, ganking Alliance that come near the docks, or on the boat itself. Methods of sniping poor lowbies on the docks is ideal, that way they have to run all the way back from the graveyard as a ghost. This is a favorite pastime of guild members Maulie and Tiffanie, who enjoy griefing the poor Alliance.
History
While leveling, Tiffanie was distraught at the status-quo of grinding and questing in a rush to 70. Along the way, Tiffanie made her way to Menethil Harbor, first just ganking around the docks. Eventually, she moved to the boat, and found out the Methodology of Boat Patrol. The popularity of this enticed Maulie to hop on the bandwagon, and made it a PSOT-favored pastime.
Methodology
The beauty to Boat Patrol is that if you die on a boat en route to a new zone, you will be resurrected as soon as the boat changes zones, allowing a never-ending gankfest to ensue for endless hours.
Various Conflict
When Maulie decided to begin to log Potato Sack of Tomatoes events and history, he organized the guild to help contribute to the growth of the article. Unfortunately, members Tiffanie and Krinn decided against it. The WoWWiki conflict is a real-time drama that is helping contribute to a second Rapture of Potato Sack of Tomatoes, with Krinn having his eyes on Silly Hats Only.
The Patriot Act
On the eve of September 8th, 2008, Maulie initiated the Patriot Act, which subordinates that all Potato Sack of Tomatoes members have lost their guild liberties. The guild bank has been henceforth locked, and all members now have to clock-in on the guild website whenever they login to World of Warcraft, for their own protection of course. The act was written to ensure the survival of patriotism in Potato Sack of Tomatoes.
The Death of Krinn
Krinn was minding his own business when all of the sudden a giant meteor struck Dragonmaw! Inside the capsule, a new challenger, and future PSOT member, was Valroft, who was a T6 protection paladin. Distraught and emasculated, Krinn whined about his e-manhood being taken away, as with the introduction of Valroft (and the upcoming healer replacement Caylex) he believed he lost his role as a tank in general. And so with a crushed heart, Krinn stripped off all of his gear and logged out in Molten Core naked: his old stomping grounds back in his glory days.
The Birth of Acra
And then five minutes later, Krinn logged onto his level 65 troll warrior and announced he was going to be a fury DPS warrior in WOTLK. Problem solved; conflict adverted; another PSOT victory added to its long line of success.
The Death of Acra
And then five minutes later, Krinn began to whine how Caylex and Valroft are taking his roles in WOTLK. He continued to whine saying he still liked Krinn, and that Caylex is a greedy, selfish prude. Valroft didn't care. Caylex got annoyed, and passed the Annex Krinn; Rid Valroft Act which involved prejudice behavior to Tiffanie whenever she played Valroft. Eventually, Valroft gave in, and transferred his 70 warlock under the name Tiffanie so everything was good again. Acra had a short life due to Krinn being addicted to epics. His measure of worth is by the measure of his gear, so he had to cling onto Krinn without being insecure.
The Birth/Death of Krinn
So Krinn decided that it was finally time to tank again! He happily tanked top-end raid instances, and was a champ. But little did PSOT know, Krinn turns into the Hulk whenever he tanks. Extreme drama and rage in both guild chat and ventrilo soon followed as Krinn whined about the stresses of tanking, making everyone in the guild feel worthless. Finally, Krinn decided that he didn't want to be a Paladin anymore, so he was quitting to reroll a Death Knight in WOTLK.
The Birth/Death of Lus
Krinn decided that he was a pro at being a Death Knight after doing the 55-58 intro quests on WOTLK beta, so he ultimately mandated that he was going to reroll a Death Knight come November 13th named Lus. Not only was he made fun of and expected to be called "Lust", he began to read wordy strategy guides on effecient Death Knight DPS rotations. Eventually, Maulie convinced him that he wasn't so spiteful when he was a healer, so he should just stick to what he's good at.
The Death of Krinn (Not Even A Birth)
Krinn played holy spec for two days then rewaffled and said "fux dis I'm a death knight champ"
Biography
A short biography of notable PSOT members,
- Maulie
- Original rogue master. Champion of PSOT. Often the nagging voice of PSOT to make sure things are getting done. While leveling to 70, Maulie often would accompany Tiffanie on her original boat patrol ventures. Received PSOT's first and only Swift Zulian Tiger from Zul'Gurub. Now often plays his priest Caylex to accomodate a square of supremacy alongside Trelorn, Krinn, and Relyna.
- Tiffanie
- Most dedicated PSOT member. Orchestrates many of PSOT's gag events, and takes pride in causing havoc on Alliance. She is usually the appointed webmaster, and made PSOT's original temp site. She is known for her astounding ability to play a class well, when determined. She has been known as "the sponge" because of this.
- Reis
- Official PSOT raid leader, but also the worst PSOT member. Often tries to leave for elitist raiding guilds for his own personal agenda. Often gets into conflict with Maulie on issues of progression. Known for his legendary healing abilities, his skills come with a large ego. He is currently the main tank of PSOT, as Reimu is AWOL.
- Reimu
- Official whiner of PSOT. Does nothing but whine. He often sides with Krinn, and whines about the lack of PSOT progression in raids. He made a new shadow priest, Inku, which no one likes, and is trying to retire his tanking role.
- Bunnyshock
- Official traitor to PSOT. Wasn't liked by anyone, and he was really annoying. Pretended to be a girl for six years, and made stupid arguments daily. He left PSOT and Frostmane to go pursue his failure gnome mage on Emerald Dream.
- Kinkyfox
- Official drunk of PSOT. He has a thick New York accent, and flaunts it like a madman. He endorsed Hillary Rodham Clinton in her run for the Democratic nominee for president. He often was the off-tank for raiding instances, but he's usually absent. He is twenty, and has oppressive parents that limit his game time.
- Relyna
- Official RET PALLY DPS of PSOT! He packs a punch of retribution paladin power into every raid. Often tops the DPS charts alongside Maulie and Trelorn. He's the mediator of PSOT, and tries to get everyone to get along. He often quotes, "ONLY WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!", when things get controversial or hostile.
