Investigator Asric
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 Investigator Asric
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| Gender | Male
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| Race | Blood Elf (Humanoid) |
| Level | 70
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Investigator Asric is a member of The Scryers who has been tasked with investigating the stall formally held by Griftah prior to his exile from Shattrath City. He occasionally mentions how much he hates the job of investigating and the poor state of the stall.
He was added to the game in Patch 2.2.0.
As of Patch 2.3.0 Asric and Jadaar were both moved to the World's End Tavern in Lower City, where they argue over who was responsible for the failure of the investigation of Griftah.
There is some speculation that Asric was bribed by Griftah, as prompted by this exchange of dialogue between Asric and Jadaar in the tavern:
- Asric: [Thalassian] That man didn't pay me enough to put up with this blowhard...
- Jadaar: What was that?
- Asric: Oh, nothing. Merely thinking aloud.
Quotes
- Jadaar: I must have taken leave of my senses, allowing a Scryer to aid in such a delicate operation...
- Asric: My servics were rendered. The protection of the city is not my jurisdiction. I believe that's why they call you "peacekeepers?"
- Jadaar: Had we been fully handling the investigation, I assure you, the evidence would have remained safe. Instead we used your highly questionable methods...
- Asric: Of course. My methods are questionable. It was my methodology, I'll note, that exposed that "Griftah" as a fraud in the first place! You had only to keep the peace, and you failed in that simple task!
- Jadaar: [Draenei] Ashjrakamas nagasraka zekul (Translation: Incompetent, sniveling dandy.)
- Asric: [Thalassian] Shan're dor'ano shan're (Translation: Pompous, uptight windbag.)
- Peacekeeper Jadaar and Investigator Asric glare at each other silently, their eyes narrowed.
- Jadaar: How could you have lost the evidence?!
- Asric: I thought it was secure! If your peacekeepers had the clout to control the thieves of this city, this wouldn't have happened!
- Jadaar: You blame the peacekeepers for your failure? You were entrusted with a simple task. The troll was obviously a fraud!
- Asric: And you're entrusted with keeping the city safe! How am I supposed to perform my "simple task if the streets are thick with lowlifes? I can't spit in Shattrath wtihout hitting some gruby burglar.
- Asric: ... not that I would spit, of course.
- Jadaar: I was trying to oust one of those lowlifes you so loathe permanently! Next time, I'll be certain to specify that I require a competent investigator!
- Asric: [Thalassian] Ri osa FULO talah banthalos (Translation: Do you EVER cease prattling?)
- Asric: [Thalassian] Diel nei dorNi ala ni ethala do ala ri shar diel mandalas (Translation: That man didn't pay me enough to put up with this blowhard...)
- Jadaar: What was that?
- Asric: Oh, nothing. Merely thinking aloud.
