|Kuru the Light-Hearted|
|Affiliation||Golden Lotus (faction)|
|Location||Shrine of Seven Stars, Vale of Eternal Blossoms|
Kuru offers a joke every time he is spoken to:
- What happened to the pandaren whose kitchen was robbed? He got bamboozled!
- What's the most valuable fish in all of Pandaria? The goldfish!
- Do you know how to pick up a female jinyu in a tavern? Just drop your line!
- What do you call a jinyu who has trained at Tian Monastery? A monkfish!
- Do you know why the pandaren love philosophy? Because for them, things are not just black and white.
- When times are dark, it is best to turn on a light.
- Patch 5.0.4 (28 August 2012): Added.