Muffin Man Moser
- "Yea, yea, i'm the muffin man. You know why? Because i sell muffins, That's why."
- "Get 'em hot and fresh while you can. You won't find a better price on muffins anywhere else in Shattrath."
- "Nothing like a tankard full to wash down one of my magnificent muffins."
- "Yea, that hit the spot! Muffins for sale! Get your fresh muffins right here!"
- "What's up? I hope you're having a fabulous day. Come buy one of my muffins!"
- "Hey you! Get over here and check out my hot muffins!"
- "Fresh muffins! Get your fresh muffins right here!"
- "I've got muffins right over here. Come on over!"
- "Nothing compares to my magnificent muffins!"