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Some have accused mages of being an insular, self-centered group. We would like you to know that this could not be further from the truth. Mages are caring individuals whose relentless pursuit of knowledge and power is centered on your well-being! How do mages serve you? I'm glad you asked!
 
Some have accused mages of being an insular, self-centered group. We would like you to know that this could not be further from the truth. Mages are caring individuals whose relentless pursuit of knowledge and power is centered on your well-being! How do mages serve you? I'm glad you asked!
   
Nervous at a public speaking engagement? Imagining your audience in their underwear not helping? What if you imagine them as sheep? Still nothing? We will turn your audience into sheep.
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Nervous at a public speaking engagement? Imagining your audience in their underwear not helping? What if you imagine them as sheep? Still nothing? We will turn your audience [[polymorph|into sheep]].
   
Ask your mage friend to cast a slowing charm on you and take the time to stop and smell the roses. Also fun at races!
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Ask your mage friend to cast a [[slow]]ing charm on you and take the time to stop and smell the roses. Also fun at races!
   
Teleportation is the chicest way to get around. Nothing ruins your second date chances faster than an acute case of N.O. (Netherdrake Odor).
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[[Teleport]]ation is the chicest way to get around. Nothing ruins your second date chances faster than an acute case of N.O. ([[Netherdrake]] Odor).
   
A friend of a mage never hungers or thirsts. Summoned food has no transmuted fats!
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A friend of a mage never [[Conjured Food|hungers]] or [[Conjured Water|thirsts]]. Summoned food has no transmuted fats!
   
Think a frosted mug is the best way to keep your ale cool? You should see a frostbolted mug.
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Think a frosted mug is the best way to keep your ale cool? You should see a [[frostbolt]]ed mug.
   
Studies show that most master works of literature have been written while the author was under the influence of arcane intellect.
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Studies show that most master works of literature have been written while the author was under the influence of [[Arcane Intellect|arcane intellect]].
   
Have a white Winter Veil every year when mages summon blizzards for you. (Warning: standing outside during an arcane blizzard may cause slight tingling in the fingers and painful death.)
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Have a white [[Winter Veil]] every year when mages summon [[blizzard]]s for you. (Warning: standing outside during an arcane blizzard may cause slight tingling in the fingers and painful death.)
   
And always remember: If anything should go astray, a mage is just a blink away.
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And always remember: If anything should go astray, a mage is just a [[blink]] away.
   
 
This pamphlet was printed on summoned paper.
 
This pamphlet was printed on summoned paper.

Latest revision as of 03:24, July 26, 2009

On the Virtues of Magic

"On the Virtues of Magic" is a book in Dalaran which can spawn in place of The Schools of Arcane Magic.[26.5, 52.2]

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On the Virtues of Magic

Some have accused mages of being an insular, self-centered group. We would like you to know that this could not be further from the truth. Mages are caring individuals whose relentless pursuit of knowledge and power is centered on your well-being! How do mages serve you? I'm glad you asked!

Nervous at a public speaking engagement? Imagining your audience in their underwear not helping? What if you imagine them as sheep? Still nothing? We will turn your audience into sheep.

Ask your mage friend to cast a slowing charm on you and take the time to stop and smell the roses. Also fun at races!

Teleportation is the chicest way to get around. Nothing ruins your second date chances faster than an acute case of N.O. (Netherdrake Odor).

A friend of a mage never hungers or thirsts. Summoned food has no transmuted fats!

Think a frosted mug is the best way to keep your ale cool? You should see a frostbolted mug.

Studies show that most master works of literature have been written while the author was under the influence of arcane intellect.

Have a white Winter Veil every year when mages summon blizzards for you. (Warning: standing outside during an arcane blizzard may cause slight tingling in the fingers and painful death.)

And always remember: If anything should go astray, a mage is just a blink away.

This pamphlet was printed on summoned paper.

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