Server:Silver Hand US/Oxhorn
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Oxhorn
Oxhorn is a popular machinima artist who makes World of Warcraft films commonly parodying songs, films, and primarily the game itself. He can be found on the Silver Hand American server.
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Machinima
Associate Professor Evil series
Associate Professor Evil Kills All Beggars
Associate Professor Evil seeks to make the most evil potion in the world, so that he might become the most powerful warlock around. In the process, he is accosted by a number of beggars and finally snaps!
Associate Professor Evil Kills All Gold Farmers
Associate Professor Evil has no use for the key to the city of Orgrimmar, and so he and Barnaby must come up with a new plan to harness great power.
This movie placed second in the Action / Adventure category during the Blizzcon 2007 Machinima Contest.
Inventing Swear Words series
Inventing Swear Words
The censors in the game can be quite a pain for those who desire to swear. Sure, you can turn the censor filter off, but how then will you communicate with those that have it on? Oxhorn, Staghorn and Mortuus have decided to invent curse words in order to aid communication.
Inventing Swear Words 2
Since the previous swear words that they invented have not caught on yet, Oxhorn, Staghorn and Mortuus meet again in order to come up with a new one and to discuss promotion strategies. They enlist the help of Hat the singing turtle and Lacy, who is Mortuus’ girlfriend. But things don’t go exactly according to plan.
Inventing Swear Words 3
Oxhorn, Staghorn and Mortuus have been unsuccessful in getting their newly invented swear words to be used, and so they go off in search of the Master of Euphemisms, to see if he can help.
Inventing Swear Words 4
After grossing out all his friends by announcing his engagement, the day has finally arrived for Mortuus to marry Lacy, the love of is life. Even if she is a giant half-cow womanish... thing. And who officiates the wedding? Why, none other than Warlord Gorechuck, who has apparently had his fill of red snappah!
Oxhorn’s Unabridged Dictionary
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BLIT
noun:
1. A malicious, evil, selfish, unpleasant or otherwise contemptible person; (Timmy’s mom is a blit). 2. Anything difficult or unpleasant; (that job was a blit). 3. Any part of anything, whether one’s body or a part of an object; (I’m going to kick you in the blit).
BLOIT
verb:
1. To complain; gripe; (stop bloitting). 2. To fumble, mess up, drop the ball; (I bloitted that one). 3. To strike, act carelessly, wastefully or foolishly; (he bloitted me in the foot).
phrasal verb:
1. To shirk one’s duty; (just bloit it). 2. To go away: used as an exclamation of impatience; (bloit off!) 3. To waste time; (I bloitted all day).
interjection:
1. Used to express anger, rejection and disgust, often followed by a pronoun, such as “you” or “it”; (go bloit yourself).
as an adjective, adverb:
1. Damned; confounded; bloody; (that bloitting politician).
CHAK
verb:
1. To strike, act carelessly, wastefully or foolishly; (don’t chak him in the thumb). 2. To be in an undesirable position, (I’m chakked).
FLAK
noun:
1. Any part of anything, whether one’s body or a part of an object; (she thumped me in the flak). 2. To care, be concerned; (I don’t give a flak).
verb:
1. To be in an undesirable position, (you’re flakked).
GRAT
interjection:
1. Used to express anger, rejection and disgust, often followed by a pronoun, such as “you” or “it”; (grat it!)
as an adjective, adverb:
1. Damned; confounded; bloody; (that gratting idiot).
WOLSH
verb:
1. To strike, act carelessly, wastefully or foolishly; (you wolshed that guy bad). 2. To abuse or manipulate against one’s will; (I was thoroughly wolshed). 3. Any part of anything, whether one’s body or a part of an object; (I was hit in the wolsh).
External links
YouTube Oxhorn's account
