Perry Gatner | |
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Gender | Male |
Race | Human (Humanoid) |
Level | 60 |
Reaction | Alliance Horde |
Occupation | Stand-up comedian |
Location | World's End Tavern, Shattrath City |
Perry Gatner is a stand-up comedian who occasionally appears in the World's End Tavern in Shattrath City. He tells a variety of jokes as well as impersonations of the various playable races. Haris Pilton makes a few comments about his jokes.
Shattrath Saul lets you know about the act saying:
- Shattrath Saul says: Check out the comedy stylings of Perry Gatner in just a few minutes!
- Shattrath Saul says: If you are ready to laugh, head over to the World's End Tavern!
Event[]
Shows happen every four hours on the hour, six shows per day. (Jokes may appear in a different order per show.)
- Albert Quarksprocket: Thank you all for coming tonight. Now put your hands together to welcome Shattrath's best, Perry Gatner!
- Perry Gatner: I never met a tauren I didn't like...
- Perry Gatner: To eat!!
- Perry Gatner: What a good looking crowd. The dwarven women even shaved.
- Perry Gatner: Have you ever noticed that all those cute, orc kids look the same?
- Perry Gatner: It's too bad they don't stay cute. There must be some right of passage in the Barrens called, "Climb ugly tree and fall out."
- Perry Gatner: Last week I was in Goldshire. Have you been there?
- Perry Gatner: That town's so small, I asked a kid to draw me a map. He drew it on the back of a Defias Wanted poster...
- Perry Gatner: to scale!!
- Perry Gatner: Impersonation time!!! I call this, "The Silly Tauren."
- The comedian clears his throat.
- The comedian impersonates a tauren.
He performs an impersonation through voice. (turn up volume to hear)
- Perry Gatner: Here's a good one, why do watermelons have water in them?
- Perry Gatner: Because they are planted in the spring!
- Haris Pilton: That joke's hot.
- Perry Gatner: Goldshire's Inn advertises a lakeside view...
- Perry Gatner: I saw a murloc swim by my window.
- Perry Gatner: Hey! Hey! Hey! It's Raliq the Drunk... His momma's so fat she didn't just make the front cover of Ogre Today...
- Perry Gatner: She made the back cover too!
- Perry Gatner: What's the deal with women? I mean they are always like...
- The comedian clears his throat.
- The comedian impersonates a human female.
He performs an impersonation through voice. (turn up volume to hear)
- Perry Gatner: And then gnomes are even worse! They are always saying stuff like...
- The comedian clears his throat.
- The comedian impersonates a gnome.
He performs an impersonation through voice. (turn up volume to hear)
- Perry Gatner: How many kobolds does it take to change a lantern wick?
- Perry Gatner: You no take candle!
- Haris Pilton: That's hot.
- Perry Gatner: Hey, it's Raliq the drunk... His momma's so fat, when she flies to Blade's Edge they charged her by the pound!
- Perry Gatner: What do you call a broken boomerang?
- Perry Gatner: A stick!
- Perry Gatner: I love blood elf women. Especially when they say stuff like this...
- The comedian clears his throat.
- The comedian impersonates a blood elf.
He performs an impersonation through voice. (turn up volume to hear)
- Perry Gatner: What time is it when an Elekk sits on your fence?
- Perry Gatner: Time to get a new fence!!
- Perry Gatner: How desperate do you have to be for allies that you recruit your livestock?
- Perry Gatner: I own a dog, but I'm not giving him a sword.
- Haris Pilton: Psshh... whatever.
- Haris Pilton: I, like, so don't get it...
- Perry Gatner: Come on! These jokes are epic!
- Perry Gatner: Used to be you couldn't trust a goblin...
- Perry Gatner: Who am I kiddin'? If you trade with goblins you'd better have iron plating in your coinpurse.
- Perry Gatner: One last impersonation. It's tough, but let's see if you can guess who it is...
- The comedian clears his throat.
- The comedian impersonates an orc.
He performs an impersonation through voice. (turn up volume to hear)
- Perry Gatner: You guys have been a great audience! Have a good night!
- Perry Gatner: Now that the show's done, can someone run me through Scarlet Monestary?
- Albert Quarksprocket: Perry Gatner! What an act! The cantina is open all night long, so please, stay and enjoy yourselves!
Trivia[]
- Perry Gatner's name is likely a reference to World of Warcraft level designer Gary Platner, who at one point briefly worked as a stand-up comedian.
Patch changes[]
- Patch 2.0.3 (2007-01-09): Added.