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Why are these crates so curious? Why every crawdad furious? Every few seconds, my bobber moves an inch But every single time, its a bite and not a pinch Mr. Pinchy, my elusive friend This poem will need to end Till you show yourself to me My fishing shall not halt. For I am an ambitious fisher Who needs to prove her Salt. I must cast a thousand times, 'fore the bobber hits the pool Still, you're never there! Mr. Pinchy, oh so cruel! I got my pole, and my hat, And I am tracking fish. Damn it Mr. Pinchy, I swear I'll get my wish! It's been over three hours, And I have failed to win. Cause everything I catch Is not alive or has a fin. I have stopped my writing Put down my rogue's knife. I have taken up fishing To prove I have no life. I have fished in every pool The ones both near and far. Thanks to you, you stupid crab I'm stuck in Terrokar! I have caught the Giant Sewer Rat Have every coin of Gold Yet still you try to run? Mr. Pinchy, dumb but bold! I will continue fishing, Confident Pinchy's scaring. Hope you like my next poem, When I fish for the Dark Herring!

By Serguna of Moon Guard, US

((Interesting side note: Originally from Argent Dawn, US))