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This article is silly. Coming from a source other than the computer games, trading card game, novels, RPG, or manga, its content is not part of official Warcraft lore, but nevertheless has become part of the culture belonging to the World of Warcraft community.

Why are these crates so curious?

Why every crawdad furious?

Every few seconds, my bobber moves an inch

But every single time, its a bite and not a pinch

Mr. Pinchy, my elusive friend

This poem will need to end


Till you show yourself to me

My fishing shall not halt.

For I am an ambitious fisher

Who needs to prove her Salt.


I must cast a thousand times,

'fore the bobber hits the pool

Still, you're never there!

Mr. Pinchy, oh so cruel!


I got my pole, and my hat,

And I am tracking fish.

Damn it Mr. Pinchy,

I swear I'll get my wish!


It's been over three hours,

And I have failed to win.

Cause everything I catch

Is not alive or has a fin.


I have stopped my writing

Put down my rogue's knife.

I have taken up fishing

To prove I have no life.


I have fished in every pool

The ones both near and far.

Thanks to you, you stupid crab

I'm stuck in Terrokar!


I have caught the Giant Sewer Rat

Have every coin of Gold

Yet still you try to run?

Mr. Pinchy, dumb but bold!


I will continue fishing,

Confident Pinchy's scaring.

Hope you like my next poem,

When I fish for the Dark Herring!

By Serguna of Moon Guard, US

((Interesting side note: Originally from Argent Dawn, US))

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