|Location||Westfall Brigade Encampment, Grizzly Hills|
|Relative(s)||Theodore Furlbrow (father) and Verna Furlbrow (mother)|
- See also: Grizzly Hills NPCs
- Private Jansen says: Boy what I wouldn't give for a bowl of old Salma Saldean's Westfall Stew right about now.
- Private Jansen says: Gruel and Hardtack are no way to survive.
- Private Furlbrow says: Y'know, It's not Salma Saldean's recipe.
- Private Jansen says: What?
- Private Furlbrow says: It's not Salma Saldean's recipe. It's my Ma's. She asked some passerby to deliver it to Salma right before she and Pa left Westfall with Old Blanchy.
- Private Jansen says: Yeah? Well, at least the Saldeans didn't flee Westfall when things got tough.
- Private Furlbrow says: No one insults Ma and Pa! Take it back!
- Private Jansen says: You heard what I said! Your parents are cowards, and so are you, Furlbrow!
- They start punching each other, after Furlbrow wins:
- Private Furlbrow says: Glad you decided to see it my way...
- Jansen despawns, and after approximately 7 minutes (apparently to go to the field medic) he spawns.
- Private Jansen says: OK, I take it back! Your Ma and Pa weren't cowards!