Accordingly, the gossip text updates as players are being offered this quest:
Well? Are you going to help me down?
Um, no. Would you mind hanging out a little longer? I have some stuff I need to take care of first.
You... WHAT?
Come over here and say that!
<Kristoff kicks and flails his limbs in a frothing rage, his head twisting around to glare at you.>
So help me, I will - I am going to - I will knock your brains out! I will fill the empty cavity left behind with my boot! Come here! GET BACK HERE!
<Kristoff strains to grasp your neck, his fingers waggling inches from your face.>
On accept:
Kristoff Manheim says: Okay, let's do this! You fight the ogres, and I will... not fight them. Head for the exit!
Kristoff has random gossip text now, too:
I don't recommend hanging from a chain like that. But to be honest, it did great things for my hair.
I'd lend a hand, but I've got... chain rash. I'll just hang back a little.
Ogres. I hate ogres.
You're one unsual <class>, <name>. I don't mean that in a negative way. I'm just sayin', you're kinda funny.
How long was I hanging back there? It felt like days.
Do you always talk so much when there's stuff to kill?
Less yap flappin'. More ogre thwappin'. Deal?
You smell somethin?
On aggroing ogres, more random commentary:
Kristoff Manheim says: This one smells particularly bad.
Kristoff Manheim says: Don't get stepped on.
Kristoff Manheim says: He doesn't see me, does he?
Kristoff Manheim says: That one's huge. You shouldn't have made him angry.
On success:
Kristoff Manheim says: We made it! I'll find my way back on my own. Do me a favor and go tell Royce Duskwhisper where he can stick his stupid Eye of Twilight.