Pulling open the face of the control console reveals a dense jumble of wires, tubing and other strange mechanical objects--most of which seem to serve no practical purpose. Pushing them aside and digging deeper into the console, you find the samophlange. A tug removes it from its housing.
Oh, you're back, <name>! Do you have the samophlange?
Completion
This is... er... interesting... yes. A device this complex is best analyzed by a team of skilled engineers in a clean room, painstakingly reverse engineering each component in a controlled environment.
But who has that kind of time?
Let's just fire this ting up and see what it does...
Notes
On completion:
Sputtervalve says: Ok, let's take a look at this thing...