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The Day that Deathwing Came: The Real Story
Start	Lucien Tosselwrench
End	Lucien Tosselwrench
Level	47
Category	Badlands
Experience	750
Previous	The Day that Deathwing Came
Next	The Day that Deathwing Came: What Really Happened

The Day that Deathwing Came: The Real Story
Level: 47
Lucien Tosselwrench
Lucien Tosselwrench
XP: 750

Objectives Edit

Listen to Lucien Tosselwrench's version of the story.

• Grow large enough to reach the clouds
• Clouds searched (5)
• Find Deathwing

Description Edit

Not only was Theldurin's story wrong, it was boring, unimaginative, and slow.

I'll tell you how things really happened on that day.

Completion Edit

The end! No moral.

Notes Edit

On accept:

First of all, it wasn't sunny out. It was cloudy when Deathwing appeared.

The camera tilts up to look at the sky, and Deathwing.

The cowardly dragon must have seen me, because he turned away and flew into the clouds.

"I'll find you in those clouds, you worm!" I yelled. "And then I'll throw you to Kalimdor!"

Lucien Tosselwrench yells: I'll find you in those clouds, you worm!

Lucien Tosselwrench yells: And then I'll throw you to Kalimdor!

Luckily, I had been tinkering with my world-shrinking device.

I decided to keep shrinking the world until I could reach the clouds.

Keep "shrinking the world" until...

Once the world was small enough, I started to hunt for Deathwing in the clouds.

Walk around the Badlands and look for clouds to search them. He has some random commentary during the process

• Lucien Tosselwrench says: When I find that dragon, I'm gonna throw him to Kalimdor.
• Lucien Tosselwrench says: Surprise, dragon! Aw, shucks.
• Lucien Tosselwrench says: Where you at?
• Lucien Tosselwrench says: Where are you, dragon?
• Lucien Tosselwrench says: He can't have gotten far...

I had searched every cloud, but I couldn't find Deathwing.

It was then that I realized: he was hiding in the sun. I looked up.

Look up. Right-click the "sun" to reveal Deathwing.

The sun burned me bad, but I got my hands around his slimy neck.

Lucien gets knocked down to 10% health, but he is holding the "Cowardly Deathwing".

I summoned all my strength, faced west, and threw him to Kalimdor.

On completion, Martek the Exiled offers the followup:

Theldurin the Lost says: Wow, Lucien. You need to stop drinking RIGHT NOW.

The completion dialogue ("The End! No Moral.") is a reference to the April 03, 2006 Achewood comic.

Quest progression Edit

1.  [45] To Fuselight Proper
2.  [45] Easily Swayed
   • Side chain:  [45] When the Going Gets Tough, Cheat &  [45] It's Goat Time, Baby
3.  [45] A Strange Request
4.  [45] First Sample: Wild Eggs /  [45] Second Sample: Whelps
5.  [45] Lifting the Veil
6.  [45] Third Sample: Implanted Eggs
7.  [45] Rhea Revealed
8.  [45] The Venerable Doctor Blam
9.  [46] Troggish Troubles
10.  [46] Dustwind Dig /  [46] Bloodwatcher Point
11.  [46] All's Fair in Love, War, and Archaeology /  [46] It's Not About History, It's About Power
    • Side chain:  [46] A Dwarf's Got Needs &  [46] The Good Stuff
12. Complete all of
    •  [46] The Warden's Pawn &  [46] The Warden's Game
    •  [46] The Sentinel's Pawn &  [46] The Sentinel's Game
13.  [46] Ancient Protectors
14.  [46] The Titans' Trove
15.  [46] Return to Blam
16.  [47] Into the Dragon's Mouth
    • Side quests:  [47] Half-Ton Holdouts,  [47] Survival of the Fattest
    • Side chain:  [47] Down to the Scar (optional) &  [47] The Day that Deathwing Came &  [47] The Day that Deathwing Came: The Real Story &  [47] The Day that Deathwing Came: What Really Happened
17.  [47] The Swift, the Fierce, and the Stout
    •  [47] Eric, the Utility Dwarf /  [47] Baelog, the Glass Cannon /  [47] Olaf, the Big Fella'
    •  [47] Amakkar, Jack of All Trades /  [47] Jurrix the Striker /  [47] Gargal, the Behemoth
18.  [47] The Wrath of a Dragonflight
19.  [47] Their Hunt Continues
20.  [47] The Sorrow and the Fury
21.  [47] The Hidden Clutch
22.  [47] Rheastrasza's Gift
23.  [47] Devastation
24.  [47] The Egg Lives On

Patch changes Edit

• Patch 4.0.3 (2010-11-15): Added. 
  

External links Edit

• Wowhead
• Thottbot
• DB MMO-Champion

Achewood comic upon which completion text is based