The camera pans around again and looks up over the scar...
The day that Deathwing came, blood rained from the skies.
I believe I was showing my motorcycle to some hot babes at the time.
After Deathwing appeared, they became quite frightened, but I only had room to rescue one of them.
Choose to either save a female orc, female night elf, female human or a male blood elf
Obviously, I picked the <race>.
We rode off down the canyon, careful to avoid falling rocks.
The motorcycle has a Speed Boost, which increases speed by 1000% for 5 sec. Use it.
When I reached the end of the canyon, I remembered that my motorcycle could fly.
That would have been helpful to know earlier.
Hit space and start flying.
I flew up to the pillar located just north of the canyon.
During the flight, I shared a tender moment with the <strapping/grateful young> <race>.
Deathwing is again in human form, still with 858 million health.
Atop the pillar, I saw him: Deathwing. The time for the ultimate confrontation had arrived.
Theldurin the Lost yells: I'm gonna punch that dragon in the face!
Suddenly, Theldurin appears and punches Deathwing in the face!
Hey, stop it Theldurin! This is my story!
A gigantic Lucien can be seen walking around the side of the pillar to the west.
Cut it out guys! Quit interrupting!
Fine. You don't get to hear about how I beat Deathwing in a knife fight. Your loss.
On completion:
Theldurin the Lost says: Sorry about the interruption, Martek. You've gotta admit though... I made your story about fifty times better. Next drink's on me.