This contraption stands out amongst the gnomes holding out against the madness outside the room. A small plaque on the device reads "The Sparklematic 5200", followed by some text:
"Grime and residue ruining your sparklies? The Sparklematic 5200 puts the shine back in shine-tastic! Insert the item you wish to clean and deposit three silver coins in the coin slot. Give the Sparklematic 5200 a moment for operation, and voila! Your valuables will emerge clean and shiny!"