|Words and Music By...|
Requires Level 84
or 78933 at Level 90
|Reputation||+75 Wildhammer clan|
- Create a Song
I've written many an epic tune in my lifetime, <name>, but this upcoming wedding deserves a very special ballad. And fast!
Should I write a love song? A lighthearted ditty? A bawdy drinking song?
I could use some help with the lyrics, if you fancy a go at it.
Talk to me and we'll write a song together!
Well, it's catchy, that's for sure.
But is it a classic?
You will receive:
In Thundermar the tales proclaimed
Of a bold lass destined for fame
With emerald green eyes and big man-crushing thighs
And "Fanny," a most fitting name.
Ol' Firebeard he made her his quest
On one knee his love he professed:
"Oh Fanny me Fanny, do marry me can ye?
I loves ya and I loves yer chest."
Now let cheering dispel the twilight
And let the Wildhammers unite!
They're short an' they're stout, but no man can doubt:
Firebeard and his Fanny are tight.
Patch 4.0.3a (2010-11-23): Added.