Quotes

Warcraft II

Setup program

(clicking the sound test button)

• "Your sound card works perfectly."
• "Enjoying yourself?"
• "It doesn't get any better than this!"

Human Alliance

Peasant

• "Ready to serve."
• "Yes?"
• "My lord?"
• "What is it?"
• "Hello."
• "Okay."
• "Right."
• "Alright."
• "Yes My lord!"
• "Job's done."
• "Oh, what?"
• "Y—uh-huh."
• "Now what?"
• "More work?"
• "Leave me alone!"
• "I don't want to do that!"
• "I'm not listening."

Footman

• "Awaiting orders."
• "Your command?"
• "Your orders?"
• "Yes, sire?"
• "Yes?"
• "My lord?"
• "Yes."
• "Yes, my lord."
• "As you wish."
• "At once, sire."
• "At your service."
• "Make up your mind."
• "Are you still touching me?"
• "Don't you have a kingdom to run?"
• "I do have work to do."
• "'Join the army,' they said." (Reference to 'In The War Now')
• "'See the world,' they said." (Reference to 'In The War Now')
• "I'd rather be sailing."
• "You played the shareware, now buy the game." (from the shareware version)
• "In the retail version I'm much funnier." (from the shareware version)

Elven Archer/Ranger

• "I come to serve."
• "Your Emminence?"
• "Exalted one?"
• "My sovereign?"
• "Your wish?"
• "Yes."
• "By your command."
• "For the Alliance."
• "Move out."
• "We must take action."
• "Time is of the essence."
• "Even elder races get tired of waiting."

Knight/Paladin

• "Ready to serve, my lord."
• "Your majesty?"
• "At your service."
• "Sire?"
• "What holds?"
• "We move."
• "In your name."
• "For the king."
• "Defending your honour."
• "I need orders."
• "Give me a quest!"
• "Don't force me to run you through!"

Gnomish Flying Machine

• "I've got a flying machine!"
• "Hello, sonny."
• "Want me to fly?"
• "Are you listening?"
• (distant) "I'm flying…"
• (distant) "Goodbye…"

Dwarven Demo Squad

• "Dwarfs ready."
• "What do you want?"
• "Ach?"
• "Aye laddy."
• "OK."
• "Alright."
• "Move out."
• "Yes sir."
• "I love blowin' things up!"
• "Bombs are great!"
• "Tilt one back with me, dog!"

Mage

• "Who summoned me?"
• "What is it?"
• "Do you need assistance?""
• "Your request?"
• "As you wish."
• "Very well."
• "Alright."
• "I'm a busy man."
• "Don't anger me."
• "I warned you." (thunder sound)

Alliance Ships

• "Captain on the bridge."
• "Aye, captain?"
• "Skipper?"
• "Set sail?"
• "Aye, aye, sir"
• "Aye, Captain."
• "Under way."
• "Stop rocking the boat!"
• "You're making me seasick!"
• (vomiting)

Orcish Horde

Peon

• "Ready to work."
• "Zug Zug." (from Caveman)
• "Dabu."
• "Lok'tar."
• "What?!"
• "Look out!"
• "Missed me!"
• "Hee hee hee! That tickles." (Reference to Tickle Me Elmo Doll)
• "I would not do such things if I were you."
• "My tummy feels funny."
• (burp) "'scuse me."

Grunt

• "Your command, master."
• "Zug Zug." (from Caveman)
• "Dabu."
• "Lok'tar."
• "Swobu"
• "What?!"
• "Look out!"
• "Missed me!"
• "Hee hee hee! That tickles." (Reference to Tickle Me Elmo Doll)
• "I would not do such things if I were you."
• "My tummy feels funny."
• (burp) "'scuse me."
• "You're good looking for a human."
• "You Buy the retail version, or I'll chop you up into little bits!" (from the shareware version)
• "You buy full version. Pleeease?"
• "You go buy now or I sing. (sings)'

Troll Axethrower/Berserker

• "New troll here!"
• "D'you call me?"
• "What you wan'me kill?"
• "OK."
• "Alright."
• "You're the boss."
• "D'you want axe?"
• "I got axe for you!"
• (muttered curses)
• "Say hello to my little friend!"

Two-headed Ogre

• "We're ready, master."
  "I'm not ready."
• "Huh?"
  "What?"
• "What?"
  "Huh?"
• "Yes?"
• "Master?"
• "Okay."
• "Yes, master."
• "Alright."
• "Yes, master."
  "I don't want to!"
• "All right."
  "No, I'm hungry."
• "This way."
  "No, that way."
• (burp)
  "He did it!"
  "No, he did it!"
• (fart)
  (Both laugh)

Ogre Mage

• "We're ready, master."
• "Yes, master?"
• "What?"
• "Yes?"
• "What is it?"
• "Yes, master."
• "Of course."
• "Right away."
• (burp) "We did it."
• "We're not brainless anymore."
• "I've got the brains."
  "Nuh-uh!"

Goblin Zeppelin

• "Here I am."
• "I can see my house!"
• "I wish I had a weapon!"

Death Knight

• "I'm alive!"
• "Yes?"
• "Make it quick."
• "Of course master."
• "Very well."
• "Grrr."
• "I'm growing impatient."
• "Don't push it."
• "When my work is finished, I'm coming back for you."

Goblin Sappers

• "We're ready."
• "What?"
• "Yes?"
• "Who is it?"
• "Hello?"
• "OK."
• "Certainly."
• "Yes, boss."
• "Alright."
• "We've got explosives!"
• "KABOOOOOM!"
• "(singing) Ooooh, it's beautiful!"

Orc Ships

• "Done building ship."
• "Aye, minky?"
• "Yes, Captain?"
• "Ahoy."
• "I would love to."
• "You're the captain."
• Crowd: "Yo ho!"
• "Who wants to sing?"
• (Orcs singing)

Heroes (Beyond the Dark Portal)

Alleria

• "What?"
• "Well?"
• "Hello?"
• "Lets go."
• "Follow me."
• "Move it."
• "Excuse me!"
• "You never touch the other elves like that."
• "Do that again and you'll pull back a stump!"

Danath

• "What?"
• "Need something?"
• "Bring it on."
• "Follow me."
• "Step aside, junior."
• "Draw steel, boys."
• "You're talking to me?"
• "Hands of grabber."
• "Don't waste my time."

Khadgar

• "Hello?"
• "Who's there?"
• "Yes, what is it?"
• "If I must."
• "Alright, alright."
• "Yes."
• "Do you know who I am?"
• "I'm very busy."
• "Are you still here?"

Kurdran

• "What?"
• "Aye?"
• "Yes, lad?"
• "Alright."
• "Ach, OK."
• "Yes, sir."
• "I'll fling a hammer at you."
• "You got a belly full of haggis."
• "Ach, there is no hope for this lad."

Turalyon

• "I'm at your service."
• "Command me."
• "Orders, sire?"
• "A noble quest."
• "For Lothar."
• "Off course my king."
• "Why must you torment me?"
• "You think Lothar's death was my fault, don't you?"
• "I challenge you, heathen."

Deathwing

• "What?"
• "Huh?"
• "I'm waiting."
• "Yes."
• "Alright."
• "Do you like fire?"
• "I'm full of it!"
• (sound of breathing fire)

Dentarg

• "Huh?"
• "What do you want?"
• "Yes?"
• "At once, my master."
• "For Ner'zhul."
• "We're on our way."
• "We don't understand."
• "Are you opposing Shadowmoon?"
• "Ner'zhul will have your head."

Grom Hellscream

• "Whaaat?"
• "Tell me what to do."
• "Yeees?"
• "Take it."
• "Slice and dice!"
• "Time to die!"
• "Welcome to my nightmaaaare!"
• "(sings) I am Iron Man!"
• "(sings) Feelings…"

Korgath Bladefist

• "Need a hand?"
• "Yeah?"
• "Huh?"
• "I'm on it."
• "Chop chop!"
• "Yep."
• "Stop it."
• "You!"
• "Do you feel lucky, punk?"

Teron Gorefiend

• "Greetings."
• "Yeees?"
• "What?"
• "Immediately."
• "Whatever you wish."
• "I'd be delighted."
• "That doesn't hurt."
• "This is the reason I ended it all."
• "Stop that incessant clicking!"

Warcraft III

Human Alliance

Peasant

Ready

• "Ready to work!"

What

• "Yes, me lord?"
• "What is it?"
• "More work?"
• "What?"

Yes

• "Right now."
• "Yes, me lord."
• "Alright."
• "Off I go, then!"

Attack

• "I guess I can"
• "If you want."
• "No one else available… ."
• "That's it. I'm dead."

War cry

• "Yaaah."

Pissed

• "You're the king? Well, I didn't vote for you." (A reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.)
• "We found a witch! May we burn her?" (Another reference to Monty Python.)
• "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" (Also a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.)
• "A horse kicked me once. It hurt." (And yet another!)
• "D'oh!" (A reference to Homer of The Simpsons.)

Footman

Ready

• "Ready for action."

What

• "Orders?"
• "What do you need?"
• "Yes, my liege?"
• "Say the word."

Yes

• "Aye, my lord."
• "On my way."
• "Right."
• "Of course."

Attack

• "Let me at them!"
• "Attack!"
• "To arms!"

War cry

• "For Lordaeron!"

Pissed

• "Don't ask, don't tell."
• "Grab your sword and fight the Horde." (A play on the World War I recruitment slogan, "Grab your gun and fight the Hun!")
• "Uncle Lothar wants YOU." (A play on the US Military recruitment slogan "Uncle Sam wants YOU.")
• "'Tis only a flesh wound!" (A reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.)

Dwarven Rifleman

Ready

• "Locked and loaded."

What

• "Aye, sir?"
• "Ya have a target?"
• "I'm your shooter."
• "What do you need?"

Yes

• "Okay."
• "I'll take care of it."
• "Time to go."
• "Aye."

Attack

• "Fire!"
• "I've got the beast in my sights."
• "Take that you sod!"
• "Shoot to kill!"

War cry

• "For Ironforge."

Pissed

• "This… is… my boomstick!"
• "Where's me drink?"
• "I can't shoot straight unless I've had a pint!"
• "Ah, there's me drink. Get in mah belly!" (A reference to Austin Powers 2.)
• "Guns don't kill people, I do! Haha!" (Reference to UHF; a play on NRA's slogan.)
• "Don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me." (Reference to the song "Add It Up" by The Violent Femmes.)
• "I shot the sheriff, and the deputy, and your wee doggie, too!"
• "You'll take me blunderbuss when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!" (Another slogan for gun rights advocates.)

Knight

Ready

• "I await your command."

What

• "Sire?"
• "Your honor?"
• "Command me!"
• "Yes, my lord?"

Yes

• "At once."
• "For the king."
• "Absolutely."
• "I swear it."

Attack

• "For the king!"
• "Have at thee!"('thee' means 'you')
• "To the death!"

War cry

• "For honor, for freedom!"

Pissed

• "My favorite color is blue! No, yellow… !" (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
• "Victory for Lordaeron! (helmet falls shut)" (Monty Python)
• "Dost thou speak unto me?"
• "By the gods you're annoying!"
• "I never say 'Ni'!" (yet more Monty Python!)
• "Damn helmet, can't seem to get this thing… (sigh)" (Possibly a reference to Dark Helmet from Spaceballs.)

Elven Priest

Ready

• "I come to cleanse this land."

What

• "What ails you?"
• "Yes my friend?"
• "Is my aid required?"
• "Is someone injured?

Yes

• "Be gone spawn of darkness!"(dispel)
• "Be well!"(heal)
• "Of course!"
• "I am your servant!"
• "As you wish."
• "Right away."

Attack

• "Now feal my wrath!"
• "By the power of the Light, burn!"
• "Be gone spawn of darkness!"

War cry

• "For the memory of Quel'thalas!"

Pissed

• "Scalpel, sponge, magic wand!"
• "There is peace and serenity within the Light." (Quote from the movie Poltergeist.)
• "Clear! (defibrillator charge)" (Same as the Medic unit in Starcraft.)
• "Cross over children! Cross over into the Light!" (Poltergeist)
• "I have been chosen by the big metal hand in the sky!" (A reference to Toy Story, and the fact that the Alliance cursor is a gauntlet.)
• "Side effects may include: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use."

Elven Sorceress

Ready

• "The flows of magic are whimsical today."

What

• "Do you require aid human?"
• "This better be good."
• "Help me help you."
• "What will it be hotshot?"
• "Kick down sparky."

Yes

• "If you insist."
• "What a good idea."
• "It's about time."
• "Once again, it's up to the Elves."

Attack

• "Your wish is my command!"
• "Now victory shall be ours!"
• "Without delay."

War cry

• "For the Alliance!"

Pissed

• "Click me baby, one more time." *(Reference to Britney Speares song "Baby One More Time"
• "Maybe you should get a strategy guide."
• "I don't remember casting Slow on you."
• "You don't get out much do you?"
• "Let's chat on Battle.net sometime."
• "For the End of the World spell, press Control-Alt-Delete."

Blood Elf Spellbreaker

Ready

• "I smell magic in the air."

what

• "I thirst for magic."
• "Be quick; time is mana."
• "The Bloodelves await."
• "Get on with it."

Yes

• "I'll handle it."
• "Easily done."
• "Watch and learn."
• "Leave it to me."

Attack

• "Very clever."
• "For Quel'thalas!"
• "It's come to this!"

War cry

• "Your magic is mine!"

Pissed

• "I'm a magic man. I got magic hands." (The song "Magic Man" by Heart)
• "I never stole any buffs, I got receipts for everything!"
• "I smell magic in the air. Or maybe barbecue."
• "I stole your precious." (A reference to Gollum from The Lord of the Rings)
• "Yeah, you can get a nickel for boosting Starfall, but jacking Heal's a ten-day stint in county. Now lifting Faerie Fire, they just let you go for for that—it's not even worth the paperwork. But Reincarnate, man! That'll get you life!"

Blood Elf Dragonhawk

• "Glory to the Bloodelves."
• "Prepare to fly."
• "What is it?"
• "Be quick, human!"
• "My powers are ready."
• "Where must we fly?"
• "I fly."
• "The sky is mine."
• "Winds guide me."
• "Clear the skies."
• "Strike!"
• "Choke on this this!"
• "Accept the pain!"
• "They shall all burn!"
• "No retreat!"
• "My fury is unleashed!"
• "Permission to buzz the tower." (Top Gun)
• "I'll hit the brakes, he'll fly right by." (Top Gun)
• "Tell Blizzard I'd make a great action figure."
• "That's right, pal…adin, I am dangerous." (Top Gun)
• "Get that filthy cursor away from me."
• "We're currently hovering at a comfortable altitude of 15 feet."
• (goat bleats) "What's a mountain goat doing up here? (explosion) ( The Far Side)
• (a man screams) "Drop the villager, drop it, drop it." (the dragonhawk drops villager)

High Elf Dragonhawk

• "Glory to the High Elves."
• "Battle awaits."
• "Be quick human."
• "My powers are ready."
• "The sky is mine."
• "Winds, guide me."
• "Ride like the wind."
• "Nowhere to hide!"
• "Cower knave!"
• "Ride the Lighting!"
• "For Quel'thalas, for victory!"
• "I shall ride my bird to victory."
• "I don't use my lance a lot."
• "Tell Blizzard I'd make a great action figure."
• "I'm going for an even bigger role in the Expansion pack!"
• "We're currently hovering at a comfortable altitude of 15 feet."

Mortar Team

Ready

• "MORTAR COMBAT!"

What

• "Let's get to fighting."
• "Where do you want us?"
• "Show us a target."
• "Hello!"

Yes

• "Gatta go."
  "Me too."
• "Move your arse."
• "You made the right choice."
  "It's on."
• "Come on, shorty."
  "On our way."
• "We'll do it in a jippy."
• "Mobile."

Attack

• "This battle is over!"
• "Eat mortar!">
  "Eat lead!"
• "They're dead!"
• "Hey, you! Catch!"
• "Eat hot death!"

War cry

• (both) "For Khaz-Modan!"

Pissed

• "It's you and me, pal."
  "We've got the synergy." (possibly referring to the cheat synergy)
• "I'm TNT!"
  "I'm dynamite!" (The song "TNT" by AC/DC)
• "We must defeat the dwarves!"
  "Ugh… we are the dwarves!" "Oh.."
• "You've got a chip on your shoulder"
  "Hmm, yes, and a bit of fish, too." (idiom; pun)
• "And that's how baby dwarves are made!" (older dwarf is squeamish)
• "Clearly, Tassadar has failed us! You must not!" (A reference to Starcraft, said by Aldaris in the briefing of the first Protoss mission)
• "What's that?"
  "Get yer finger outta that bunghole!" *POP*
• (Humming) "Burnin' lootin', bombin' shootin'!" (Reference to "Warriors of Genghis Khan" by "Bad News")
• "Take this, you bastard! *BOOM*"

Flying Machine/Gnomish Gyrocopter

Ready

• "We have lift off."

What

• "How you doing?"
• "What's the flight plan?"
• "Where to?"
• "OK to go."
• "Oh, it's you."

Yes

• "Roger Wilco"
• "Will do, Commander."
• "Approaching the sound barrier."
• "Watch it over there."
• "They'll never hear me coming!" (clunking noises) (A reference to StarCraft)

Attack

• "This bomb's for you!"
• "I've got tone!" (Top Gun, reference to missile lock-on)
• "Death!"
• "Take it!"

War cry

• "Off to the wild blue yonder!"

Pissed

• "(whistling sound) Whoops, I dropped something. *BOOM*"
• "(determined) Stay on target." (Star Wars)
• "I'd rather be flying! Uh… oh."
• "You can be my wingman anytime." (Top Gun)
• "Pilot to bombardier." "Bombardier here, go ahead pilot." (The Dambusters)
• "I will now demonstrate the Doppler Effect." (Spoken in 'Doppler-ese') "Doppler."
• "(dreadfully) There's… something… on… the wing!" (A reference to a Twilight Zone short)
• "I'm on a different 'plane' of existence. Get it? 'Plane'?"
• "Off to the wild movie under, wheee."

Dying

• "They came from behind!" (A Reference to Star Wars.)

Gryphon Rider

• "It's hammer time."
• "Ya can count on me."
• "Aye, sir?"
• "I'm your dwarf."
• "I'll do what it takes."
• "Ach?"
• "Ach, count me in."
• "You're the boss."
• "Ne problem."
• "That's great."
• "To the skies."
• "Death comes for ye."
• "For victory!"
• "By Muradin's beard!"
• "For Khaz-Modan!"
• "Judge me by my size, do you?" (Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back)
• "It's not the size of the hammer that counts, it's how ye wield it!"
• "Someone gave me the bird!" (pun)
• "This Warhammer cost me 40k!" (Reference to Warhammer 40,000)
• "Half of this beast is endangered, but the other half is danger!"
• "It's hammer time!"

Captain

• "I am ready."
• "What is your wish?"
• "How may I serve?"
• "I'm honoured."
• "I'll do my best!"
• "For Lordaeron!"
• "Foul beast!"
• "For King Terenas!"
• "I should have been a farmer like my father wanted."
• "Lousy pay, constant danger.."
• "Well, at least I get to hobnob with royalty" (A unit you only command when doing the human campaign with Prince Arthas.)

Blood Elf Engineer

• "I'm on the job."
• "You're interrupting my calculations!"
• "I'll have it up in no time."
• "Two plus three times four… what do you want?!"
• "No, no, no! Not like that! Let me do it."
• "That's not in the blueprints."
• "How did that get approved?"
• "You want me to do what?"
• "An elf would have thought of something better."
• "Yes yes, I'm already on it."
• "Probability of success: Zero."
• "I'll level you!"
• "Look, I'm an engineer, my time is valuable."
• "Why don't you bother someone else with your incessant clicking."
• "If it's really that urgent, why don't you do it yourself?"
• "It's simple. Just take the hydraulic phase shift emulator, and attach it to the transdimensional photon particle emitter. Bam! New tower."
• "'I'll have it up in no time.' is an official term of the United Blood Elf Engineers' Union. It should not be interpreted as a reasonable estimation of the actual time it will take to complete a task in any way, shape, or form."
• "Hmm… tower defense… No, that's a silly idea– it would never work!" (parody of the popularity of tower defense maps on Battle.net. Also they build towers in a tower defense mission.)

Paladin

• "I live to serve all believers."
• "What would you ask of me?"
• "I am not afraid."
• "Let me face the peril." (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
• "At your call."
• "As you wish."
• "For honour."
• "For my people."
• "It shall be done."
• "Justice will be served!"
• "Defending your name!"
• "Strike with great vengeance!"
• "In Lightbringer's name, havocly!"
• "It's hammer time!"
• "I want to be your "sledge hammer".
• "Touch me not—I am chaste!" (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
• "No? Is that your final answer?" (Who Wants To Be a Millionaire)
• "I have bad brethren."
• "Is that a sword? Luxury! Is that a horse? Sloth! Is that a helmet? Vanity!" (Monty Python's Flying Circus, the Spanish Inquisition)

Archmage

• "This had better be worth it!"
• "You require my assistance."
• "What is it now?"
• "Get on with it"
• "Well?"
• "I can hardly wait"
• "Perfect"
• "Whatever"
• "Fine"
• "To battle"
• "For glory"
• (chants a spell)
• "Don't you have a strategy?"
• "For Dalaran!"
• "Your prattle begins to annoy me."
• "You'd best stay clear of me, or I'll turn you into a mindless sheep!"(Reference to the Sorceress spell "Polymorph" which turns enemies into sheep)
• "I don't waste my magic on just anything. (horse chortles)"

Mountain King

• "Alright? Who wants some?"
• "Aye?
• "Wait 'till you see me in action."
• "Give me something to do."
• "Hmm?
• "Brilliant."
• "I'm coming through"
• "Move it"
• "Haul them away."
• "To arms!"
• "Death comes for ye!"
• "I'll run him through!"
• "What's this?!"
• "For Khaz-Modan!"
• "Could you put some bonus points in my drinking skills?" (Reference to the Dungeons & Dragons skill sheet)
• "Any fish and chip shops around here?"
• "I think it's time for a nippy sweety."
• "What the bloody hell are you playing at?"
• "There's nothing more motivating than fighting with a bad hangover!"
• "Where's the pub?"
• "Let's get pissed!"

Blood Mage

• "Burning to avenge."
• "Do you see something?"
• "Evil is near."
• "I'm here, mortal."
• "This prattle bores me."
• "For my people."
• "For now."
• "Ah, child's play."
• "I'll incinerate them!"
• "For Quel'thalas!"
• "They shall burn!"
• "By the blood of the High Born!"
• "The blood of the High Born is my birthright."
• "The ghosts of Quel'thalas cry out for vengeance."
• "I find your insolence… disturbing." (Star Wars)
• "If you don't master your anger, your anger will master you... I should know." (Mystery Men)
• Blood Mage: "Hi, my name is Roy. I'm a magic addict."
  Group: "Hi Roy." (parody of Alcoholics Anonymous)
• "My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood! Or maybe three times as much blood! Like if you went to hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe that would be enough blood! Eh… but probably not."

Prince Arthas of Lordaeron

You no longer need to sacrifice for your people. You no longer need to bear the weight of your crown. I have taken care of everything.

Succeeding you, father!

This kingdom shall fall, and from the ashes shall arrise a new order that will shake the very foundations of the world!

• "The Light is my strength."
• "Is there danger?"
• "I stand for the light."
• "I'm here to help."
• "Justice shall be done."
• "Off course."
• "Certainly."
• "A sound plan."
• "For honour."
• "Foul knave!"
• "Betrayer of the light!"
• "You're past redemption!"
• "For my father the King!"
• "Feel my wrath!"
• "Justice has come!"
• "For Lordaeron!"
• "It isn't easy being a prince."
• "I will bring honor to my father and my kingdom."
• "Light, guide my path."
• "Light, give me strength."
• "I should be in command."
• "I know what I'm doing."
• "There's no need to bow."

Muradin Bronzebeard

• "What's happening."
• "I'm ready and waiting."
• "You're kinda slow for a human, aren't ya?"
• "Let's get moving."
• "That's more like it."
• "Let's get it on."
• "Let's do this."
• "It's hammer time!"
• "For Khaz-Modan!"
• "For the Bronzebeards!"
• "Take this, you bastard!"
• "Spears, blood, booze and thunder!"
• "My older brother Magni is king of the dwarves."
• "My younger brother Brann is a renowned explorer."
• "If I didn't kick so much ass, I'd feel a tad awkward."
• "I'll play your game, you rogue." (SNL Celebrity Jeopardy! Reference)
• "I'll take 'The Rapist' for 500." (SNL Celebrity Jeopardy!, mispronouncing 'therapist')
• "I'm on to you, Trebek!" (SNL Celebrity Jeopardy!)
• "(laughs) Come on, you nancy boy!" (SNL Celebrity Jeopardy!)
• "You wanna get the undead? I'll tell you how to get the undead. One of their men pulls a knife, your man pulls a gun. They send your man to the hospital, you send their man to the morgue. That's how you get the undead." (The Untouchables; it should also be noted that this and the quotes above are all associated with Sean Connery.)
• "Is that the best you can do?"
• "I've met gnomes who are tougher than you."

Jaina Proudmoore

• "I can help."
• "That's curious."
• "Shhh… I'm trying to think here."
• "What's the plan?"
• "Sounds good."
• "I'll check it out."
• "Sounds interesting."
• "I'll take care of it."
• "I hate resorting to violence!"
• "You asked for it!"
• "For Dalaran!"
• "I'm no warrior."
• "All I ever wanted to do was study."
• "The currents of magic are in upheaval."
• "I pray my father is safe."
• "Things are starting to get a little weird."

Lord Garithos

• "Humanity will rise again."
• "Well, what are you waiting for?"
• "Humanity is in peril!"
• "I hate working with these… people."
• "We humans have to stick together."
• "It's about time."
• "Yes yes I'm on it."
• "Suits my purposes."
• "Right."
• "Ah, at last."
• "Let justice fall!"
• "Die, mongrels!"
• "Inhuman beast!"
• "In memory of Terenas!"
• "These inhuman dogs must be slain."
• "The lesser races must be purged from the kingdom."
• "The only good non-human is a dead non-human."
• "If you want something done right, leave it to a human."
• "We humans have to stick together."
• "Never trust an elf!" (Reference to the film The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring)

Uther the Lightbringer

• "I'm here."
• "Do not fear."
• "The light is with us."
• "We shall not falter."
• "Right."
• "Very wise."
• "For the light."
• "By my honour."
• "For lordaeron!"
• "For the silver hand!"
• "Light curse you!"
• "For King Terenas!"
• "I getting too old for this."
• "As if the Orcs weren't enough…"
• "My church is the field of battle."
• "My strength is the Holy Light."
• "Come then, shadowspawn."
• "I am the hammer of justice."

Prince Kael'thas Sunstrider

• "I'm waiting."
• "I feel edgy."
• "What's the hold up?"
• "My people must be avenged."
• "We should move soon."
• "I sense something elusive."
• "It shall be done."
• "Outstanding."
• "I'll do my best."
• "My pleasure."
• "Very good."
• "By fire be purged!"
• "Vengeance!"
• "This is too easy!"
• "Nothing of my homeland remains, but ash and sorrow."
• "My hunger for magic is clouding my judgment."
• "All I feel is hate and rage."
• "The Alliance has failed my people."

Sylvanas Windrunner

(Hero - Ranger)
What

• "I've got no time for games."
• "I have a land to defend."
• "We elves are not easy prey."
• "You dare threaten me."

War cry

• "For Quel'thalas!"

Pissed

• "I'm the Ranger General of this land."
• "I can hit a bird in the air, flying."
• "None my threaten the Elflands."
• "You'll regret ever entering my forests."
• "Come taste the wrath of the Elves."

Orc Horde

Peon

• "Ready to work."
• "Yes?"
• "Hmmm?"
• "What do you want?"
• "Something need doing?"
• "I can do that."
• "Be happy to."
• "Work, work."
• "Okidoki."
• "OK!"
• "Kill 'em!"
• "I'll try"
• "Why not?!"
• "Whaaat?"
• "Me busy. Leave me alone!!"
• "No time for play."
• "Me not that kind of orc!"

Grunt

• "My life for the horde!"
• "Yes?"
• "Huh?"
• "Master?"
• "What do you want?"
• "Dabu!"
• "Lok'thar!"
• "Swobu!"
• "Zug zug!"
• "Time for killing!"
• "Time to die!"
• "For the Horde!"
• "Why you poking me again?"
• "Why don't you lead an army instead of touching me!?"
• "Poke poke poke - is that all you do?"(the poking jokes are references to the infamous "Stop poking me!" quote of Warcraft - Orcs & Humans)
• "Oh, that was kind of nice."
• "Me so horned; me hurt you long time."
• "Me no sound like Yoda. Do I? (Yoda-like inflection)"
• "(singsong voice) It not easy being green!" (Reference to Kermit's famous song)

Raider

• "Ready to ride."
• "yes chieftain?"
• "Hmm?"
• "Need something?"
• "Say the word."
• "No problem."
• "let's ride."
• "Take 'em."
• "Taste my steel."
• "For Doomhammer."
• "For the glory of the Warchief!"
• "Down boy."
• "You're annoying my dog."
• "What's that smell? Oh, bad dog!" (wolf whimpers)
• "I'm hungry like the wolf!" (a Duran Duran single)

Tauren

• "Do not push me or I will impale you on my horns."
• "Da Bulls." (A reference to Saturday Night Live Superfans)
• "Got Milk?"
• "Hey, what are these letters burned on my ass?"
• "Olé."
• "(smashing china) Sorry." (A reference to the idiom "A Bull in a China Shop")
• "How Now?" (as in "How Now, Brown Cow?")
• "There's a lot at steak here!"

Troll Headhunter/Berserker

• "What'you want me do?"
• "Who you want me kill?"
• "Where'you want me go?"
• "Wha'?"
• "What'you bother me for?!"
• "Leave it to me, I take a big weight off your shoulders."
• "D'you wanna buy a cigar?" (In a Cuban troll accent)
• "Lucy…" (Reflective of Ricky from I Love Lucy)
• "Say hello to my little friend!"
• "Don't mess with the bad guy!" (Razor Ramon from the WWE)
• "Vengeance for Zul'Jin!" (Reference to the Warcraft 2 character)

Kodo Beast

• "Here comes the beast again." (grunt) (Reference to the song "Here comes the rain again" by Eurythmics)

Wyvern Rider

• "I can see my house!"
• "The only way to fly." (Reference to The Matrix)
• "I'm getting a little dizzy."
• "FLASH! Aha!" (Referring to Flash Gordon)
• "Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's me!" (Reference to Superman comics series)
• "Peter! I can fly!" (Reference to Peter Pan)

Troll Witch Doctor

• "I may have something for ya."
• "We be jammin'." (The song "Jammin'" by Bob Marley)
• "It's a cookbook. A cookbook!" (Reference to the short story by Damon Knight called "To Serve Man", or, better known, an episode of Twilight Zone of the same name)
• "Soylent gray is made from TROLLS?" (A reference to the movie Soylent Green)
• "Someone call for the doctor?" (reference to Desperados, the computer game)
• "Ikambokem" (The quote Mumbo says in the game Banjo Kazooie)
• Ohta: "Fukui-san?"
  Fukui: "Yes, go ahead."
  Ohta: "What the Iron Troll is doing is putting heads in a pot. They have to boil for 20 minutes so the eyes can be used in a second dish, an eye and raspberry sorbet."
  Woman: "Ooh, sounds good."

Shaman

• "You ever get hit by lightning where the Sun don't shine? *thunder clap*"
• "The sky is falling." (A reference to the myth from Asterix and Obelix)
• "(sings) Raindrops keep falling on my head." (The song of the same name)
• "Electrifrying"
• "Blame it on the rain. Bwhahah."

Spirit Walker

• "Death is not the end."
• "We're all spirits in the material world." (a line from the Police song of the same name)
• "I say y'all gonna make me lose my mind up in here." (from rapper DMX)
• "My hoof and your ass have an appointment."
• "Fear my moo of fury! <extremely half-hearted moo>"
• "Yes, the spirits are talking to me. *farts* Oh yes, they´re coming in clearly. *fart* Ahh, now they're forming into a gaseous material. *fart* I can actually see them now. *fart* The spirits are very powerful today." (Reference to a video called "Pastor Gas" or "Farting Preacher", parodying Robert Tilton)

Batrider

• "I can see your house...burning!" (Reference to the Goblin Zeppelin in Warcraft 2)
• (hums the Batman theme) "Nananananananana Nananananananana... Ha, ME!"
• "(suicide run) The ends justify the means!"
• "Hey, shut up! The bat can't hear where it's goin'!"
• "My balls are burning!" (Bat squeaks) (referring the the burning oil he's carrying)
• "Tell my wife I– (explosion)." (possibly a reference to the line in the song Space Oddity by David Bowie)

Blademaster

• "Snatch the pebble from my hand, grasshopper." (Kung Fu Reference)
• "My blade can cut through armour, and still cut a tomato!" (The commercial for the Ginsu knife)
• "Twin blade action, for clean close shave every time!" (Gillette Mach 3 razor ad campaign)
• "Wassaabi?" (Budweiser ad campaign)

Far Seer

• "I see dead people." (Reference to the movie The Sixth Sense.. The reveal map cheat is also a reference to the movie)
• "Touch your tongue to mine. (wolf whines)" (reference to Thumb Wars, a Star Wars parody film)
• "Outlook not so good." (Reference to the Magic 8-Ball)
• "Reply hazy. Try again." (Again, the Magic 8-Ball)
• "Seeing is believing."
• "My eyes are open."

Tauren Chieftain

• "Pass the peace pipe."
• "Hey. Puff, puff, give. That's the rule." (A reference to Friday)
• "Ohhh… I can see my ancestors!"
• "Back in the old days, we didn't have plural." (referring to the fact that the word "tauren" is both singular and plural)
• "Only two things come from Texas, and I've got horns." (The phrase "Only two things come from Texas: steers and queers" from An Officer and a Gentleman and Full Metal Jacket)
• "Steer clear."

Shadow Hunter

• "Call me for your free readin'." (Reference to self-proclaimed psychic, Miss Cleo)
• "Humans! They think they know everything!" (Sebastian from The Little Mermaid)
• "The Commander is a fool." (Reference to Mr. T)
• "You lack discipline!" (Reference to Detective John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop)
• "Stop whining!" (Reference to above film)
• "Look at me, I'm happy."
• "Don't worry, be happy."
• (Barry White voice) "Ooh, baby."
• "I pity the fool." (Another Mr. T reference)

Rokhan

(Shadow Hunter Legend)

• "What'ya mean what kinda accent is this? It's a troll accent! I swear, ja makin' me crazy."
• "I've lost me head! It was about, ah, yea big, I was keeping in on my spear. If you find it let me know."
• "I've got the righteous groove..."
• "Sadly, the name 'Pinkspear Tribe' was already taken." (Rokhan's tribe is Darkspear; possible reference to the movie Reservoir Dogs) (Edit: This is actually a reference to Pink Squad from the orc novel Grunts! by Mary Gentle.)
• "Death be a real trip man! (Rebirth sound)" (a drug reference)
• "I'll be spearheading that right away!

Dialogue

• Thrall and Grom Hellscream confront Mannoroth and defeat him. Grom is mortally wounded.
  Grom: "I have… freed myself."
  Thrall: "No, Old friend, you have freed us all."
  

Undead Scourge

Acolyte

• "This is the hour of the Scourge!"
• "Death shall cleanse the world!"
• "All I see is darkness. Oh, my hood's down."
• "Let blood drown the weak!"
• "My life for Aiur... er– I– I mean Ner'Zhul." (A reference to the Protoss from Starcraft, another Blizzard game)
• "Would you like to know the secret to eternal happiness? Page 246." ("Dianetics" by L. Ron Hubbard)
• "Once you head down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. And you get dental." (Star Wars)

Shade

• "I am but a shadow of my former self." (Possibly a MacBeth reference "Life's but a walking shadow...", the Babylon 5 character Morden, or the idiom about growing old.)
• "What I do in death echoes in eternity." (Reference to Maximus in Gladiator)
• "Death is its own reward." (parody of a credit company ad campaign)
• "I'm having a mid-death crisis."
• (singing) "I-I-I-I ain't got no bo-o-o-o-ody!" (A reference to the song "I Got Nobody", also sung in the same way by Igor in Young Frankenstein)
• "I'm invisible, gaseous, and deadly."

Ghoul

• "Me eat dead people!" (  [50] The Sixth Sense)
• "Me scary."
• "Me eat brains!" (The Return of the Living Dead)
• "No guts, no gory." (a play on the popular phrase "no guts, no glory")

Abomination

• "We come in peace...es (pieces)" (Play on the phrase 'Rest in Peace', or movie Mars Attacks!)
• "Happy entrails." (A play off the Roy Rogers song "Happy Trails")
• "You got us in stitches."
• "Us dead sexy!" (Austin Powers reference)
• "Us hear and obey."
• "We done waiting!"
• "Chunk!" (Reference to The Goonies)

Crypt Fiend

• "You rang?" (Reflective of Lurch from The Addams Family)
• "What a tangled web we weave." (Walter Scott reference)
• "Spider sense... tingling!" (Spiderman Comics)
• "Last week my top half was on the Discovery Channel..."
• "...and my bottom half was on Animal Planet."
• "My ass always gets bloated during my spin cycle."
• "I like chicks that are into bondage."
• "I'm stuck on bandages 'cause bandages are stuck on me." (A play off the Band-Aid commercial)

Banshee

• "U-N-D-E-A-D. Find out what it means to me." (The song "Respect" by Aretha Franklin)
• "There is no banshee. Only Zuul!" (the movie Ghostbusters)
• "(raving) I hate you, I hate you! (calmly) Call me."

Necromancer

• "Every man lives. Not every man truly dies." (A reversal of a Braveheart quote)
• "I love the dead. Frequently."
• "I see undead people." (Yet another reference to   [50] The Sixth Sense or possibly a reference to the in-game cheat "iseedeadpeople" which is also a reference to the movie)
• "What's that smell? *sniff* Oh, it's just the troops."
• "Right click for hot undead action!"

Death Knight

Pissed

• "Has Hell frozen over yet?"
• "I am the one horseman of the Apocalypse!"
• "I hate people, but I love gatherings." (A subtle Clerks reference)
• "I'm a Death Night Rider! Muh ha ha ha"
• "Don't push it."
• "When my work is finished, I'm coming back for you." (reference to same unit quote from Warcraft 2)
• "Don't touch me. I'm evil." (A reference to Time Bandits)

Ready

• "The pact is sealed!"

What

• "You called?"
• "My patience has ended!"
• "I am the Darkness!"
• "My vengence is yours!"

Yes

• "Let battle be joy!"
• "As you order!"
• "Yah!"
• "At last!"
• "For the Lich King!"

War cry

• "Let terror reign!"

Attack

• "Feel my rath!"
• "By Nazul!"
• "Ride… or die!" (Possibly a reference to the anime "Read or Die")

Lich

Pissed

• "Could you chew that up for me?"
• "I'm so poor, I don't even have calcium deposits."
• "I am the ghost of Warcraft past." (Reference to A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens)
• "I hear that Banshee's a real screamer."
• "You should see the skeletons in my closet."
• "Imhotep…" (The Mummy)
• "All the ladies dig rigor mortis."
• "You are the weakest Lich, goodbye." (Reference to the show "The Weakest Link")

Ready

• "The ancient evil survives!"

What

• "I am sworn to Nazul!"
• "Thy bidding?"
• "Direct me!"
• "Yours to command!"

Yes

• "So be it!"
• "By your words!"
• "It it destined!"
• "Chilling!"
• "Dead man walking..." (The Undertaker from WWE)

War cry

• " For the burning Legion!"

Attack

• "Embrace the end!"
• "I will crush you!"
• "Embrace the cold!"

Dreadlord

Pissed

• (phone rings) "Yes? Argh, for the last time. I'm a DREADlord, not a DRUGlord."
• "This is not a dress. It's the standard Dreadlord uniform." (This is a refrence to early models of the Dreadlord, in which the Dreadlord was seen wearing an outfit that looked very much like a dress. This was changed before the game was released)
• "Dress to kill. Blah!"
• "If I have wings, why am I always walking?"
• (phone rings) "Yes? Darkness, hey, what's up? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No I don't have his number." (refer to a phase in the game "darkness calls" and also a demon hunter quote)
• "And then, after I overthrow this fool… Oh! Hello! I– I didn't know you were there." (referring to the player)
• "Imbecile!"

Ready

• "The night beckons!"

War cry

• "Your soul is mine!" (a reference from Mortal Kombat)

What

• "Greetings!"
• "What, mortal?"
• "What is it now?"
• "I must hunt soon!"

Yes

• "That was my plan!"
• "Agreed!"
• "Very well."
• "You thought of that?"

Attack

• "I hunger!"
• "Death rageous!"
• "Die!"

Crypt Lord

• "The strands of destiny weave only a web of death."
• "It was good to be the king." (A reference from History of the World, Part I)
• "Humans check in. They don't check out."
• "I'm the fifth beetle." (in a British accent, referring to the band, the Beatles.)
• "And they say Blizzard games don't have bugs."
• "I serve only the Frozen Throne."

Kel'Thuzad

(Hero — Lich)

• "The Cult of the Damned… . I need to print more brochures."
• "I always wanted to start my own religion… so I did." (L. Ron Hubbard did, too.)
• "I shall await my eternal reward."
• (Grunts) "This horned thing on my head is killing me!"
• "Fifty-thousand gold a year in childcare and they call it a cult?!"

Arthas

(Hero — Death Knight)
What

• "Speak, fool!"
• "No one orders me around!"
• "Tread lightly."
• "What is it now?"

Yes

• "Finally"
• "Frostmourne hungers."
• "This is more like it."
• "Ah! At last."

Attack

• "For the Lich King!"
• "Faithless Coward!"
• "You will know endless torment!"
• "Your pain shall be legendary!"
• "I'll make sure you suffer."
• "Now Frostmourne"

War cry

• "Glory to the Scourge!"

Pissed

• "I was a fool to trust in the light." (of his former life and role)
• "The Lich King has given me true power!"
• "I will be twice the king my father was."
• "Lordaeron shall be reborn."
• "Who is this 'darkness' anyway?" (Referring to the 'darkness' quotes of the Demon Hunter and Dreadlord)

Tichondrius

(Hero — Dread Lord)
Pissed

• "Dreadlords… do it in the dark."
• "I get cranky when I havent been fed."
• "I must feast upon souls!"
• "The Legion needs… a better dental plan. These fangs are killing me!"
• "Darkness… needs to get DSL. His line is always busy." (another in the 'darkness' series.)

What

• "What is it now?"
• "I grow tire of waiting."
• "Insufferable mut."
• "I have better things to do."

Yes

• "For now"
• "I'll play along"

Sylvanas Windrunner(Evil)

(Hero - Dark Ranger)
Pissed

• "My will is my own."
• "I have my own reasons for seeking vengeance"
• "Arthas mudered my people and turned me into this monstrosity"
• "What are we if not the slaves to this torment?"

Ready

• "What joy is there in this curse?"

What

• "I'm here"
• "Show me a target"
• "Give the order."
• "I'm listening"

Yes

• "It's time to even the scales."
• "Done!"
• "I have no time for games."
• "The moment is upon to us!"
• "Of course!"

War cry

• "Victory draws near!"

Attack

• "Show them no mercy!"
• "Push the attack!"
• "Let none survive!"
• "May my aim be ture."

Varimathras

(Hero - Dread Lord)
Pissed

• "I love it when a plan comes together."
• "Sorry, I don't do interviews."
• "We're not a cult so much as a maniacal group of fanatical, blade-wielding zea lots. "
• "I'll take a huge, juicy, bloody bite out of-- What were we talking about?"
• "I'm always on the winning side."
• "Join me, or die."
• "Don't worry about the fine print, the soul consumption clause is never exercised"
• (Screams of a human)"And that concludes our demonstration, any questions?"

Ready

• "I have returned."

What

• "How will this benefit to me?"
• "Don't waste my time."
• "You have an idea?"
• "You call on me?"
• "Are you wait your console?"

Yes

• "I'll do what I must."
• "Stay out of my way."
• "By any means necessary."
• "Right."
• "Of course."

Attack

• "Wake up, time to die."
• "None can oppose me."
• "This one is mine."
• "Vanquish the weak!"

War cry

• "For the Nathrezim!"

Dialogue

During Frozen Throne Undead Campaign

• Nerubians: "The traitor king!"
  Arthas: "Who, me?"
  Anub'Arak: "They are referring to me, Death Knight."

Night Elf Sentinels

Archer

• "Ooh. I'm all a-quiver."
• "Fear my leet skills." (Reference to 1337 speak.)
• "Let's move. Five meter spread, no sound." ( [Predator])
• "I'm more than a ranger. I'm a night ranger." (A reference to the rock band Night Ranger)
• "My release date's been changed!" (a reference to Blizzard's frequently changing release schedule)
• "I'm not just some plucky girl you can string along."
• "Shot through the heart, and I'm to blame." (A reference to the song "You Give Love A Bad Name" by Bon Jovi)
• "I said a bow-string, not a G… *sigh* Nevermind."

Huntress

• "I can blend!"
• "This is my owl. There are many like it, but this one is mine." (Reference to the Rifleman's Creed.)
• "I'm caught between the moon and Night Elf City." (A reference to the Song "The Moon and New York City" by Christopher Cross, from the movie Arthur)
• "Fly, Bubo!" (A reference to the movie Clash of the Titans)
• "Frisbee, anyone?" *panther roars*
• "I'm here to work on my slice." *panther roars*
• "Give a hoot. Don't pollute."

Dryad

• "I'm game." (A pun, refering to the fact that the dryad is half-deer, a game animal)
• "I'll attract the enemy with my Human Call: 'I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!'"
• "Fear the fearsome fury of the forest fawn!"
• "Fall! Like leaves… in fall!"
• "I'm not the Dryad you're looking for." (Star Wars)(a pun on "dyrad", which sounds like "droid")
• "I don't reveal much on the mini-map. It's all my fault!"
• "You communicate by clicking on me; I communicate by doing what you say."
• "D'oh! (Doe)" (Homer Simpson's catchphrase)

Hippogryph Rider

• "Born to ride." (Outlaw motorcycle rider slogan)
• "Look at the rack on this thing."
• "Who's a little fluffy wuffy?" *hippogryph roars*
• "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks can rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my head... Ah!" (A reference to The Crocodile Hunter)

Druid of the Talon

• "This outfit is for the birds." (Reference to an old proverb '———is for the birds', meaning it is trash)
• "Talon. Druid of the Talon." (a roundabout reference to James Bond)
• "I'd tell you more, but then I'd have to kill you." (James Bond)
• "I am the Dark Night… Elf." (A reference to Batman)
• "Achoo! Unh, don't tell me I'm allergic to feathers."
• "I ride on the break winds! I am silent… but deadly."

Druid of the Claw

• "Only you can prevent forest fires!" (Smokey Bear)
• "I'd rather be hibernating." (A reference to Warcraft II)
• "He wasn't fuzzy, was he?" (A reference to the classic poem "Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear")
• "Got any gummy humans?" (Reference to Gummy Bears)
• "(tinny music plays) Can't… stop… dancing!"(Reffering to Saria's song in Legend of Zelda:Ocarina of Time where you play the song and the goron dances like a lunatic.)
• "Quit clicking on my bear ass."
• "Da Bears." (A reference to SNL Superfans skit)

Keeper of the Grove

• "My father was mounted over someone's fireplace."
• "Feel natural, nature's way."
• "Don't let the do' ("door." Sounds like "doe") hit you on the way out."
• "When I attack, part 3."
• "Free rides… for the ladies."

Priestess of the Moon

• "Prepare to be moonstruck!" (A pun on the word 'starstruck,' meaning astonished, and the name of the unit)
• "My tiger was trained for war. He's grrrrreat!" (Tony the Tiger)
• "Curiosity killed my last ride." (Reference to the saying "Curiosity killed the cat")
• "I got my tiger used from Siegfried and Roy."
• "Crouch, tiger! I sense a hidden dragon!" (Reference to Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon)

Demon Hunter

• "Demon blood is thicker than... regular blood."
• "I like my enemies dead, and my blades flaming."
• "You will perish in flames! (coughs) Ahem, sorry."
• "Darkness called… But I was on the phone, so I missed him. I tried to *69 Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled "Pick up the phone, Darkness!," but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls." (Referenced by numerous Undead)
• (backwards speech) (Sounding like "Seert neerg evol eah!", when played backwards he's saying "I love green trees!" A reference to supposed "demonic" speech hidden in reverse in audio recordings.)

Warden

• "Truth, justice, and the Night Elf way!" (Reference to The Adventures of Superman)
• "What we have here is a failure to communicate." (Cool Hand Luke)
• "Justice may be blind, but I'm not."
• "We're wasting time here."
• "We must hurry."
• "I am the iron hand of justice."

Illidan

• "'Betrayer?' In truth it was I who was betrayed. Still I am hunted. Still I am hated. Now my blind eyes see what others cannot... At sometimes the hand of fate must be false!...Now go forth, unleash the tight of doom upon all those who would oppose us!"
• "I'm blind, not deaf."
• "I grow impatient"
• "You dare speak to me?"
• "Are there demons nearby?"
• "Easily"
• "Hardly a challenge"
• "Is that all?"
• "Evil draws close"
• "None may challenge me!"
• "Vegeance is mine"
• "Die, fool."
• "You will regret approaching me."
• "I have been caged in darkness."
• "I've been alone for ten thousand years."
• "My brother will pay dearly for his betrayal."
• "None of them know my true power!"
• "I see… absolutely nothing."
• "Wings, horns, hoofs, what are we saying? Is this Diablo?" (reference across the Blizzard franchises)
• "Pa-weep graw-naw weep ninni-bung! It's a universal greeting!" (Transformers reference)

Shandris

(She is an elite archer and her appearance is similar to rangers like Sylvanas)

• "Was there something you wanted?"
• "Look, I don't have time for this nonsense"
• "I wonder why I never run out of arrows?"
• "I wish my bow was socketed." (Reference to the socketing feature in Diablo II, another game by Blizzard Entertainment)
• "Let's get going"
• "I await your command."
• "I am listening"
• "Excellent!"
• "Absolutely!"
• "No problem"
• "Fire!"
• "They will never know what hit them"
• "This one is mine"
• "Cry for mercy!"

Neutral

Goblin Sapper

• "We like it! We like it!" (Kix ad campaign)
• "Do not run! We are your friends!" (Mars Attacks)
• "Light the fuse!"
• "(suicide run) For all my homies!"
• *fart*
  Goblin 1: "Wasn't me!"
  Goblin 2: "Wasn't me!"
  Goblin 3: "Sorry."
• "Got a match?"
  "Your face, my ass." (Duke Nukem reference)
• "Are you our daddy?" (referring to a line said by Dashiki's children in the parady "Don't be a menace while drinking juice in the hood - South Central LA")
• "What's happening?" (pronounced to sound like "sappening")
• Goblin 1: "Where's the minimap?"
  Goblin 2: "I threw it in a lake!"
  Goblin 3: "Are you crazy!?" (The Blair Witch Project)
• "Candygram." (Chevy Chase's Landshark or Blazing Saddles)
• "Package for Mrs. Whizzem… Frizzem…" (Another Landshark refrence)
• "Package for Mrs. Cock 'n Toast Strudel!" (See above)
• "We come in peace"

Bandit Lord

• "Should I… mess someone up?"
• "I usually work alone."
• "What we have here is a failure to communicate." (Cool Hand Luke)
• "Rover, wanderer, nomad, vagabond… call me what you will." ("Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica)
• "And this one time, at bandit camp…" (American Pie)

Goblin Zeppelin

• "I laugh in the face of danger! AH HA HA HA HA HA!" (The Lion King)
• "AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!"
• "Whatwhatwhat?!" (Beavis' character "Cornholio", or Ms. Broslovski of South Park)
• "Are you threatening me?" ("Cornholio")
• "I'm going… to die." (Converse ad campaign featuring Danny Antonucci's "Lupo the Butcher")
• "You worry about the towers, I'll worry about the minimap!" (play on a line from Star Wars)
• "AAAAHHH! You scared me!"
• "Oooh! Shiny Buttons!"
• "They all look like ants from here!"

Satyr

• "DON'T TOUCH ME!!!"
• "For Zamfir!" (Reference to the pan flute virtuoso. Satyrs are typically depicted with pan flutes.)

Rogue

• "And this one time, at bandit camp…" (reference to American Pie)
• "Roamer, wanderer, nomad, vagabond… call me what you will." ("Whenever I May Roam" by Metallica)
• "I don't want 'FOP'—I'm a Dapper Dan man, dammit!" (Oh Brother, Where Art Thou)

Naga Myrmidon

• "I can't smell… I bit my tongue."
• "COOOOBRAAAAAAAA!"
• "Ack… going… into… tor… por… (snores)"
• "Ooohhh, it's kind of cold… in… (snores)"
• "My next plan for world domination is… (snores) *snkthkch* … my hair!!!" (reference to O Brother, Where Art Thou)

Naga Siren

• "Hey, sailor!" (reference to The Odyssey and other depictions of sirens, also may be a reference to the old Zork computer games)
• "Don't be afraid."
• "I'll sing a requiem for the land walkers."
• "Don't be so shallow"
• "Would you like to feel the ocean spray in your face? (spitting noise)"
• "This is for you, chum!" (Chum is dead fish carcasses, usually used for bait)
• "Do you find me a-lure-ing?"

Naga Royal Guard

• "In the depths, no one can hear you scream. Well they can, but it's really muffled." (reference to Alien)
• "This world will be mine, and I'll start with the swimming pools."
• "No sink shall be safe from… world domination!" (urban legend about dead pet reptiles)
• "The day of our takeover shall be known as 'B-Day'." (pronouciation similar to "biget")
• "Iced Tea is part of a two-pronged offensive."
• "I come to you now at the turn of the tides" (Reference to Gandalf from Lord of the Rings when he returns as Gandalf the White)

Draenei

• "I'm too old for this… urgh…" (a reference to the Indiana Jones and/or Lethal Weapon films)
• "I can fight just like a… (snores)"
• "Who's that guy with the sickle? Why is he beckoning? Why is my grandfather with him?!" (reference to Seinfeld)
• "It's cold, and there are wolves after me." (Grandpa Simpson, from The Simpsons)
• "Our blood shall mingle on the battlefield."
• "TO BATTLE!....hold my teeth please."

Neutral Heroes

Akama

(Draenei Legend)

• "I'm too old for this… urgh."
• "I can fight just like a… (snores)"
• "When you get to my age, you see death everywhere. AAH! DEATH!" (reference to Granpa of The Simpsons)
• "To battle! Hold my teeth."

Beastmaster

• "Where I lay my head is home. See that rock? That's my pillow." ("Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica)
• "The beasts around me are nothing compared to the beast within."
• "I summon the… ah, ACHOO! (horrific beast roars)" (possible Reference to Ash's failed spell in Army of Darkness)
• "Don't have a cow. (A cow moos) Oh, dear. (A deer snorts) Oops! Please, bear with me. (A bear roars) Oh, rats. (Rats squeek and scurry)"
• "I shall summon the Afete Dwain'tor!"
• "I hear the call of the wild"(The Call of the Wild is a novella by American writer Jack London)
• "Unleash my strength"
• "I'm ready to trek"
• "Flush them out"
• "What lies before me?"
• "By fang and claw!" (twist on the phrase "by tooth and nail")

Dark Ranger

Ready

• "I'm here. As always."

War cry

• "Let phantom arrows fly."

What

• "My bow is ready."
• "I will aid you."
• "Direct my hatred."
• "Let the living beware."(She is undead)
• "End my torment."

Yes

• "If that is your wish."
• "If I must."
• "I go."
• "Will this ever end?"

Attack

• "Embrace the end."
• "Goal: death."
• "You're the lucky one."

Pissed

• "I hate what i've become."
• "he living haunt me."
• "Men are from Mars, I'm from the grave."
• "I went on a job interview the other day and they were like 'uhh, whats that smell?' and I was like,

'Oh, sorry, it's me'. And then they said they didn't think i'd be able to fit in with the other employees, 'cause they're living and, you know, i'm dead, so i wouldn't be a team player. But then I said I could work 24 hours. And they said 'Oh, right. You could work the graveyard shift'."

Naga Sea Witch

Pissed

• "I keep tripping over this damn tail."
• "Damn sea water! I'll never get these coils out of my hair!"
• "It's far too bright in this surface world, and this.. *sniff* fresh air is irritating my eyes!"
• "If you think I'm cute you should see my cousin!"

Ready

• "I stand ready."

What

• "Is it time?"
• "I grow anxious to act"
• "Our will shall be done"
• "I will not be trifled with"
• "Time is short, mortal."

Yes

• "By your command"
• "Yes"
• "Brilliant!"
• "Yeh"
• "In Azshara's name"
• "For the empress!"

Attack

• "For Naga Ta"(It sounds like Elvish)
• "Taste my sting"

War cry

• "Ai ferobathelas!"(It sounds like Elvish)

Pandaren Brewmaster

Pissed

• "Ale is my bear necessity." (A reference to the song "Bear Necessities" sung by Baloo in Disney's Jungle Book)
• "Last Call before closing."
• "Come drown your sorrows."
• "This'll put hair all over you."
• "I'd kiss you, but I've got puke breath." (Reference from Bob and Doug McKenzie's movie "Strange Brew")
• "My dad… he was bipolar." (a pun on an ursine species and/or a reference to 'Queer Duck')
• "I can't breed in captivity." (A reference to the difficulty in breeding panda bears in captivity)
• (hiccup)"Sorry"

Ready

• "Fresh, cool ale here!"

What

• "Is trouble brewing?"
• "Name your poison! (reference to a question bartenders ask in cowboy movies)
• "You seem a little parched."
• "Another round?"

Yes

• "Oh! Gladly."
• "I'll give it a shot"
• "Have one on the house."
• "I'll put it on your tab."

War cry

• "For Padaria!"

Attack

• "This will be grizzly!"
• "Now you're endangered!"
• "I bring Panda-monium!"(A famous cartoon named Panda-monium)
• "Prepare to get trashed!"

Pit Lord

Pissed

• "You know what burns my ass? A flame about this high."
• "Unh, I think I have someone stuck in my teeth."
• "Hey, hey, hey!"
• "I think a certain finesse is called for here. RAAAARGH!"
• (Talk show intro music)

Announcer: "Welcome back to...Jaina in the morning!"
(crowd applauds)
Jaina: "We're here with Malvingeroth, Hunter of Night, and his girlfriend Kim. Now Kim, you think you're here for a makeover, right?"
Kim (sounding confused): "Um, yeah..."
Jaina: "Mal, why don't you tell her why you're really here?"
Mal (embarrassed): "Well, Kim-cake, I love you but I have something to tell you… uh, I'm a demon."
(crowd mutters)
Crowd member: "Oh boy, he pulled the wool over your eyes!"
Mal: "Actually, more of a… Pit Lord."
Kim: "What? I don't understand."
(crowd starts shouting angrily)
Crowd member: "He's a bum! Throw him out!"
Kim: "I thought you said you work for the post office?"
Mal: "Well, I moonlight."
Ready

• "I come from the darkness of the pits?."

War cry

• "In Maldranoth name！" (Maldranoth is a hero pit lord in Reign of Chaos)

What

• "Tremble before me!"
• "What is your favour request"
• "Don't waste my time."
• "Roar!"
• "What trickly is this?"

Yes

• "I bring darkness!"
• "you'll faild to abuse me"
• "Pity fool"
• "Roar!"
• "What a foolissh ploy?"

Attack

• "To the slaughter!"
• "I go to destroy!"
• "This won't pleased me!"

Goblin Tinker

• "I'm more than meets the eye." (Transformers reference)
• "(bell rings) Uh-oh, my Tinker bell." (Peter Pan reference)
• "Yeah, runs on 220, 221. Whatever it takes." (Mr. Mom reference)
• "She'll hold together. (quietly) Hear that, baby? Hold together." (Star Wars reference)
• "(squeaking, then a loud explosion) Woah! Gonna need a new hamster."
• "That noise? That's a bad noise." (Galaxy Quest reference)
• "I've got a rocket in my pocket." (Reference to Earthworm Jim)
• "That guy's nuts! Grab 'em!" (Reference to the comedian "The Champ")
• "Yeah, baby." (spoken as the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight from The Tick)

Firelord

• "I will reduce all to ashes."
• "No thanks, I don't smoke."
• "Damn moths. Unh…"
• "Am I hot, or what?"
• "Why does that bear with the Forest Ranger hat keep following me?" (referring to Smokey the Bear)
• "So thirsty... (throaty, dry gurgle)"
• "I am the lord of all fire! *splash* (meek, and weedy) Hey, that wasn't funny."

Goblin Alchemist

• "Care for a cocktail?"
• "What do you want to be when you blow up?"
• "I'm a chemical superfreak." (The Rock reference)
• "No! Shake it, not… (sudden explosion)" (possible reference to James Bond)
• Alchemist: "Ugh, one of these potions smells awful..."
  Ogre: (giggles quietly)
• (Glass breaking)
  Alchemist: "Oh, no, what did I drop?"
  Ogre: "Oh yeah..." (Marvin Gaye begins to play in background)
  Alchemist: "Wait, what are you doing?! Oh no! Not the love potion!"
• "Ready to brew"

Villager

Male_1

• "Greetings friend."
• "Welcome to our village!"
• "Hello there!"

Male_2

• "Hello"
• "Welcome to our village!"
• "It's an honor to meet you"
• "Greetings your highness!"
• "Have you met my daughter?"
• "How are you doing?"

Female

• "Hello"
• "Greetings my lord."
• "Welcome to our village!"

Kid

• "Oh!"
• "Hey!"
• "I'm full"
• "Who are you?"
• "What's your name?"

World of Warcraft

Blood Elf Male

• Joking
  • "Give me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. Courage to change the thing I can and the wisdom to... *angry grunt* just give me some freaken' magic before I kill somebody!"
  • "I'm trying to cut back on arcane magic... look, I got the patch."
  • "We're allied with the tauren? Fantastic! We'll be having steak twice a week."
  • "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"
  • *sigh* "I could really use a scrunchy... yeah, you heard me!"
  • "So I was in line to the Bat Handler yesterday with some undead guy in front of me and all of the sudden he... lets one go and didn't even try to disguise it! I don't know what he ate but... it did not agree with him. I thought 'what crawled in YOU and died'"?

Blood Elf Female

• Joking
  • "My mana tap brings all the boys to the yard."
  • "Ugh, I hate thunderbluff; you can't find a good burger anywhere."
  • "Normally I only ride on epic mounts but... let's talk."
  • "So I went to this Troll spa the other day and I wounded up with dreadlocks and a freaken' bone in my nose! I mean come on, who PAYS for that?"
  • "I went to Undercity to get a facial. Ha, have you seen these people? I said 'you don't have a lower jaw and you're going to give ME a facial?' She got mad... at least I think she did. Did you ever see someone talk without a lower jaw? 'Rawe-rau-werew' Ho-ho, she sounded like a murloc!
  • "Do you think the expansion will make me fat?"
  • "So you mean I'm stuck with this hair colour?!"

Draenei Male

• Joking
  • "What do you mean 'there's an octopus on my face'?"
  • "I love this planet! I come here, I see cow and chicken and ride little horsies. THIS PLANET HAS EVERYTHING!"
  • "You know, our tails add to our natural balance and agility, ha!" *Loud noise of metal clashing*

Draenei Female

• Joking
  • "Why does everyone have trouble with the name of our people? It sounds exactly how it's spelled."
  • "How do you crash into a planet? That's what I want to know."
  • "Yes, they are real, and they can cut glass."
  • "Single Draenei female seeks blacksmith with grinding wheel to take care of me and my gorgeous hooves."
  • "Look at my hoof! Does this crack look infected to you?"
  • "Stop and ask for directions I told him. But 'Nooo, it's interdimensional,' he says 'what can go wrong?'"
  • "I have a wonderful recipe. Bring two gnomes, two eggs. Beat Gnomes, separate the eggs- or was it...eh, details."
  • "Do Gnomes have a vibrate setting? I'm just curious."
  • "This planet has a tremendous supply of sandstone. The inhabitants must be wealthy beyond their dreams."

Troll Male

• Joking
  • "I kill two dwarves in da morning, I kill two dwarves at night,
    I kill two dwarves in the afternoon, and den I feel alright.
    I kill two dwarves in time of peace and two in time of war,
    I kill two dwarves before I kill two dwarves, and den I kill two more."
    (The Toyes song "Smoke 2 Joints" popularized by the Sublime cover. As of patch 1.11 Trolls are no longer able to say this for reasons unknown.)
  • "I heard that when you cut off an extremity it regenerates back a little bigger...Don't believe it."
  • "Cooking's done. Stew (Stewart, pun) here."
  • "I've got a shrunken head: I just came out of the pool!" (voodoo priests are said to carry shrunken heads as jewelry. Something else said to shrink when swimming in cold water)
  • "I like my women dumpy and droopy with halitosis."
  • "New Troll here."
• Flirting
  • "Want some of my jungle love?" (reference to a song by "The Time")
  • "We trolls mate for life. 'Course, we believe in frequent reincarnation." (Frequent reincarnation implying that the trolls can mate with anyone they've mated with in a past life.)
  • "You look pretty. Pretty tasty."
  • "I hope you're well rested. You're going to need your strength."
• /No (Disagree)
  • "Hell no."

Troll Female

• Joking
  • "Da way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but I go through da ribcage!"
  • "Strong halitosis be but one of my feminine traits."
  • "I feel pretty. Oh so pretty." (spitting sound) (Reference to the song in West Side Story)
  • "If cannabalism be wrong, I don't want to be right!"
  • "I got all this, and personality too."
• Flirting
  • "I know, my natural beauty is intimidating."
  • "When enraged, and in heat, a female troll can mate over 80 times in one night. Be you prepared?"
  • "Arent'cha gonna axe me out?"
  • "I won't bite you where it shows."
  • "You're the type I'd like to sink my teeth into!"

Night Elf Female

• Flirting
  • "Sure I've Got Exotic Piercings"
  • "If I wasn't purple, you'd know I was blushing"
  • "I'm the kind of girl my mother warned me about."
  • "There's nothing like sleeping in the forest under the moonlight"
• Joking
  • "You know, I have to keep moving at night. Otherwise I might disappear!"
  • "Oh, look, I'm dancing again! Hope your friends are enjoying the show."
  • "You know, wisps are very good for personal hygiene."
  • "Actually, I'm more of a...Morning Elf."
  • "I think guys just use the Emerald Dream as an excuse to avoid calling me back."

Night Elf Male

• Flirting
  • "I hope you're not afraid of snakes."
  • "Wanna bring out the animal in me?"
  • "Baby, I'm mortal now. Time's a wastin'."
  • "You're an Emerald Dream come true."
  • "I'm a force of nature."
• Jokes
  • "I don't mind the Gnomes but I'm always worried about tripping over one."
  • "I don't know about you, but I can't understand a thing those wisps say. I usually just nod."
  • "Is that thing sharp? Can that thing cut me? I'm not immortal now, you know."
  • "What? I didn't hear that."
  • "You know those ancient protectors in Darnassus? They're not that old"
  • "I was half way through the Emerald Dream when I had to pee."
  • "Last night I went to an awesome stag party."
  • "Who wants to live forever?" (Reference to a Queen song)

Orc Male

• Joking
  • "I come from the Orcs. We eat with spoons and forks. We love to eat our pork!"
  • "It's not easy being green."
  • "Stop poking me! Well, that was okay."
  • "Orc smash!"
  • "I will crush and destroy and...ooo...shiny..."
  • "Man, dawg, you know, it's like I'm feeling you, but I'm not feeling you, you know?" (reference to American Idol's Randy Jackson)
• Flirting
  • "Your armour looks good on you. It would also look good on my floor"
  • "I love you, like a fat kid loves cake"
  • "This is true love. Do you think this happens every day?" (reference to the Movie The Princess Bride)
  • "You have six different smiles. One for when you're angry. One for when you tear flesh. One for when you chew flesh. One for when you loot bodies. One for when you skin game. And one for when you want to kill something." (reference to the Movie Win a Date with Tad Hamilton)
  • "Lady, from the moment I see you I... I did not expect to get this far."
  • "Um... You look like a lady."

Orc Female

• Flirting
  • "You'll do. Let's go."
  • "You had me at 'Zug zug'." (reference to the movie Jerry Maguire)
  • "I'll give you crazy love."
  • "I like men who aren't afraid to cry. . . Cry Uncle!"
  • "Don't talk. Just follow me."
  • "Let's not ruin this moment with chit-chat."
• Joking
  • "Darn, I need a chest wax again!"
  • "I'm very feminine. And I'll beat the crap out of anyone who disagrees!"
  • "What's estrogen? Can you eat it?"
  • "Get between me and my food and you'll lose a hand"
  • "Man. I think that boar meat's comin back on me. I gotta hit the can. Anyone have a hearthstone?"
  • "I have no respect for people with small piercings. I say go full hog. Put a spear through your head."

Orcish Outrunner

• "What's that smell? Oh, bad dog! (giant wolf whimpers)"

Gnome Male

• Flirting
  • "Hey! Nice apparatus."
  • "I like large posteriors and I cannot prevaricate"
  • "I have a number of inventions I'd like to show you, back at my place."
  • "Everyone keeps talking about beer goggles. I can't find the plans for them anywhere."
• Joking
  • "I look bigger in those mirrors that make things look bigger."
  • "I'd like to give a shout out to my boys in Gnomeregan. Keeping it real Big T, Snoop Puff and Little Deeds. Ya'll are short, but you're real, baby!"
  • "I think that last vendor short changed me. Oh, that was a bad one."
  • "I had an idea for a device that you could put small pieces of bread in to cook, but in the end I really didn't think there'd be much of a market for it."
  • "You know, I really wish I had a garden where I could put a couple of human statues."
  • "I do hope to find some interesting gadgets around here. I do love tinkering with things."

Gnome Female

• Flirting
  • "Your ability to form a complete sentence is a plus."
  • "You are cute!"
  • "I do not find you completely disagreeable."
  • "At this time I think you should purchase me an alcoholic beverage and engage in diminutive conversation with me in hopes of estabishing a rapport." (A possible reference to John Forbes Nash, in the movie A beautiful mind, while dating his future wife)
  • "I do not feel that the one to ten scale is fine enough to capture subtle details of compatability. I perfer a twelve dimensional compatability scale with additional parameters for mechanical aptitude and rapport."
• Joking
  • "I apologise for any inconvenience my murderous rampage may have caused."
  • "Someday I hope to find the nuggets on a chicken." (Possible reference to Carl's Jr. Chicken Breast Strips ad campaign)
  • "You know… squirrels can be deadly when cornered.."
  • "I've discovered that being pummelled by a blunt weapon can be quite technical."

Gnome NPC

• Normal talking
  • "My, you're a tall one!" (Oddly, they will say this to Gnome players as well.)

Tauren Male

• Flirting
  • "You know, older bulls really only have one function."
  • "Hey, do you work out?"
  • "Are you comfortable with complicated machinery?"
  • "Free rides for the ladies."
  • "You mooooove me."
• Joking
  • "You mess with the bull: you get the horns." (Possible reference to The Breakfast Club)
  • "Homogenized? No way, I like the ladies."
  • "Moo. Are you happy now?"
  • "Y'know, Tauren are born hunters. You ever see a Tauren catch a salmon out of a stream? It really is quite exciting. You ever see a Tauren stalk a python? 'Course you haven't. That's because Tauren are so good at blending in with their surroundings."
  • "Here’s the beef!" (reference to Wendy's add campaign.)
  • "I know it seems strange, but I'm practically a cow, so why am I wearing leather?"

Tauren Female

• Flirting
  • "I'm tired of the same old bull."
  • "Wanna see some good clog dancing?"
  • "I want a man with soft hands. Preferably four of them."
  • "I've got big, soulful eyes, long eyelashes and a wet tongue. What more could a guy want?"
  • "Come over here, sailor."
• Joking
  • "One time I laughed so hard I milked all over the floor."
  • "You know how hard it is to get your groove on with the spirit of your great grandmother watching over you?"
  • "In my native tongue, my name is Dances with Tassels." (Dances with Wolves reference)
  • "Happy Tauren come from Mulgore." reference to "Happy cheese comes from happy cows. Happy cows come from california." ad campaign

Human Female

• Flirting
  • "I need a hero." (Reference to a Bonnie Tyler song of the same name.)
  • "You've got me all a flutter."
  • "My turn offs are rude people, mean people and people who aren't nice."
• Joking
  • "Why does everyone assume I know cooking and tailoring?"
  • "I like to fart in the tub."
  • "I have a hard time controlling the volume of my voice!" (with a varying voice volume... Mike Myers gag)
  • "I want to finish this quest so i can look for another Garibaldi artifact." (Reference to the TV show Alias and it's recurring theme of "Rambaldi artifacts")
  • "Do you ever feel like you're not in charge of your own destiny, like...you're being controlled by an invisible hand."
  • "Me and my girlfriends exchange clothes all the time, we're all the same size."
  • "I can't find anywhere to get my nails done."

Human Male

• Flirting
  • "Hey babycakes."
  • "How you doin'? (Reference to Joey, character of the tv-show "Friends")"
  • "What's your sign?"
  • "Are you tired, 'cause you've been running in my mind all day."
  • "If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me?"
  • "Your tag's showing. It says, uh… 'Made in Heaven'."
• Joking
  • "Cover me! I gotta wizz behind a tree."
  • "A guy walked up to me and said 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!' and I said 'Relax man, you're two tents!'"(too tense)
  • "So I have this idea for a movie. It's about two gnomes who find a bracelet of power. They have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it into the Cauldron. They form the Brotherhood of the Bracelet. Along the way they're trailed by a murloc named Gottum, who's obsessed with the bracelet, and nine bracelet boogeymen. It could be a three parter, called 'Ruler of the Bracelet'. The first part would be called 'The Brotherhood of the Bracelet', followed by 'A Couple of Towers', with a climactic ending called 'Hey, the King's Back!'"
  • "A duck walked into an apothecary and said 'Give me some chapstick... and put it on my bill!'"
  • "How does a Tauren hide in a Cherry tree? He paints his hooves red!"
  • "An Orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says 'Hey! Where'd you get that!' The parrot says 'Durotar. They've got 'em all over the place.'"

Dwarf Male

• Joking
  • "I don't drink anymore… course, I don't drink any less either!"
  • "I don't have a drinkin' problem! I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!"
  • "Ahhh, winter… Yes… Winter… ."
  • "I'm a social drinker. Every time someone says, 'I'll have a drink, I say, 'So shall I!'"
  • "I'm having a wardrobe malfunction! (Spring noises) Ohh, there's me hammer." (Reference to Janet Jackson halftime mishap.)
  • "I like my beer like I like my women… stout, and bitter."
• Flirting
  • "Enough of the chit-chat. Let's get to it then."
  • "You'd like to run your hands through my beard, wouldn't ya?"
  • "Let's get on with it then, I've got a quest to do in 15 minutes."
  • "You look pretty. I like your hair. Here's a drink. Are you ready now?"
  • "Where are you from? Heh, not that it matters."
  • "I must be asleep, cause you are a dream come true. Also, I'm slightly damp."

Dwarf Female

• Joking
  • No, they're not real, but thanks for noticing."
  • "I like my ale like I like my men… dark, and rich."
• Flirting
  • "I like tall men (giggle)"
  • "I'll have you know I can flatten steel with my thighs."
  • "I'd like to see you in a kilt."
  • "I won't fall for any bad pickup line, you've got to try 2 or 3 at least."
  • "Enough with your flirting, I know you think all dwarven women look the same."

Undead Male

• Flirting
  • "If rot was hot, I'd be a volcano."
  • "Once you go dead, you never go back." (reference to "Once you go black, you never go back")
  • "I don't smell that bad for a dead dude, do I?"
  • "Check my breath. (exhales) ...Is it bad enough for you?"
  • "Don't mind the drool. It's just embalming fluid."
  • "You have beautiful skin. No maggot holes at all."
• Joking
  • "Roses are gray, violets are gray, I'm dead and colorblind."
  • "I'm dead… and I'm pissed!"
  • "Hey diddle diddle, the mucus and the spittle, the corpse sank in the lagoon; the murloc said (growling, lipsmaking noises) to see such a sight, and the dwarf spanked the baboon." (play on an old nursery rhyme)
  • "Anyone got any odorant? Either 'Wet Dog', 'Fresh Garbage' or 'Low Tide' would do." (reference to Monsters, Inc.)
  • "I can't stand the smell of Orcs."

Undead Female

• Flirting
  • "I can't wait to suck the juice out of your eyeballs… ."
  • "Nice butt."
  • "Us undead girls really know how to have a good time—because, after all, what's the worst thing that could happen?"
  • "One good thing about being dead: the biological clock seems to have stopped."
  • "I don't care that much about romance. I fell in love before and look what happened to me."
  • "I don't need to get funky. I'm already there."
• Joking
  • "You don't need deodorant when you don't have any armpits!"
  • "Yes, they're real! They're not mine, but they're real!"
  • "I'd paint my toenails, if I could remember where they fell off!"
  • "I heard a real knee-slapper once, and skipped my kneecap right across a lake!"

Unsorted

King Terenas

• "Noble countrymen, evil is upon us. Darkness has befallen our shores. Rise and slay thy enemies… strike, strike so others shall live. The meek shall not fade into the night… live my brethren, live."

Thrall

• "The beginning of wisdom is the statement 'I do not know.' The person who cannot make that statement is one who will never learn anything. And I have prided myself on my ability to learn."
• "We don't go do stupid things when somebody yells, 'For the Horde'.

See Also

• Warcraft Forums