Quotes of Warcraft III/Neutral

Neutral

Goblin Sapper

• "We like it! We like it!" (Kix ad campaign)
• "Do not run! We are your friends!" (Mars Attacks)
• "Light the fuse!"
• "(suicide run) For all my homies!"
• *fart*
  Goblin 1: "Wasn't me!"
  Goblin 2: "Wasn't me!"
  Goblin 3: "Sorry."
• "Got a match?"
  "Your face, my ass." (Duke Nukem reference)
• "Are you our daddy?" (referring to a line said by Dashiki's children in the parady "Don't be a menace while drinking juice in the hood - South Central LA")
• "What's happening?" (pronounced to sound like "sappening")
• Goblin 1: "Where's the minimap?"
  Goblin 2: "I threw it in a lake!"
  Goblin 3: "Are you crazy!?" (The Blair Witch Project)
• "Candygram." (Chevy Chase's Landshark or Blazing Saddles)
• "Package for Mrs. Whizzem… Frizzem…" (Another Landshark refrence)
• "Package for Mrs. Cock 'n Toast Strudel!" (See above)
• "We come in peace"

Bandit Lord

• "Should I… mess someone up?"
• "I usually work alone."
• "What we have here is a failure to communicate." (Cool Hand Luke)
• "Rover, wanderer, nomad, vagabond… call me what you will." ("Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica)
• "And this one time, at bandit camp…" (American Pie)

Goblin Zeppelin

• "I laugh in the face of danger! AH HA HA HA HA HA!" (The Lion King)
• "AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!"
• "Whatwhatwhat?!" (Beavis' character "Cornholio", or Ms. Broslovski of South Park)
• "Are you threatening me?" ("Cornholio")
• "I'm going… to die." (Converse ad campaign featuring Danny Antonucci's "Lupo the Butcher")
• "You worry about the towers, I'll worry about the minimap!" (play on a line from Star Wars)
• "AAAAHHH! You scared me!"
• "Oooh! Shiny Buttons!"
• "They all look like ants from here!"

Satyr

• "DON'T TOUCH ME!!!"
• "For Zamfir!" (Reference to the pan flute virtuoso. Satyrs are typically depicted with pan flutes.)

Rogue

• "And this one time, at bandit camp…" (reference to American Pie)
• "Roamer, wanderer, nomad, vagabond… call me what you will." ("Whenever I May Roam" by Metallica)
• "I don't want 'FOP'—I'm a Dapper Dan man, dammit!" (Oh Brother, Where Art Thou)

Naga Myrmidon

• "From the murky depths I come."
• "I can't smell… I bit my tongue."
• "COOOOBRAAAAAAAA!" (reference to Cobra Organization from GI Joe)
• "Ack… going… into… tor… por… (snores)"
• "Ooohhh, it's kind of cold… in… (snores)"
• "My next plan for world domination is… (snores) *snkthkch* … my hair!!!" (reference to Oh Brother, Where Art Thou)

Naga Siren

• "Hey, sailor!" (reference to The Odyssey and other depictions of sirens, also may be a reference to the old Zork computer games)
• "Don't be afraid."
• "I'll sing a requiem for the land walkers."
• "Don't be so shallow"
• "Would you like to feel the ocean spray in your face? (spitting noise)"
• "This is for you, chum!" (Chum is dead fish carcasses, usually used for bait)
• "Do you find me a-lure-ing?"

Naga Royal Guard

• "In the depths, no one can hear you scream. Well they can, but it's really muffled." (reference to Alien)
• "This world will be mine, and I'll start with the swimming pools."
• "No sink shall be safe from… world domination!" (urban legend about dead pet reptiles)
• "The day of our takeover shall be known as 'B-Day'." (pronouciation similar to "biget")
• "Iced Tea is part of a two-pronged offensive."
• "I come to you now at the turn of the tides" (Reference to Gandalf from Lord of the Rings when he returns as Gandalf the White)

Draenei

• "I'm too old for this… urgh…" (a reference to the Indiana Jones and/or Lethal Weapon films)
• "I can fight just like a… (snores)"
• "Who's that guy with the sickle? Why is he beckoning? Why is my grandfather with him?!" (reference to Seinfeld)
• "It's cold, and there are wolves after me." (Grandpa Simpson, from The Simpsons)
• "Our blood shall mingle on the battlefield."
• "TO BATTLE!....hold my teeth please."

Forest Troll

• "Say hello to my little friend." (Scarface)
• "Tuvaktulas!"
• "Jabanababatatu!"
• "Oh hoba!"
• "Hassan chop!" (A reference to a Looney Toons cartoon)
• "Oh, just like that, you filthy swine!"