Neutral
Goblin Sapper
- "We like it! We like it!" (Kix ad campaign)
- "Do not run! We are your friends!" (Mars Attacks)
- "Light the fuse!"
- "(suicide run) For all my homies!"
- *fart*
Goblin 1: "Wasn't me!"
Goblin 2: "Wasn't me!"
Goblin 3: "Sorry." - "Got a match?"
"Your face, my ass." (Duke Nukem reference) - "Are you our daddy?" (referring to a line said by Dashiki's children in the parady "Don't be a menace while drinking juice in the hood - South Central LA")
- "What's happening?" (pronounced to sound like "sappening")
- Goblin 1: "Where's the minimap?"
Goblin 2: "I threw it in a lake!"
Goblin 3: "Are you crazy!?" (The Blair Witch Project) - "Candygram." (Chevy Chase's Landshark or Blazing Saddkes)
- "Package for Mrs. Whizzem… Frizzem…" (Another Landshark refrence)
- "Package for Mrs. Cock 'n Toast Strudel!" (See above)
- "We come in peace"
Bandit Lord
- "Should I… mess someone up?"
- "I usually work alone."
- "What we have here is a failure to communicate." (Cool Hand Luke)
- "Rover, wanderer, nomad, vagabond… call me what you will." ("Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica)
- "And this one time, at bandit camp…" (American Pie)
Goblin Zeppelin
- "I laugh in the face of danger! AH HA HA HA HA HA!" (The Lion King)
- "AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!"
- "Whatwhatwhat?!" (Beavis' character "Cornholio", or Ms. Broslovski of South Park)
- "Are you threatening me?" ("Cornholio")
- "I'm going… to die." (Converse ad campaign featuring Danny Antonucci's "Lupo the Butcher")
- "You worry about the towers, I'll worry about the minimap!" (play on a line from Star Wars)
- "AAAAHHH! You scared me!"
- "Oooh! Shiny Buttons!"
- "They all look like ants from here!"
Satyr
- "DON'T TOUCH ME!!!"
- "For Zamfir!" (Reference to the pan flute virtuoso. Satyrs are typically depicted with pan flutes.)
Rogue
- "And this one time, at bandit camp…" (reference to American Pie)
- "Roamer, wanderer, nomad, vagabond… call me what you will." ("Whenever I May Roam" by Metallica)
- "I don't want 'FOP'—I'm a Dapper Dan man, dammit!" ([[Wikipedia:en:Oh Brother, Where Art Thou]|Oh Brother, Where Art Thou])
Naga Myrmidon
- "From the murky depths I come."
- "I can't smell… I bit my tongue."
- "COOOOBRAAAAAAAA!" (reference to Cobra Organization from GI Joe)
- "Ack… going… into… tor… por… (snores)"
- "Ooohhh, it's kind of cold… in… (snores)"
- "My next plan for world domination is… (snores) *snkthkch* … my hair!!!" (reference to Oh Brother, Where Art Thou)
Naga Siren
- "Hey, sailor!" (reference to The Odyssey and other depictions of sirens, also may be a reference to the old Zork computer games)
- "Don't be afraid."
- "I'll sing a requiem for the land walkers."
- "Don't be so shallow"
- "Would you like to feel the ocean spray in your face? (spitting noise)"
- "This is for you, chum!" (Chum is dead fish carcasses, usually used for bait)
- "Do you find me a-lure-ing?"
Naga Royal Guard
- "In the depths, no one can hear you scream. Well they can, but it's really muffled." (reference to Alien)
- "This world will be mine, and I'll start with the swimming pools."
- "No sink shall be safe from… world domination!" (urban legend about dead pet reptiles)
- "The day of our invasion shall be known as 'B-Day'." (pronouciation similar to "biget")
- "Iced Tea is part of a two-pronged offensive."
- "I come to you now at the turn of the tides" (Reference to Gandalf from Lord of the Rings when he returns as Gandalf the White)
Draenei
- "I'm too old for this… urgh…" (a reference to the Indiana Jones and/or Lethal Weapon films)
- "I can fight just like a… (snores)"
- "Who's that guy with the sickle? Why is he beckoning? Why is my grandfather with him?!" (reference to Seinfeld)
- "It's cold, and there are wolves after me." (Grandpa Simpson, from The Simpsons)
- "Our blood shall mingle on the battlefield."
- "TO BATTLE!....hold my teeth please."
Forest Troll
- "Say hello to my little friend." (Scarface)
- "Tuvaktulas!"
- "Jabanababatatu!"
- "Oh hoba!"
- "Hassan chop!" (A reference to a Looney Toons cartoon)
- "Oh, just like that, you filthy swine!"