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Disclaimer: I did not write this, I am only sharing it with the community. This was written by Bryan Buckly who ran the site [http://www.cwsargeras.com/ coffee with sargeras], there were 3 scourge chat logs in all and this one has been adapted into a radio style show by a few wow comentators such as Totalbiscut and Jessie Cox.
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Disclaimer: I did not write this, I am only sharing it with the community. This was written by Bryan Buckly who ran the site [http://www.cwsargeras.com/ coffee with sargeras], there were 3 scourge chat logs in all and this one has been adapted into a radio style show by a few wow comentators such as Totalbiscuit and Jesse Cox.
   
   
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'''Scourge Chat Log'''
 
'''Scourge Chat Log'''
   
***User "theLichKing" has entered the chat.***
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***User "theLichKing" has entered the chat.***
   
[theLichKing]: Hey
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[theLichKing]: Hey
   
[theLichKing]: Anyone there?
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[theLichKing]: Anyone there?
   
[theLichKing]: *drums fingers*
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[theLichKing]: *drums fingers*
   
***User "Kel'Thuz4d" has entered the chat.***
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***User "Kel'Thuz4d" has entered the chat.***
   
[theLichKing]: Hey man.
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[theLichKing]: Hey man.
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: my liege
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: my liege
   
[theLichKing]: Listen, there's this thing I need you to do for me
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[theLichKing]: Listen, there's this thing I need you to do for me
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: anything my liege
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: anything my liege
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: what army must i lay to waste
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: what army must i lay to waste
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: whose lands shall i decimate for ur glory
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: whose lands shall i decimate for ur glory
   
[theLichKing]: Um, yeah, I'm good on decimation for today. We're going to hold off on the decimation for, like, a week or so.
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[theLichKing]: Um, yeah, I'm good on decimation for today. We're going to hold off on the decimation for, like, a week or so.
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok?
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok?
   
[theLichKing]: I was thinking. How much trouble do you think it would be to have a thermostat installed in the Throne Room?
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[theLichKing]: I was thinking. How much trouble do you think it would be to have a thermostat installed in the Throne Room?
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ...
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: ...
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: y?
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: y?
   
[theLichKing]: It's really really cold in here.
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[theLichKing]: It's really really cold in here.
   
[theLichKing]: I'm Lord of the Scourge. I think I should get a thermostat.
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[theLichKing]: I'm Lord of the Scourge. I think I should get a thermostat.
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: no its a frozen throne
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: no its a frozen throne
   
[theLichKing]: Right
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[theLichKing]: Right
   
[theLichKing]: See that's exactly what I'm talking about. The throne is frozen. The chair that I sit on all day? Literally a block of ice.
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[theLichKing]: See that's exactly what I'm talking about. The throne is frozen. The chair that I sit on all day? Literally a block of ice.
   
[theLichKing]: It is so very, very cold.
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[theLichKing]: It is so very, very cold.
   
[theLichKing]: I actually cannot over-emphasize how cold I am on a daily basis.
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[theLichKing]: I actually cannot over-emphasize how cold I am on a daily basis.
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: but its supposed to be frozen
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: but its supposed to be frozen
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: its the source of ur power
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: its the source of ur power
   
[theLichKing]: About that. Can I get my power transferred to some other source?
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[theLichKing]: About that. Can I get my power transferred to some other source?
   
[theLichKing]: Something that isn't made out of ice that I then have to literally sit on?
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[theLichKing]: Something that isn't made out of ice that I then have to literally sit on?
   
[theLichKing]: Someone dropped the ball there.
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[theLichKing]: Someone dropped the ball there.
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok so like what should it be then
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok so like what should it be then
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: like a ring?
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: like a ring?
   
[theLichKing]: A ring?
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[theLichKing]: A ring?
   
[theLichKing]: Seriously, a ring.
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[theLichKing]: Seriously, a ring.
   
[theLichKing]: Do you _read_ history?
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[theLichKing]: Do you _read_ history?
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: so what then
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: so what then
   
[theLichKing]: I don't know. I'll think about it. Maybe an armoire.
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[theLichKing]: I don't know. I'll think about it. Maybe an armoire.
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: armor?
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: armor?
   
[theLichKing]: No, not armor. An armoire. The furniture.
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[theLichKing]: No, not armor. An armoire. The furniture.
   
[theLichKing]: Oh but speaking of armor
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[theLichKing]: Oh but speaking of armor
   
[theLichKing]: I have skulls on my kneecaps.
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[theLichKing]: I have skulls on my kneecaps.
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok?
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok?
   
[theLichKing]: No, it is _not_ okay.
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[theLichKing]: No, it is _not_ okay.
   
[theLichKing]: I have skulls.
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[theLichKing]: I have skulls.
   
[theLichKing]: On my _kneecaps_.
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[theLichKing]: On my _kneecaps_.
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: well for the thermostat i think u need approval from a supervisor
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: well for the thermostat i think u need approval from a supervisor
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ill just get kiljaeden in here and well sort it out
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: ill just get kiljaeden in here and well sort it out
   
[theLichKing]: No!
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[theLichKing]: No!
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: no its cool
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: no its cool
   
[theLichKing]: No, don't...
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[theLichKing]: No, don't...
   
[theLichKing]: Ugh, my old boss. I hate this guy.
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[theLichKing]: Ugh, my old boss. I hate this guy.
   
[theLichKing]: Ok I'll just...I'll act casual. Like old times.
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[theLichKing]: Ok I'll just...I'll act casual. Like old times.
   
***User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.***
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***User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.***
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: This had better be important.
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[Killzone'jaeden]: This had better be important.
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah lich king here just wants a warmer throne room is all
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah lich king here just wants a warmer throne room is all
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Warmer?
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Warmer?
   
[theLichKing]: No it's really not necessary sir
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[theLichKing]: No it's really not necessary sir
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: You want a warmer throne room?
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[Killzone'jaeden]: You want a warmer throne room?
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah
   
[theLichKing]: No
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[theLichKing]: No
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah he does
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah he does
   
[theLichKing]: I really don't.
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[theLichKing]: I really don't.
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Ok sure let me just get right on that
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Ok sure let me just get right on that
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: I actually know these guys, they're really great, literally made out of fire
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[Killzone'jaeden]: I actually know these guys, they're really great, literally made out of fire
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: They could heat your room right up for you
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[Killzone'jaeden]: They could heat your room right up for you
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: They're called the Burning Legion...why don't I just invite them to Azeroth so they can come and
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[Killzone'jaeden]: They're called the Burning Legion...why don't I just invite them to Azeroth so they can come and
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: OH WAIT
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[Killzone'jaeden]: OH WAIT
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Someone's too busy being Chatty Cathy to PREPARE HIS WORLD FOR AN APOCALYPSE
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Someone's too busy being Chatty Cathy to PREPARE HIS WORLD FOR AN APOCALYPSE
   
[theLichKing]: So sorry sir
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[theLichKing]: So sorry sir
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Yeah, "sir," that's new
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Yeah, "sir," that's new
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: hey cmon though its not like weve just been sitting around
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: hey cmon though its not like weve just been sitting around
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: were spreading plague and stuff
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: were spreading plague and stuff
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: we totally spread a lot of plague
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: we totally spread a lot of plague
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: and dont forget the spider war
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: and dont forget the spider war
   
[theLichKing]: Actually I wouldn't mention that...
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[theLichKing]: Actually I wouldn't mention that...
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Oh yes. The "Spider War."
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Oh yes. The "Spider War."
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: The "war" where you spent ten years getting rid
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[Killzone'jaeden]: The "war" where you spent ten years getting rid
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: OF SPIDERS
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[Killzone'jaeden]: OF SPIDERS
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Check it out, I had a Mosquito War last night. Mosquito lands on me, I squish it. Done. Two seconds.
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Check it out, I had a Mosquito War last night. Mosquito lands on me, I squish it. Done. Two seconds.
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Didn't take me ten years
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Didn't take me ten years
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: BECAUSE I'M NOT AN IDIOT
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[Killzone'jaeden]: BECAUSE I'M NOT AN IDIOT
   
[theLichKing]: Yes sir
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[theLichKing]: Yes sir
   
[theLichKing]: Very sorry sir.
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[theLichKing]: Very sorry sir.
   
[theLichKing]: I'm on it.
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[theLichKing]: I'm on it.
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Y'know what, you know who else might want to hear about this
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Y'know what, you know who else might want to hear about this
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Maybe I shold get Sargeras in here
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Maybe I shold get Sargeras in here
   
 
[Kel'Thuz4d]: Sure.
 
[Kel'Thuz4d]: Sure.
   
[theLichKing]: NO! That's not necessary
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[theLichKing]: NO! That's not necessary
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Hold on I'll go get him.
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Hold on I'll go get him.
   
***User "Killzone'jaeden" has left the chat.***
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***User "Killzone'jaeden" has left the chat.***
   
[theLichKing]: ARE YOU CRAZY
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[theLichKing]: ARE YOU CRAZY
   
[theLichKing]: "Sure"? Do you know who Sargeras actually is??
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[theLichKing]: "Sure"? Do you know who Sargeras actually is??
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: i think so hes alliance right
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: i think so hes alliance right
   
[theLichKing]: ...
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[theLichKing]: ...
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: horde?
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: horde?
   
[theLichKing]: *headdesk*
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[theLichKing]: *headdesk*
   
***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***
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***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***
   
[An00b'arak]: hay guise whats goin on in dis chat
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[An00b'arak]: hay guise whats goin on in dis chat
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: sup
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: sup
   
[An00b'arak]: sup
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[An00b'arak]: sup
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: sup
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: sup
   
[An00b'arak]: sup
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[An00b'arak]: sup
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: whaaaazzzzaaaaaap
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: whaaaazzzzaaaaaap
   
[An00b'arak]: what are yoooooou doing
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[An00b'arak]: what are yoooooou doing
   
[theLichKing]: GUYS
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[theLichKing]: GUYS
   
[theLichKing]: SERIOUSLY
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[theLichKing]: SERIOUSLY
   
[An00b'arak]: whats his problem
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[An00b'arak]: whats his problem
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: hes cold
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: hes cold
   
[An00b'arak]: well yeah he sits on a frozen throne inside of icecrown glacier with a sword named frostmorn
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[An00b'arak]: well yeah he sits on a frozen throne inside of icecrown glacier with a sword named frostmorn
   
[An00b'arak]: the name icecrown glacier can only imply that among glaciers, which are themselves made of ice, this one is especially icy
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[An00b'arak]: the name icecrown glacier can only imply that among glaciers, which are themselves made of ice, this one is especially icy
   
[An00b'arak]: its possible there is some coldness involved
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[An00b'arak]: its possible there is some coldness involved
   
[theLichKing]: _Thank_ you!
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[theLichKing]: _Thank_ you!
   
[theLichKing]: Ok, so install me a thermostat pl0x.
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[theLichKing]: Ok, so install me a thermostat pl0x.
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: uh boss ixnay on asking him to install stuff
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: uh boss ixnay on asking him to install stuff
   
[An00b'arak]: what is that supposed to mean??
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[An00b'arak]: what is that supposed to mean??
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: uh
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: uh
   
[An00b'arak]: oh i get it
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[An00b'arak]: oh i get it
   
[An00b'arak]: bc im an arachnid?????
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[An00b'arak]: bc im an arachnid?????
   
[An00b'arak]: and how could i possibly install a thermostat without thumbs
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[An00b'arak]: and how could i possibly install a thermostat without thumbs
   
[An00b'arak]: racist
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[An00b'arak]: racist
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: no no no
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: no no no
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: well ok yeah how would that actually work
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: well ok yeah how would that actually work
   
[An00b'arak]: im sure i dont know...im just an arachnid
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[An00b'arak]: im sure i dont know...im just an arachnid
   
[An00b'arak]: guess what im not ashamed of what i am
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[An00b'arak]: guess what im not ashamed of what i am
   
[An00b'arak]: >8< spider pride
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[An00b'arak]: >8< spider pride
   
***User "An00b'arak" has left the chat.***
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***User "An00b'arak" has left the chat.***
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: thank god
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: thank god
   
***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***
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***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: oh god
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: oh god
   
[An00b'arak]: im lodging a formal protest
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[An00b'arak]: im lodging a formal protest
   
[An00b'arak]: i am going to let every1 know the scourge is not an equal opportunity employer
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[An00b'arak]: i am going to let every1 know the scourge is not an equal opportunity employer
   
[An00b'arak]: and i am being discriminated against due to race
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[An00b'arak]: and i am being discriminated against due to race
   
[An00b'arak]: and species
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[An00b'arak]: and species
   
[An00b'arak]: and phylum
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[An00b'arak]: and phylum
   
[theLichKing]: Ok, look, there's no need to get upset
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[theLichKing]: Ok, look, there's no need to get upset
   
[An00b'arak]: omg
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[An00b'arak]: omg
   
[An00b'arak]: dont apologize for him arthas
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[An00b'arak]: dont apologize for him arthas
   
***User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.***
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***User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.***
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Sargeras is logging on now.
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Sargeras is logging on now.
   
[theLichKing]: Aw hell.
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[theLichKing]: Aw hell.
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Precisely.
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Precisely.
   
[theLichKing]: Listen, I wasn't complaining earlier, the temperature is fine...
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[theLichKing]: Listen, I wasn't complaining earlier, the temperature is fine...
   
[An00b'arak]: kiljaeden??
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[An00b'arak]: kiljaeden??
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Excuse me, who is this? I'm *Lord* Jaeden to anybody that's not a Dreadlord.
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Excuse me, who is this? I'm *Lord* Jaeden to anybody that's not a Dreadlord.
   
[An00b'arak]: listen killy there is some phylumism going down in this piece
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[An00b'arak]: listen killy there is some phylumism going down in this piece
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Killy? Oh you do want to die don't you.
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Killy? Oh you do want to die don't you.
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Also does nobody capitalize anymore?!
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Also does nobody capitalize anymore?!
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: I didn't spend seven aeons feasting on the souls of the righteous just so I could play typing games with the functionally illiterate.
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[Killzone'jaeden]: I didn't spend seven aeons feasting on the souls of the righteous just so I could play typing games with the functionally illiterate.
   
[An00b'arak]: no im serious this is a real issue
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[An00b'arak]: no im serious this is a real issue
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: *What* is a real issue?
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[Killzone'jaeden]: *What* is a real issue?
   
[An00b'arak]: phylum
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[An00b'arak]: phylum
   
[An00b'arak]: ism
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[An00b'arak]: ism
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: You best start talking some English
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[Killzone'jaeden]: You best start talking some English
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Where the hell is Sargeras?
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Where the hell is Sargeras?
   
[theLichKing]: Precisely.
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[theLichKing]: Precisely.
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Don't get cute.
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Don't get cute.
   
[An00b'arak]: i am being discriminated against on the basis of my spinal condition
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[An00b'arak]: i am being discriminated against on the basis of my spinal condition
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: What is your spinal condition?
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[Killzone'jaeden]: What is your spinal condition?
   
[An00b'arak]: i dont have 1
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[An00b'arak]: i dont have 1
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: What?
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[Killzone'jaeden]: What?
   
[An00b'arak]: im an arachnid
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[An00b'arak]: im an arachnid
   
[An00b'arak]: >8< spider power
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[An00b'arak]: >8< spider power
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Hey LK I thought you squished all of them already. You spent ten years on these morons and you didn't even finish the job?
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Hey LK I thought you squished all of them already. You spent ten years on these morons and you didn't even finish the job?
   
[An00b'arak]: what
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[An00b'arak]: what
   
[theLichKing]: Yeah I reanimated him. I'm the Lich King, it's sort of what I do.
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[theLichKing]: Yeah I reanimated him. I'm the Lich King, it's sort of what I do.
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: So you smashed a bunch of bugs
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[Killzone'jaeden]: So you smashed a bunch of bugs
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: And then you were like,
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[Killzone'jaeden]: And then you were like,
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: "Huh! I sure would like to have those bugs back again!"
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[Killzone'jaeden]: "Huh! I sure would like to have those bugs back again!"
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Is your brain frozen or what?
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Is your brain frozen or what?
   
[theLichKing]: Ok that's kind of what I was getting at before.
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[theLichKing]: Ok that's kind of what I was getting at before.
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: That you're an idiot?
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[Killzone'jaeden]: That you're an idiot?
   
[An00b'arak]: ur horrible
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[An00b'arak]: ur horrible
   
[An00b'arak]: ur a phylumist
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[An00b'arak]: ur a phylumist
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Oh no, I'm horrible. Why don't you go and tell all my demon friends how horrible I am. They will be shocked.
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Oh no, I'm horrible. Why don't you go and tell all my demon friends how horrible I am. They will be shocked.
   
[An00b'arak]: phylumist phylumist phulymst phylimist
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[An00b'arak]: phylumist phylumist phulymst phylimist
   
[An00b'arak]: that gets hard to type after a while though
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[An00b'arak]: that gets hard to type after a while though
   
***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "An00b'arak" from the chat.***
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***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "An00b'arak" from the chat.***
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: thank god
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: thank god
   
***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***
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***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: oh god
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: oh god
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: go back to your hole
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: go back to your hole
   
[theLichKing]: Yeah get out of here
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[theLichKing]: Yeah get out of here
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Go back to your hole, spider
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Go back to your hole, spider
   
[An00b'arak]: p
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[An00b'arak]: p
   
[An00b'arak]: h
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[An00b'arak]: h
   
[An00b'arak]: y
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[An00b'arak]: y
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: lolwut
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: lolwut
   
[An00b'arak]: l
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[An00b'arak]: l
   
[An00b'arak]: u
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[An00b'arak]: u
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Shut. Up.
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Shut. Up.
   
[An00b'arak]: m
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[An00b'arak]: m
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Dude get rid of this guy.
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Dude get rid of this guy.
   
 
[An00b'arak]: i
 
[An00b'arak]: i
   
***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "An00b'arak" from the chat.***
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***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "An00b'arak" from the chat.***
   
***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***
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***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***
   
[An00b'arak]: sts
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[An00b'arak]: sts
   
***User "An00b'arak" has left the chat.***
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***User "An00b'arak" has left the chat.***
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Finally
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Finally
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Where the hell is Sargeras
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Where the hell is Sargeras
   
[theLichKing]: It's really not necessary, I withdraw my request completely.
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[theLichKing]: It's really not necessary, I withdraw my request completely.
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: no he wants armor
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: no he wants armor
   
[theLichKing]: An *armoire.*
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[theLichKing]: An *armoire.*
   
[theLichKing]: Of power.
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[theLichKing]: Of power.
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: I cannot express how much I hate both of you.
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[Killzone'jaeden]: I cannot express how much I hate both of you.
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: And this is coming from someone whose lungs are made out of solidified hate.
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[Killzone'jaeden]: And this is coming from someone whose lungs are made out of solidified hate.
   
***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has entered the chat.***
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***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has entered the chat.***
   
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: hey everyone ^_^
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[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: hey everyone ^_^
   
[theLichKing]: How did you get in here?!
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[theLichKing]: How did you get in here?!
   
[theLichKing]: This is a private chat!
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[theLichKing]: This is a private chat!
   
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: lol :)
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[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: lol :)
   
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: i hacked admin :)
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[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: i hacked admin :)
   
***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "~*`Sylvanas'*~" from the chat.***
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***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "~*`Sylvanas'*~" from the chat.***
   
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: lol lol lol
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[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: lol lol lol
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: TIE fighters
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[Killzone'jaeden]: TIE fighters
   
[theLichKing]: What?
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[theLichKing]: What?
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Nothing. Can't you kick her out?
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Nothing. Can't you kick her out?
   
[theLichKing]: I just tried
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[theLichKing]: I just tried
   
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: admin guys lol
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[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: admin guys lol
   
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: :) ^___^
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[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: :) ^___^
   
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: oh plus i can chat under ur names check this out
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[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: oh plus i can chat under ur names check this out
   
[theLichKing]: im a little girl and i like ponies lol
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[theLichKing]: im a little girl and i like ponies lol
   
[theLichKing]: What! I hate ponies!
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[theLichKing]: What! I hate ponies!
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: ROFLMAO
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[Killzone'jaeden]: ROFLMAO
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: she hax0red you dude
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: she hax0red you dude
   
[theLichKing]: This isn't funny!
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[theLichKing]: This isn't funny!
   
[theLichKing]: i play with dolls
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[theLichKing]: i play with dolls
   
[theLichKing]: and bake cookies with my mommy
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[theLichKing]: and bake cookies with my mommy
   
[theLichKing]: Untrue! I deny everything
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[theLichKing]: Untrue! I deny everything
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Hahaha
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Hahaha
   
[theLichKing]: Ok guys this is lame let's just go to a different chat room
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[theLichKing]: Ok guys this is lame let's just go to a different chat room
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: NO!
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[Killzone'jaeden]: NO!
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: We're waiting for Sargeras!
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[Killzone'jaeden]: We're waiting for Sargeras!
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: It's next to impossible to get him into these things anyway
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[Killzone'jaeden]: It's next to impossible to get him into these things anyway
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: I'm not going to confuse him
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[Killzone'jaeden]: I'm not going to confuse him
   
[theLichKing]: im a little teapot short and stout
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[theLichKing]: im a little teapot short and stout
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Besides this is hilarious
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Besides this is hilarious
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Sargeras is going to get here and you'll be singing about teapots...you'll get pwned
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Sargeras is going to get here and you'll be singing about teapots...you'll get pwned
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Maybe he'll buy you a "pwny"
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Maybe he'll buy you a "pwny"
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Hahaha see what I did there
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Hahaha see what I did there
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: i dont get it
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: i dont get it
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: wait ok but thats dumb
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: wait ok but thats dumb
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Wordplay. Look it up.
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Wordplay. Look it up.
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: i like to dress up like a girl
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[Killzone'jaeden]: i like to dress up like a girl
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Oh now she's doing it to me too
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Oh now she's doing it to me too
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: i like to put on women's clothes
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[Killzone'jaeden]: i like to put on women's clothes
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: and pretend im a woman
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[Killzone'jaeden]: and pretend im a woman
   
***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has left the chat.***
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***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has left the chat.***
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: and look at myself in the mirror all pretty
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[Killzone'jaeden]: and look at myself in the mirror all pretty
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: and call myself the prettiest prettiest princess
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[Killzone'jaeden]: and call myself the prettiest prettiest princess
   
[theLichKing]: Umm she's not here anymore
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[theLichKing]: Umm she's not here anymore
   
[theLichKing]: Are you just typing that stuff yourself?
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[theLichKing]: Are you just typing that stuff yourself?
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ...
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: ...
   
[theLichKing]: ...
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[theLichKing]: ...
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: ...
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[Killzone'jaeden]: ...
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: WHERE THE HELL IS SARGERAS
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[Killzone'jaeden]: WHERE THE HELL IS SARGERAS
   
***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has entered the chat.***
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***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has entered the chat.***
   
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: heeeeeee~
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[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: heeeeeee~
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: omg wtf this sux
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: omg wtf this sux
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: i have a dungeon to run
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: i have a dungeon to run
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: pcs are going to be like raiding me and shiz
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: pcs are going to be like raiding me and shiz
   
[theLichKing]: Oh please. The expansion is called "Wrath of the Lich King." It's got my _name_ in it. You don't think a few guilds are going to be farming me as soon as I'm a fightable boss?
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[theLichKing]: Oh please. The expansion is called "Wrath of the Lich King." It's got my _name_ in it. You don't think a few guilds are going to be farming me as soon as I'm a fightable boss?
   
[theLichKing]: probably not because i suck so much
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[theLichKing]: probably not because i suck so much
   
[theLichKing]: DAMMIT SYLVANAS
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[theLichKing]: DAMMIT SYLVANAS
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok and now my cat is 8fwhwe8ufhffweeexvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok and now my cat is 8fwhwe8ufhffweeexvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: walking on my keyboard
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: walking on my keyboard
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: hold on afk
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: hold on afk
   
[theLichKing]: You have a cat?
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[theLichKing]: You have a cat?
   
[theLichKing]: Seriously?
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[theLichKing]: Seriously?
   
[theLichKing]: You're a freaking skeleton lord. Why do you have a cat?
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[theLichKing]: You're a freaking skeleton lord. Why do you have a cat?
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Yeah why *do* you have a cat?
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Yeah why *do* you have a cat?
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: back, had to put the cat out
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: back, had to put the cat out
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: and ok
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: and ok
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: two things
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: two things
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: first, cats are awesome
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: first, cats are awesome
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: second, RACISM??
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: second, RACISM??
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: "freaking skeleton lord"
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: "freaking skeleton lord"
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: WTF is wrong with you people?
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[Killzone'jaeden]: WTF is wrong with you people?
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: hey! what do you mean..."you people"
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: hey! what do you mean..."you people"
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: What do YOU mean, "you people"?
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[Killzone'jaeden]: What do YOU mean, "you people"?
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: hahahaha
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: hahahaha
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Hahahaha...Tropic Thunder, great movie.
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Hahahaha...Tropic Thunder, great movie.
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: i like to poop
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[Killzone'jaeden]: i like to poop
   
[theLichKing]: ...
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[theLichKing]: ...
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Ok that one I actually did not say, that was Sylvanas that time
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Ok that one I actually did not say, that was Sylvanas that time
   
[theLichKing]: ...
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[theLichKing]: ...
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: No seriously this time it was her
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[Killzone'jaeden]: No seriously this time it was her
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: "this time"?
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: "this time"?
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: wait so u really do like to wear womens clothes
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: wait so u really do like to wear womens clothes
   
[theLichKing]: You are, in fact, the prettiest prettiest princess?
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[theLichKing]: You are, in fact, the prettiest prettiest princess?
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: No, of course not
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[Killzone'jaeden]: No, of course not
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: do u have a panty drawer
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: do u have a panty drawer
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: No! I wear boxers. With thorns on them.
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[Killzone'jaeden]: No! I wear boxers. With thorns on them.
   
 
[Killzone'jaeden]: And skulls.
 
[Killzone'jaeden]: And skulls.
   
[theLichKing]: Ok were the skulls on the kneecaps YOUR idea then??
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[theLichKing]: Ok were the skulls on the kneecaps YOUR idea then??
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Wait what?
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Wait what?
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah dont change the subject
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah dont change the subject
   
***User "SARGERAS" has entered the chat.***
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***User "SARGERAS" has entered the chat.***
   
[SARGERAS]: I WILL CONSUME ALL HTE WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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[SARGERAS]: I WILL CONSUME ALL HTE WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!1
   
[SARGERAS]: I AM INVINICBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[SARGERAS]: I AM INVINICBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
[SARGERAS]: I AM HTE DARK TITAN!!!111111!1!
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[SARGERAS]: I AM HTE DARK TITAN!!!111111!1!
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: oh god
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[Killzone'jaeden]: oh god
   
[SARGERAS]: I WILL CONSUM ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!1!!!!!!
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[SARGERAS]: I WILL CONSUM ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!1!!!!!!
   
[theLichKing]: You actually said that already
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[theLichKing]: You actually said that already
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: He spelled it different though.
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[Killzone'jaeden]: He spelled it different though.
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Dark Lord, there is an issue we need you to resolve
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Dark Lord, there is an issue we need you to resolve
   
[SARGERAS]: NOTHING CAN DEFET ME BECUASE I AM DEFEAT EVERONE!!!!!!!!!!
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[SARGERAS]: NOTHING CAN DEFET ME BECUASE I AM DEFEAT EVERONE!!!!!!!!!!
   
[SARGERAS]: I AM SARGERAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[SARGERAS]: I AM SARGERAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
[SARGERAS]: TEH DARK TIT AN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[SARGERAS]: TEH DARK TIT AN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Right
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Right
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: But what we're going for is
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[Killzone'jaeden]: But what we're going for is
   
[theLichKing]: Yeah I'm confident he'll be able to resolve this
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[theLichKing]: Yeah I'm confident he'll be able to resolve this
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: The Lich King has this complaint...
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[Killzone'jaeden]: The Lich King has this complaint...
   
[SARGERAS]: I AM DESTORYING ALL WORLDS RIGT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[SARGERAS]: I AM DESTORYING ALL WORLDS RIGT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
[SARGERAS]: i wear little pink girly panties
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[SARGERAS]: i wear little pink girly panties
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: omg
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: omg
   
[SARGERAS]: WHATTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[SARGERAS]: WHATTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
[theLichKing]: hahahahaha
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[theLichKing]: hahahahaha
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: pwned
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: pwned
   
[SARGERAS]: I DID NTO SAY THAT!11111111111111111111
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[SARGERAS]: I DID NTO SAY THAT!11111111111111111111
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: i dunno about you guys but im kinda turned on right now
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: i dunno about you guys but im kinda turned on right now
   
[theLichKing]: Rule 34
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[theLichKing]: Rule 34
   
[SARGERAS]: yeah, you like that, there's more where that came from
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[SARGERAS]: yeah, you like that, there's more where that came from
   
[SARGERAS]: *twirls hair seductively*
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[SARGERAS]: *twirls hair seductively*
   
[SARGERAS]: I DID NOT SYA THAT EITHERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[SARGERAS]: I DID NOT SYA THAT EITHERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
[SARGERAS]: I WILL DESTROY ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[SARGERAS]: I WILL DESTROY ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
[SARGERAS]: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[SARGERAS]: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
[SARGERAS]: !
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[SARGERAS]: !
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: *dies laughing*
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: *dies laughing*
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Ok I'm done
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[Killzone'jaeden]: Ok I'm done
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: F this
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[Killzone'jaeden]: F this
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: I'm outta here
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[Killzone'jaeden]: I'm outta here
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: I hate Azeroth
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[Killzone'jaeden]: I hate Azeroth
   
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: aw dont go :)
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[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: aw dont go :)
   
***User "Killzone'jaeden" has left the chat.***
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***User "Killzone'jaeden" has left the chat.***
   
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: byeee~
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[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: byeee~
   
[SARGERAS]: I USE SUPER ULTIMATE ATTACK FOR EIGHT MILLION POINS!!!!11
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[SARGERAS]: I USE SUPER ULTIMATE ATTACK FOR EIGHT MILLION POINS!!!!11
   
[theLichKing]: Hey I think he spelled all the words right in that one
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[theLichKing]: Hey I think he spelled all the words right in that one
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: missed a t
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: missed a t
   
[theLichKing]: Aw, yeah
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[theLichKing]: Aw, yeah
   
[theLichKing]: So close
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[theLichKing]: So close
   
***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has left the chat.***
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***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has left the chat.***
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok im out too
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok im out too
   
[theLichKing]: Ugh fine
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[theLichKing]: Ugh fine
   
[theLichKing]: TTYL
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[theLichKing]: TTYL
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ttyl
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: ttyl
   
***User "Kel'Thuz4d" has left the chat.***
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***User "Kel'Thuz4d" has left the chat.***
   
[SARGERAS]: GAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
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[SARGERAS]: GAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
   
[theLichKing]: This is the worst chat ever.
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[theLichKing]: This is the worst chat ever.
   
[theLichKing]: The worst.
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[theLichKing]: The worst.
   
[theLichKing]: The worst.
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[theLichKing]: The worst.
   
[theLichKing]: Whatevs, titan dude. I'm done.
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[theLichKing]: Whatevs, titan dude. I'm done.
   
[theLichKing]: Still freezing my ass off though.
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[theLichKing]: Still freezing my ass off though.
   
[theLichKing]: *wrath*
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[theLichKing]: *wrath*
   
***User "theLichKing" has left the chat.***
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***User "theLichKing" has left the chat.***
   
[SARGERAS]: *looks around*
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[SARGERAS]: *looks around*
   
[SARGERAS]: Chat empty?
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[SARGERAS]: Chat empty?
   
[SARGERAS]: ...
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[SARGERAS]: ...
   
[SARGERAS]: I have eaten
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[SARGERAS]: I have eaten
   
[SARGERAS]: the plums
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[SARGERAS]: the plums
   
[SARGERAS]: that were in
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[SARGERAS]: that were in
   
[SARGERAS]: the icebox
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[SARGERAS]: the icebox
   
[SARGERAS]: and which
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[SARGERAS]: and which
   
[SARGERAS]: you were probably
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[SARGERAS]: you were probably
   
[SARGERAS]: saving
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[SARGERAS]: saving
   
[SARGERAS]: for breakfast
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[SARGERAS]: for breakfast
   
[SARGERAS]: Forgive me
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[SARGERAS]: Forgive me
   
[SARGERAS]: they were delicious
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[SARGERAS]: they were delicious
   
[SARGERAS]: so sweet
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[SARGERAS]: so sweet
   
[SARGERAS]: and so cold
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[SARGERAS]: and so cold
   
[SARGERAS]: ;-)
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[SARGERAS]: ;-)
   
 
***User "SARGERAS" has left the chat.***
 
***User "SARGERAS" has left the chat.***
   
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Latest revision as of 01:18, February 10, 2014

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This is a silly article

This article is silly. Coming from a source other than the computer games, trading card game, novels, RPG, or manga, its content is not part of official Warcraft lore, but nevertheless has become part of the culture belonging to the World of Warcraft community.


Disclaimer: I did not write this, I am only sharing it with the community. This was written by Bryan Buckly who ran the site coffee with sargeras, there were 3 scourge chat logs in all and this one has been adapted into a radio style show by a few wow comentators such as Totalbiscuit and Jesse Cox.



Scourge Chat Log

      • User "theLichKing" has entered the chat.***

[theLichKing]: Hey

[theLichKing]: Anyone there?

[theLichKing]: *drums fingers*

      • User "Kel'Thuz4d" has entered the chat.***

[theLichKing]: Hey man.

[Kel'Thuz4d]: my liege

[theLichKing]: Listen, there's this thing I need you to do for me

[Kel'Thuz4d]: anything my liege

[Kel'Thuz4d]: what army must i lay to waste

[Kel'Thuz4d]: whose lands shall i decimate for ur glory

[theLichKing]: Um, yeah, I'm good on decimation for today. We're going to hold off on the decimation for, like, a week or so.

[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok?

[theLichKing]: I was thinking. How much trouble do you think it would be to have a thermostat installed in the Throne Room?

[Kel'Thuz4d]: ...

[Kel'Thuz4d]: y?

[theLichKing]: It's really really cold in here.

[theLichKing]: I'm Lord of the Scourge. I think I should get a thermostat.

[Kel'Thuz4d]: no its a frozen throne

[theLichKing]: Right

[theLichKing]: See that's exactly what I'm talking about. The throne is frozen. The chair that I sit on all day? Literally a block of ice.

[theLichKing]: It is so very, very cold.

[theLichKing]: I actually cannot over-emphasize how cold I am on a daily basis.

[Kel'Thuz4d]: but its supposed to be frozen

[Kel'Thuz4d]: its the source of ur power

[theLichKing]: About that. Can I get my power transferred to some other source?

[theLichKing]: Something that isn't made out of ice that I then have to literally sit on?

[theLichKing]: Someone dropped the ball there.

[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok so like what should it be then

[Kel'Thuz4d]: like a ring?

[theLichKing]: A ring?

[theLichKing]: Seriously, a ring.

[theLichKing]: Do you _read_ history?

[Kel'Thuz4d]: so what then

[theLichKing]: I don't know. I'll think about it. Maybe an armoire.

[Kel'Thuz4d]: armor?

[theLichKing]: No, not armor. An armoire. The furniture.

[theLichKing]: Oh but speaking of armor

[theLichKing]: I have skulls on my kneecaps.

[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok?

[theLichKing]: No, it is _not_ okay.

[theLichKing]: I have skulls.

[theLichKing]: On my _kneecaps_.

[Kel'Thuz4d]: well for the thermostat i think u need approval from a supervisor

[Kel'Thuz4d]: ill just get kiljaeden in here and well sort it out

[theLichKing]: No!

[Kel'Thuz4d]: no its cool

[theLichKing]: No, don't...

[theLichKing]: Ugh, my old boss. I hate this guy.

[theLichKing]: Ok I'll just...I'll act casual. Like old times.

      • User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.***

[Killzone'jaeden]: This had better be important.

[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah lich king here just wants a warmer throne room is all

[Killzone'jaeden]: Warmer?

[theLichKing]: No it's really not necessary sir

[Killzone'jaeden]: You want a warmer throne room?

[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah

[theLichKing]: No

[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah he does

[theLichKing]: I really don't.

[Killzone'jaeden]: Ok sure let me just get right on that

[Killzone'jaeden]: I actually know these guys, they're really great, literally made out of fire

[Killzone'jaeden]: They could heat your room right up for you

[Killzone'jaeden]: They're called the Burning Legion...why don't I just invite them to Azeroth so they can come and

[Killzone'jaeden]: OH WAIT

[Killzone'jaeden]: Someone's too busy being Chatty Cathy to PREPARE HIS WORLD FOR AN APOCALYPSE

[theLichKing]: So sorry sir

[Killzone'jaeden]: Yeah, "sir," that's new

[Kel'Thuz4d]: hey cmon though its not like weve just been sitting around

[Kel'Thuz4d]: were spreading plague and stuff

[Kel'Thuz4d]: we totally spread a lot of plague

[Kel'Thuz4d]: and dont forget the spider war

[theLichKing]: Actually I wouldn't mention that...

[Killzone'jaeden]: Oh yes. The "Spider War."

[Killzone'jaeden]: The "war" where you spent ten years getting rid

[Killzone'jaeden]: OF SPIDERS

[Killzone'jaeden]: Check it out, I had a Mosquito War last night. Mosquito lands on me, I squish it. Done. Two seconds.

[Killzone'jaeden]: Didn't take me ten years

[Killzone'jaeden]: BECAUSE I'M NOT AN IDIOT

[theLichKing]: Yes sir

[theLichKing]: Very sorry sir.

[theLichKing]: I'm on it.

[Killzone'jaeden]: Y'know what, you know who else might want to hear about this

[Killzone'jaeden]: Maybe I shold get Sargeras in here

[Kel'Thuz4d]: Sure.

[theLichKing]: NO! That's not necessary

[Killzone'jaeden]: Hold on I'll go get him.

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[theLichKing]: ARE YOU CRAZY

[theLichKing]: "Sure"? Do you know who Sargeras actually is??

[Kel'Thuz4d]: i think so hes alliance right

[theLichKing]: ...

[Kel'Thuz4d]: horde?

[theLichKing]: *headdesk*

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[An00b'arak]: hay guise whats goin on in dis chat

[Kel'Thuz4d]: sup

[An00b'arak]: sup

[Kel'Thuz4d]: sup

[An00b'arak]: sup

[Kel'Thuz4d]: whaaaazzzzaaaaaap

[An00b'arak]: what are yoooooou doing

[theLichKing]: GUYS

[theLichKing]: SERIOUSLY

[An00b'arak]: whats his problem

[Kel'Thuz4d]: hes cold

[An00b'arak]: well yeah he sits on a frozen throne inside of icecrown glacier with a sword named frostmorn

[An00b'arak]: the name icecrown glacier can only imply that among glaciers, which are themselves made of ice, this one is especially icy

[An00b'arak]: its possible there is some coldness involved

[theLichKing]: _Thank_ you!

[theLichKing]: Ok, so install me a thermostat pl0x.

[Kel'Thuz4d]: uh boss ixnay on asking him to install stuff

[An00b'arak]: what is that supposed to mean??

[Kel'Thuz4d]: uh

[An00b'arak]: oh i get it

[An00b'arak]: bc im an arachnid?????

[An00b'arak]: and how could i possibly install a thermostat without thumbs

[An00b'arak]: racist

[Kel'Thuz4d]: no no no

[Kel'Thuz4d]: well ok yeah how would that actually work

[An00b'arak]: im sure i dont know...im just an arachnid

[An00b'arak]: guess what im not ashamed of what i am

[An00b'arak]: >8< spider pride

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[Kel'Thuz4d]: thank god

      • User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***

[Kel'Thuz4d]: oh god

[An00b'arak]: im lodging a formal protest

[An00b'arak]: i am going to let every1 know the scourge is not an equal opportunity employer

[An00b'arak]: and i am being discriminated against due to race

[An00b'arak]: and species

[An00b'arak]: and phylum

[theLichKing]: Ok, look, there's no need to get upset

[An00b'arak]: omg

[An00b'arak]: dont apologize for him arthas

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[Killzone'jaeden]: Sargeras is logging on now.

[theLichKing]: Aw hell.

[Killzone'jaeden]: Precisely.

[theLichKing]: Listen, I wasn't complaining earlier, the temperature is fine...

[An00b'arak]: kiljaeden??

[Killzone'jaeden]: Excuse me, who is this? I'm *Lord* Jaeden to anybody that's not a Dreadlord.

[An00b'arak]: listen killy there is some phylumism going down in this piece

[Killzone'jaeden]: Killy? Oh you do want to die don't you.

[Killzone'jaeden]: Also does nobody capitalize anymore?!

[Killzone'jaeden]: I didn't spend seven aeons feasting on the souls of the righteous just so I could play typing games with the functionally illiterate.

[An00b'arak]: no im serious this is a real issue

[Killzone'jaeden]: *What* is a real issue?

[An00b'arak]: phylum

[An00b'arak]: ism

[Killzone'jaeden]: You best start talking some English

[Killzone'jaeden]: Where the hell is Sargeras?

[theLichKing]: Precisely.

[Killzone'jaeden]: Don't get cute.

[An00b'arak]: i am being discriminated against on the basis of my spinal condition

[Killzone'jaeden]: What is your spinal condition?

[An00b'arak]: i dont have 1

[Killzone'jaeden]: What?

[An00b'arak]: im an arachnid

[An00b'arak]: >8< spider power

[Killzone'jaeden]: Hey LK I thought you squished all of them already. You spent ten years on these morons and you didn't even finish the job?

[An00b'arak]: what

[theLichKing]: Yeah I reanimated him. I'm the Lich King, it's sort of what I do.

[Killzone'jaeden]: So you smashed a bunch of bugs

[Killzone'jaeden]: And then you were like,

[Killzone'jaeden]: "Huh! I sure would like to have those bugs back again!"

[Killzone'jaeden]: Is your brain frozen or what?

[theLichKing]: Ok that's kind of what I was getting at before.

[Killzone'jaeden]: That you're an idiot?

[An00b'arak]: ur horrible

[An00b'arak]: ur a phylumist

[Killzone'jaeden]: Oh no, I'm horrible. Why don't you go and tell all my demon friends how horrible I am. They will be shocked.

[An00b'arak]: phylumist phylumist phulymst phylimist

[An00b'arak]: that gets hard to type after a while though

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[Kel'Thuz4d]: thank god

      • User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***

[Kel'Thuz4d]: oh god

[Kel'Thuz4d]: go back to your hole

[theLichKing]: Yeah get out of here

[Killzone'jaeden]: Go back to your hole, spider

[An00b'arak]: p

[An00b'arak]: h

[An00b'arak]: y

[Kel'Thuz4d]: lolwut

[An00b'arak]: l

[An00b'arak]: u

[Killzone'jaeden]: Shut. Up.

[An00b'arak]: m

[Killzone'jaeden]: Dude get rid of this guy.

[An00b'arak]: i

      • User "theLichKing" has kicked user "An00b'arak" from the chat.***
      • User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***

[An00b'arak]: sts

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[Killzone'jaeden]: Finally

[Killzone'jaeden]: Where the hell is Sargeras

[theLichKing]: It's really not necessary, I withdraw my request completely.

[Kel'Thuz4d]: no he wants armor

[theLichKing]: An *armoire.*

[theLichKing]: Of power.

[Killzone'jaeden]: I cannot express how much I hate both of you.

[Killzone'jaeden]: And this is coming from someone whose lungs are made out of solidified hate.

      • User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has entered the chat.***

[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: hey everyone ^_^

[theLichKing]: How did you get in here?!

[theLichKing]: This is a private chat!

[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: lol :)

[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: i hacked admin :)

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[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: lol lol lol

[Killzone'jaeden]: TIE fighters

[theLichKing]: What?

[Killzone'jaeden]: Nothing. Can't you kick her out?

[theLichKing]: I just tried

[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: admin guys lol

[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: :) ^___^

[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: oh plus i can chat under ur names check this out

[theLichKing]: im a little girl and i like ponies lol

[theLichKing]: What! I hate ponies!

[Killzone'jaeden]: ROFLMAO

[Kel'Thuz4d]: she hax0red you dude

[theLichKing]: This isn't funny!

[theLichKing]: i play with dolls

[theLichKing]: and bake cookies with my mommy

[theLichKing]: Untrue! I deny everything

[Killzone'jaeden]: Hahaha

[theLichKing]: Ok guys this is lame let's just go to a different chat room

[Killzone'jaeden]: NO!

[Killzone'jaeden]: We're waiting for Sargeras!

[Killzone'jaeden]: It's next to impossible to get him into these things anyway

[Killzone'jaeden]: I'm not going to confuse him

[theLichKing]: im a little teapot short and stout

[Killzone'jaeden]: Besides this is hilarious

[Killzone'jaeden]: Sargeras is going to get here and you'll be singing about teapots...you'll get pwned

[Killzone'jaeden]: Maybe he'll buy you a "pwny"

[Killzone'jaeden]: Hahaha see what I did there

[Kel'Thuz4d]: i dont get it

[Kel'Thuz4d]: wait ok but thats dumb

[Killzone'jaeden]: Wordplay. Look it up.

[Killzone'jaeden]: i like to dress up like a girl

[Killzone'jaeden]: Oh now she's doing it to me too

[Killzone'jaeden]: i like to put on women's clothes

[Killzone'jaeden]: and pretend im a woman

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[Killzone'jaeden]: and look at myself in the mirror all pretty

[Killzone'jaeden]: and call myself the prettiest prettiest princess

[theLichKing]: Umm she's not here anymore

[theLichKing]: Are you just typing that stuff yourself?

[Kel'Thuz4d]: ...

[theLichKing]: ...

[Killzone'jaeden]: ...

[Killzone'jaeden]: WHERE THE HELL IS SARGERAS

      • User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has entered the chat.***

[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: heeeeeee~

[Kel'Thuz4d]: omg wtf this sux

[Kel'Thuz4d]: i have a dungeon to run

[Kel'Thuz4d]: pcs are going to be like raiding me and shiz

[theLichKing]: Oh please. The expansion is called "Wrath of the Lich King." It's got my _name_ in it. You don't think a few guilds are going to be farming me as soon as I'm a fightable boss?

[theLichKing]: probably not because i suck so much

[theLichKing]: DAMMIT SYLVANAS

[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok and now my cat is 8fwhwe8ufhffweeexvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

[Kel'Thuz4d]: walking on my keyboard

[Kel'Thuz4d]: hold on afk

[theLichKing]: You have a cat?

[theLichKing]: Seriously?

[theLichKing]: You're a freaking skeleton lord. Why do you have a cat?

[Killzone'jaeden]: Yeah why *do* you have a cat?

[Kel'Thuz4d]: back, had to put the cat out

[Kel'Thuz4d]: and ok

[Kel'Thuz4d]: two things

[Kel'Thuz4d]: first, cats are awesome

[Kel'Thuz4d]: second, RACISM??

[Kel'Thuz4d]: "freaking skeleton lord"

[Killzone'jaeden]: WTF is wrong with you people?

[Kel'Thuz4d]: hey! what do you mean..."you people"

[Killzone'jaeden]: What do YOU mean, "you people"?

[Kel'Thuz4d]: hahahaha

[Killzone'jaeden]: Hahahaha...Tropic Thunder, great movie.

[Killzone'jaeden]: i like to poop

[theLichKing]: ...

[Killzone'jaeden]: Ok that one I actually did not say, that was Sylvanas that time

[theLichKing]: ...

[Killzone'jaeden]: No seriously this time it was her

[Kel'Thuz4d]: "this time"?

[Kel'Thuz4d]: wait so u really do like to wear womens clothes

[theLichKing]: You are, in fact, the prettiest prettiest princess?

[Killzone'jaeden]: No, of course not

[Kel'Thuz4d]: do u have a panty drawer

[Killzone'jaeden]: No! I wear boxers. With thorns on them.

[Killzone'jaeden]: And skulls.

[theLichKing]: Ok were the skulls on the kneecaps YOUR idea then??

[Killzone'jaeden]: Wait what?

[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah dont change the subject

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[SARGERAS]: I WILL CONSUME ALL HTE WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[SARGERAS]: I AM INVINICBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SARGERAS]: I AM HTE DARK TITAN!!!111111!1!

[Killzone'jaeden]: oh god

[SARGERAS]: I WILL CONSUM ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!1!!!!!!

[theLichKing]: You actually said that already

[Killzone'jaeden]: He spelled it different though.

[Killzone'jaeden]: Dark Lord, there is an issue we need you to resolve

[SARGERAS]: NOTHING CAN DEFET ME BECUASE I AM DEFEAT EVERONE!!!!!!!!!!

[SARGERAS]: I AM SARGERAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SARGERAS]: TEH DARK TIT AN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Killzone'jaeden]: Right

[Killzone'jaeden]: But what we're going for is

[theLichKing]: Yeah I'm confident he'll be able to resolve this

[Killzone'jaeden]: The Lich King has this complaint...

[SARGERAS]: I AM DESTORYING ALL WORLDS RIGT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SARGERAS]: i wear little pink girly panties

[Kel'Thuz4d]: omg

[SARGERAS]: WHATTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theLichKing]: hahahahaha

[Kel'Thuz4d]: pwned

[SARGERAS]: I DID NTO SAY THAT!11111111111111111111

[Kel'Thuz4d]: i dunno about you guys but im kinda turned on right now

[theLichKing]: Rule 34

[SARGERAS]: yeah, you like that, there's more where that came from

[SARGERAS]: *twirls hair seductively*

[SARGERAS]: I DID NOT SYA THAT EITHERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SARGERAS]: I WILL DESTROY ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SARGERAS]: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SARGERAS]: !

[Kel'Thuz4d]: *dies laughing*

[Killzone'jaeden]: Ok I'm done

[Killzone'jaeden]: F this

[Killzone'jaeden]: I'm outta here

[Killzone'jaeden]: I hate Azeroth

[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: aw dont go :)

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[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: byeee~

[SARGERAS]: I USE SUPER ULTIMATE ATTACK FOR EIGHT MILLION POINS!!!!11

[theLichKing]: Hey I think he spelled all the words right in that one

[Kel'Thuz4d]: missed a t

[theLichKing]: Aw, yeah

[theLichKing]: So close

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[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok im out too

[theLichKing]: Ugh fine

[theLichKing]: TTYL

[Kel'Thuz4d]: ttyl

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[SARGERAS]: GAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

[theLichKing]: This is the worst chat ever.

[theLichKing]: The worst.

[theLichKing]: The worst.

[theLichKing]: Whatevs, titan dude. I'm done.

[theLichKing]: Still freezing my ass off though.

[theLichKing]: *wrath*

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[SARGERAS]: *looks around*

[SARGERAS]: Chat empty?

[SARGERAS]: ...

[SARGERAS]: I have eaten

[SARGERAS]: the plums

[SARGERAS]: that were in

[SARGERAS]: the icebox

[SARGERAS]: and which

[SARGERAS]: you were probably

[SARGERAS]: saving

[SARGERAS]: for breakfast

[SARGERAS]: Forgive me

[SARGERAS]: they were delicious

[SARGERAS]: so sweet

[SARGERAS]: and so cold

[SARGERAS]: ;-)

      • User "SARGERAS" has left the chat.***
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