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Disclaimer: I did not write this, I am only sharing it with the community. This was written by Brian Buckley who ran the site [http://www.cwsargeras.com/ coffee with sargeras] (now defunct), there were 3 scourge chat logs in all and this one has been adapted into a radio style show by a few wow comentators such as Totalbiscuit and Jesse Cox.
   
Disclaimer: I did not write this, I am only sharing it with the community. This was written by Bryan Buckly who ran the site [http://www.cwsargeras.com/ coffee with sargeras], there were 3 scourge chat logs in all and this one has been adapted into a radio style show by a few wow comentators such as Totalbiscut and Jessie Cox.
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== Scourge Chat Log ==
   
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<nowiki>***</nowiki>User "theLichKing" has entered the chat.<nowiki>***</nowiki>
   
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Hey
   
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Anyone there?
   
'''Scourge Chat Log'''
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: *drums fingers*
   
***User "theLichKing" has entered the chat.***
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<nowiki>***</nowiki>User "Kel'Thuz4d" has entered the chat.<nowiki>***</nowiki>
   
[theLichKing]: Hey
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Hey man.
   
[theLichKing]: Anyone there?
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: my liege
   
[theLichKing]: *drums fingers*
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Listen, there's this thing I need you to do for me
   
***User "Kel'Thuz4d" has entered the chat.***
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: anything my liege
   
[theLichKing]: Hey man.
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: what army must i lay to waste
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: my liege
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: whose lands shall i decimate for ur glory
   
[theLichKing]: Listen, there's this thing I need you to do for me
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Um, yeah, I'm good on decimation for today. We're going to hold off on the decimation for, like, a week or so.
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: anything my liege
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: ok?
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: what army must i lay to waste
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: I was thinking. How much trouble do you think it would be to have a thermostat installed in the Throne Room?
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: whose lands shall i decimate for ur glory
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: ...
   
[theLichKing]: Um, yeah, I'm good on decimation for today. We're going to hold off on the decimation for, like, a week or so.
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: y?
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok?
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: It's really really cold in here.
   
[theLichKing]: I was thinking. How much trouble do you think it would be to have a thermostat installed in the Throne Room?
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: I'm Lord of the Scourge. I think I should get a thermostat.
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ...
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: no its a frozen throne
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: y?
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Right
   
[theLichKing]: It's really really cold in here.
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: See that's exactly what I'm talking about. The throne is frozen. The chair that I sit on all day? Literally a block of ice.
   
[theLichKing]: I'm Lord of the Scourge. I think I should get a thermostat.
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: It is so very, very cold.
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: no its a frozen throne
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: I actually cannot over-emphasize how cold I am on a daily basis.
   
[theLichKing]: Right
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: but its supposed to be frozen
   
[theLichKing]: See that's exactly what I'm talking about. The throne is frozen. The chair that I sit on all day? Literally a block of ice.
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: its the source of ur power
   
[theLichKing]: It is so very, very cold.
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: About that. Can I get my power transferred to some other source?
   
[theLichKing]: I actually cannot over-emphasize how cold I am on a daily basis.
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Something that isn't made out of ice that I then have to literally sit on?
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: but its supposed to be frozen
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Someone dropped the ball there.
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: its the source of ur power
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: ok so like what should it be then
   
[theLichKing]: About that. Can I get my power transferred to some other source?
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: like a ring?
   
[theLichKing]: Something that isn't made out of ice that I then have to literally sit on?
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: A ring?
   
[theLichKing]: Someone dropped the ball there.
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Seriously, a ring.
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok so like what should it be then
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Do you _read_ history?
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: like a ring?
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: so what then
   
[theLichKing]: A ring?
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: I don't know. I'll think about it. Maybe an armoire.
   
[theLichKing]: Seriously, a ring.
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: armor?
   
[theLichKing]: Do you _read_ history?
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: No, not armor. An armoire. The furniture.
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: so what then
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Oh but speaking of armor
   
[theLichKing]: I don't know. I'll think about it. Maybe an armoire.
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: I have skulls on my kneecaps.
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: armor?
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: ok?
   
[theLichKing]: No, not armor. An armoire. The furniture.
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: No, it is _not_ okay.
   
[theLichKing]: Oh but speaking of armor
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: I have skulls.
   
[theLichKing]: I have skulls on my kneecaps.
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: On my _kneecaps_.
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok?
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: well for the thermostat i think u need approval from a supervisor
   
[theLichKing]: No, it is _not_ okay.
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: ill just get kiljaeden in here and well sort it out
   
[theLichKing]: I have skulls.
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: No!
   
[theLichKing]: On my _kneecaps_.
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: no its cool
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: well for the thermostat i think u need approval from a supervisor
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: No, don't...
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ill just get kiljaeden in here and well sort it out
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Ugh, my old boss. I hate this guy.
   
[theLichKing]: No!
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Ok I'll just...I'll act casual. Like old times.
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: no its cool
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<nowiki>***</nowiki>User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.<nowiki>***</nowiki>
   
[theLichKing]: No, don't...
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: This had better be important.
   
[theLichKing]: Ugh, my old boss. I hate this guy.
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: yeah lich king here just wants a warmer throne room is all
   
[theLichKing]: Ok I'll just...I'll act casual. Like old times.
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Warmer?
   
***User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.***
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: No it's really not necessary sir
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: This had better be important.
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: You want a warmer throne room?
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah lich king here just wants a warmer throne room is all
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: yeah
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Warmer?
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: No
   
[theLichKing]: No it's really not necessary sir
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: yeah he does
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: You want a warmer throne room?
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: I really don't.
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Ok sure let me just get right on that
   
[theLichKing]: No
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: I actually know these guys, they're really great, literally made out of fire
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah he does
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: They could heat your room right up for you
   
[theLichKing]: I really don't.
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: They're called the Burning Legion...why don't I just invite them to Azeroth so they can come and
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Ok sure let me just get right on that
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: OH WAIT
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: I actually know these guys, they're really great, literally made out of fire
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Someone's too busy being Chatty Cathy to PREPARE HIS WORLD FOR AN APOCALYPSE
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: They could heat your room right up for you
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: So sorry sir
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: They're called the Burning Legion...why don't I just invite them to Azeroth so they can come and
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Yeah, "sir," that's new
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: OH WAIT
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: hey cmon though its not like weve just been sitting around
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Someone's too busy being Chatty Cathy to PREPARE HIS WORLD FOR AN APOCALYPSE
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: were spreading plague and stuff
   
[theLichKing]: So sorry sir
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: we totally spread a lot of plague
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Yeah, "sir," that's new
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: and dont forget the spider war
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: hey cmon though its not like weve just been sitting around
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Actually I wouldn't mention that...
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: were spreading plague and stuff
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Oh yes. The "Spider War."
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: we totally spread a lot of plague
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: The "war" where you spent ten years getting rid
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: and dont forget the spider war
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: OF SPIDERS
   
[theLichKing]: Actually I wouldn't mention that...
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Check it out, I had a Mosquito War last night. Mosquito lands on me, I squish it. Done. Two seconds.
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Oh yes. The "Spider War."
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Didn't take me ten years
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: The "war" where you spent ten years getting rid
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: BECAUSE I'M NOT AN IDIOT
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: OF SPIDERS
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Yes sir
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Check it out, I had a Mosquito War last night. Mosquito lands on me, I squish it. Done. Two seconds.
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Very sorry sir.
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Didn't take me ten years
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: I'm on it.
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: BECAUSE I'M NOT AN IDIOT
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Y'know what, you know who else might want to hear about this
   
[theLichKing]: Yes sir
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Maybe I shold get Sargeras in here
   
[theLichKing]: Very sorry sir.
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: Sure.
   
[theLichKing]: I'm on it.
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: NO! That's not necessary
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Y'know what, you know who else might want to hear about this
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Hold on I'll go get him.
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Maybe I shold get Sargeras in here
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<nowiki>***</nowiki>User "Killzone'jaeden" has left the chat.<nowiki>***</nowiki>
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: Sure.
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: ARE YOU CRAZY
   
[theLichKing]: NO! That's not necessary
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: "Sure"? Do you know who Sargeras actually is??
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Hold on I'll go get him.
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: i think so hes alliance right
   
***User "Killzone'jaeden" has left the chat.***
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: ...
   
[theLichKing]: ARE YOU CRAZY
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: horde?
   
[theLichKing]: "Sure"? Do you know who Sargeras actually is??
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: *headdesk*
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: i think so hes alliance right
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<nowiki>***</nowiki>User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.<nowiki>***</nowiki>
   
[theLichKing]: ...
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: hay guise whats goin on in dis chat
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: horde?
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: sup
   
[theLichKing]: *headdesk*
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: sup
   
***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: sup
   
[An00b'arak]: hay guise whats goin on in dis chat
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: sup
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: sup
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: whaaaazzzzaaaaaap
   
[An00b'arak]: sup
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: what are yoooooou doing
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: sup
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: GUYS
   
[An00b'arak]: sup
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: SERIOUSLY
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: whaaaazzzzaaaaaap
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: whats his problem
   
[An00b'arak]: what are yoooooou doing
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: hes cold
   
[theLichKing]: GUYS
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: well yeah he sits on a frozen throne inside of icecrown glacier with a sword named frostmorn
   
[theLichKing]: SERIOUSLY
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: the name icecrown glacier can only imply that among glaciers, which are themselves made of ice, this one is especially icy
   
[An00b'arak]: whats his problem
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: its possible there is some coldness involved
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: hes cold
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: _Thank_ you!
   
[An00b'arak]: well yeah he sits on a frozen throne inside of icecrown glacier with a sword named frostmorn
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Ok, so install me a thermostat pl0x.
   
[An00b'arak]: the name icecrown glacier can only imply that among glaciers, which are themselves made of ice, this one is especially icy
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: uh boss ixnay on asking him to install stuff
   
[An00b'arak]: its possible there is some coldness involved
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: what is that supposed to mean??
   
[theLichKing]: _Thank_ you!
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: uh
   
[theLichKing]: Ok, so install me a thermostat pl0x.
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: oh i get it
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: uh boss ixnay on asking him to install stuff
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: bc im an arachnid?????
   
[An00b'arak]: what is that supposed to mean??
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: and how could i possibly install a thermostat without thumbs
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: uh
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: racist
   
[An00b'arak]: oh i get it
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: no no no
   
[An00b'arak]: bc im an arachnid?????
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: well ok yeah how would that actually work
   
[An00b'arak]: and how could i possibly install a thermostat without thumbs
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: im sure i dont know...im just an arachnid
   
[An00b'arak]: racist
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: guess what im not ashamed of what i am
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: no no no
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: >8< spider pride
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: well ok yeah how would that actually work
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<nowiki>***</nowiki>User "An00b'arak" has left the chat.<nowiki>***</nowiki>
   
[An00b'arak]: im sure i dont know...im just an arachnid
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: thank god
   
[An00b'arak]: guess what im not ashamed of what i am
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<nowiki>***</nowiki>User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.<nowiki>***</nowiki>
   
[An00b'arak]: >8< spider pride
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: oh god
   
***User "An00b'arak" has left the chat.***
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: im lodging a formal protest
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: thank god
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: i am going to let every1 know the scourge is not an equal opportunity employer
   
***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: and i am being discriminated against due to race
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: oh god
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: and species
   
[An00b'arak]: im lodging a formal protest
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: and phylum
   
[An00b'arak]: i am going to let every1 know the scourge is not an equal opportunity employer
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Ok, look, there's no need to get upset
   
[An00b'arak]: and i am being discriminated against due to race
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: omg
   
[An00b'arak]: and species
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: dont apologize for him arthas
   
[An00b'arak]: and phylum
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<nowiki>***</nowiki>User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.<nowiki>***</nowiki>
   
[theLichKing]: Ok, look, there's no need to get upset
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Sargeras is logging on now.
   
[An00b'arak]: omg
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Aw hell.
   
[An00b'arak]: dont apologize for him arthas
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Precisely.
   
***User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.***
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Listen, I wasn't complaining earlier, the temperature is fine...
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Sargeras is logging on now.
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: kiljaeden??
   
[theLichKing]: Aw hell.
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Excuse me, who is this? I'm *Lord* Jaeden to anybody that's not a Dreadlord.
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Precisely.
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: listen killy there is some phylumism going down in this piece
   
[theLichKing]: Listen, I wasn't complaining earlier, the temperature is fine...
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Killy? Oh you do want to die don't you.
   
[An00b'arak]: kiljaeden??
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Also does nobody capitalize anymore?!
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Excuse me, who is this? I'm *Lord* Jaeden to anybody that's not a Dreadlord.
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: I didn't spend seven aeons feasting on the souls of the righteous just so I could play typing games with the functionally illiterate.
   
[An00b'arak]: listen killy there is some phylumism going down in this piece
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: no im serious this is a real issue
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Killy? Oh you do want to die don't you.
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: *What* is a real issue?
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Also does nobody capitalize anymore?!
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: phylum
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: I didn't spend seven aeons feasting on the souls of the righteous just so I could play typing games with the functionally illiterate.
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: ism
   
[An00b'arak]: no im serious this is a real issue
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: You best start talking some English
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: *What* is a real issue?
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Where the hell is Sargeras?
   
[An00b'arak]: phylum
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Precisely.
   
[An00b'arak]: ism
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Don't get cute.
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: You best start talking some English
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: i am being discriminated against on the basis of my spinal condition
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Where the hell is Sargeras?
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: What is your spinal condition?
   
[theLichKing]: Precisely.
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: i dont have 1
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Don't get cute.
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: What?
   
[An00b'arak]: i am being discriminated against on the basis of my spinal condition
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: im an arachnid
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: What is your spinal condition?
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: >8< spider power
   
[An00b'arak]: i dont have 1
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Hey LK I thought you squished all of them already. You spent ten years on these morons and you didn't even finish the job?
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: What?
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: what
   
[An00b'arak]: im an arachnid
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Yeah I reanimated him. I'm the Lich King, it's sort of what I do.
   
[An00b'arak]: >8< spider power
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: So you smashed a bunch of bugs
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Hey LK I thought you squished all of them already. You spent ten years on these morons and you didn't even finish the job?
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: And then you were like,
   
[An00b'arak]: what
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: "Huh! I sure would like to have those bugs back again!"
   
[theLichKing]: Yeah I reanimated him. I'm the Lich King, it's sort of what I do.
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Is your brain frozen or what?
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: So you smashed a bunch of bugs
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Ok that's kind of what I was getting at before.
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: And then you were like,
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: That you're an idiot?
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: "Huh! I sure would like to have those bugs back again!"
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: ur horrible
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Is your brain frozen or what?
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: ur a phylumist
   
[theLichKing]: Ok that's kind of what I was getting at before.
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Oh no, I'm horrible. Why don't you go and tell all my demon friends how horrible I am. They will be shocked.
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: That you're an idiot?
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: phylumist phylumist phulymst phylimist
   
[An00b'arak]: ur horrible
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: that gets hard to type after a while though
   
[An00b'arak]: ur a phylumist
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<nowiki>***</nowiki>User "theLichKing" has kicked user "An00b'arak" from the chat.<nowiki>***</nowiki>
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Oh no, I'm horrible. Why don't you go and tell all my demon friends how horrible I am. They will be shocked.
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: thank god
   
[An00b'arak]: phylumist phylumist phulymst phylimist
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<nowiki>***</nowiki>User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.<nowiki>***</nowiki>
   
[An00b'arak]: that gets hard to type after a while though
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: oh god
   
***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "An00b'arak" from the chat.***
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: go back to your hole
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: thank god
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Yeah get out of here
   
***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Go back to your hole, spider
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: oh god
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: p
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: go back to your hole
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: h
   
[theLichKing]: Yeah get out of here
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: y
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Go back to your hole, spider
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: lolwut
   
[An00b'arak]: p
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: l
   
[An00b'arak]: h
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: u
   
[An00b'arak]: y
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Shut. Up.
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: lolwut
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: m
   
[An00b'arak]: l
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Dude get rid of this guy.
   
[An00b'arak]: u
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: i
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Shut. Up.
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<nowiki>***</nowiki>User "theLichKing" has kicked user "An00b'arak" from the chat.<nowiki>***</nowiki>
   
[An00b'arak]: m
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<nowiki>***</nowiki>User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.<nowiki>***</nowiki>
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Dude get rid of this guy.
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&#91;An00b'arak&#93;: sts
   
[An00b'arak]: i
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<nowiki>***</nowiki>User "An00b'arak" has left the chat.<nowiki>***</nowiki>
   
***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "An00b'arak" from the chat.***
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Finally
   
***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Where the hell is Sargeras
   
[An00b'arak]: sts
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: It's really not necessary, I withdraw my request completely.
   
***User "An00b'arak" has left the chat.***
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: no he wants armor
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Finally
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: An *armoire.*
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Where the hell is Sargeras
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Of power.
   
[theLichKing]: It's really not necessary, I withdraw my request completely.
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: I cannot express how much I hate both of you.
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: no he wants armor
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: And this is coming from someone whose lungs are made out of solidified hate.
   
[theLichKing]: An *armoire.*
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<nowiki>***</nowiki>User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has entered the chat.<nowiki>***</nowiki>
   
[theLichKing]: Of power.
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&#91;~*`Sylvanas'*~&#93;: hey everyone ^_^
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: I cannot express how much I hate both of you.
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: How did you get in here?!
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: And this is coming from someone whose lungs are made out of solidified hate.
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: This is a private chat!
   
***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has entered the chat.***
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&#91;~*`Sylvanas'*~&#93;: lol :)
   
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: hey everyone ^_^
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&#91;~*`Sylvanas'*~&#93;: i hacked admin :)
   
[theLichKing]: How did you get in here?!
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<nowiki>***</nowiki>User "theLichKing" has kicked user "~*`Sylvanas'*~" from the chat.<nowiki>***</nowiki>
   
[theLichKing]: This is a private chat!
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&#91;~*`Sylvanas'*~&#93;: lol lol lol
   
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: lol :)
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: TIE fighters
   
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: i hacked admin :)
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: What?
   
***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "~*`Sylvanas'*~" from the chat.***
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Nothing. Can't you kick her out?
   
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: lol lol lol
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: I just tried
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: TIE fighters
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&#91;~*`Sylvanas'*~&#93;: admin guys lol
   
[theLichKing]: What?
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&#91;~*`Sylvanas'*~&#93;: :) ^___^
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Nothing. Can't you kick her out?
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&#91;~*`Sylvanas'*~&#93;: oh plus i can chat under ur names check this out
   
[theLichKing]: I just tried
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: im a little girl and i like ponies lol
   
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: admin guys lol
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: What! I hate ponies!
   
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: :) ^___^
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: ROFLMAO
   
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: oh plus i can chat under ur names check this out
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: she hax0red you dude
   
[theLichKing]: im a little girl and i like ponies lol
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: This isn't funny!
   
[theLichKing]: What! I hate ponies!
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: i play with dolls
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: ROFLMAO
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: and bake cookies with my mommy
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: she hax0red you dude
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Untrue! I deny everything
   
[theLichKing]: This isn't funny!
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Hahaha
   
[theLichKing]: i play with dolls
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Ok guys this is lame let's just go to a different chat room
   
[theLichKing]: and bake cookies with my mommy
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: NO!
   
[theLichKing]: Untrue! I deny everything
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: We're waiting for Sargeras!
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Hahaha
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: It's next to impossible to get him into these things anyway
   
[theLichKing]: Ok guys this is lame let's just go to a different chat room
+
&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: I'm not going to confuse him
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: NO!
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: im a little teapot short and stout
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: We're waiting for Sargeras!
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Besides this is hilarious
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: It's next to impossible to get him into these things anyway
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Sargeras is going to get here and you'll be singing about teapots...you'll get pwned
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: I'm not going to confuse him
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Maybe he'll buy you a "pwny"
   
[theLichKing]: im a little teapot short and stout
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Hahaha see what I did there
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Besides this is hilarious
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: i dont get it
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Sargeras is going to get here and you'll be singing about teapots...you'll get pwned
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: wait ok but thats dumb
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Maybe he'll buy you a "pwny"
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Wordplay. Look it up.
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Hahaha see what I did there
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: i like to dress up like a girl
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: i dont get it
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Oh now she's doing it to me too
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: wait ok but thats dumb
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: i like to put on women's clothes
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Wordplay. Look it up.
+
&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: and pretend im a woman
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: i like to dress up like a girl
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<nowiki>***</nowiki>User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has left the chat.<nowiki>***</nowiki>
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Oh now she's doing it to me too
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: and look at myself in the mirror all pretty
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: i like to put on women's clothes
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: and call myself the prettiest prettiest princess
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: and pretend im a woman
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Umm she's not here anymore
   
***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has left the chat.***
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Are you just typing that stuff yourself?
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: and look at myself in the mirror all pretty
+
&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: ...
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: and call myself the prettiest prettiest princess
+
&#91;theLichKing&#93;: ...
   
[theLichKing]: Umm she's not here anymore
+
&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: ...
   
[theLichKing]: Are you just typing that stuff yourself?
+
&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: WHERE THE HELL IS SARGERAS
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ...
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<nowiki>***</nowiki>User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has entered the chat.<nowiki>***</nowiki>
   
[theLichKing]: ...
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&#91;~*`Sylvanas'*~&#93;: heeeeeee~
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: ...
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: omg wtf this sux
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: WHERE THE HELL IS SARGERAS
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: i have a dungeon to run
   
***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has entered the chat.***
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: pcs are going to be like raiding me and shiz
   
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: heeeeeee~
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Oh please. The expansion is called "Wrath of the Lich King." It's got my _name_ in it. You don't think a few guilds are going to be farming me as soon as I'm a fightable boss?
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: omg wtf this sux
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: probably not because i suck so much
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: i have a dungeon to run
+
&#91;theLichKing&#93;: DAMMIT SYLVANAS
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: pcs are going to be like raiding me and shiz
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: ok and now my cat is 8fwhwe8ufhffweeexvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
   
[theLichKing]: Oh please. The expansion is called "Wrath of the Lich King." It's got my _name_ in it. You don't think a few guilds are going to be farming me as soon as I'm a fightable boss?
+
&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: walking on my keyboard
   
[theLichKing]: probably not because i suck so much
+
&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: hold on afk
   
[theLichKing]: DAMMIT SYLVANAS
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: You have a cat?
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok and now my cat is 8fwhwe8ufhffweeexvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Seriously?
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: walking on my keyboard
+
&#91;theLichKing&#93;: You're a freaking skeleton lord. Why do you have a cat?
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: hold on afk
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Yeah why *do* you have a cat?
   
[theLichKing]: You have a cat?
+
&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: back, had to put the cat out
   
[theLichKing]: Seriously?
+
&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: and ok
   
[theLichKing]: You're a freaking skeleton lord. Why do you have a cat?
+
&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: two things
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Yeah why *do* you have a cat?
+
&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: first, cats are awesome
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: back, had to put the cat out
+
&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: second, RACISM??
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: and ok
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: "freaking skeleton lord"
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: two things
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: WTF is wrong with you people?
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: first, cats are awesome
+
&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: hey! what do you mean..."you people"
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: second, RACISM??
+
&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: What do YOU mean, "you people"?
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: "freaking skeleton lord"
+
&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: hahahaha
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: WTF is wrong with you people?
+
&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Hahahaha...Tropic Thunder, great movie.
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: hey! what do you mean..."you people"
+
&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: i like to poop
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: What do YOU mean, "you people"?
+
&#91;theLichKing&#93;: ...
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: hahahaha
+
&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Ok that one I actually did not say, that was Sylvanas that time
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Hahahaha...Tropic Thunder, great movie.
+
&#91;theLichKing&#93;: ...
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: i like to poop
+
&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: No seriously this time it was her
   
[theLichKing]: ...
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: "this time"?
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Ok that one I actually did not say, that was Sylvanas that time
+
&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: wait so u really do like to wear womens clothes
   
[theLichKing]: ...
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: You are, in fact, the prettiest prettiest princess?
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: No seriously this time it was her
+
&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: No, of course not
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: "this time"?
+
&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: do u have a panty drawer
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: wait so u really do like to wear womens clothes
+
&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: No! I wear boxers. With thorns on them.
   
[theLichKing]: You are, in fact, the prettiest prettiest princess?
+
&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: And skulls.
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: No, of course not
+
&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Ok were the skulls on the kneecaps YOUR idea then??
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: do u have a panty drawer
+
&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Wait what?
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: No! I wear boxers. With thorns on them.
+
&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: yeah dont change the subject
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: And skulls.
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<nowiki>***</nowiki>User "SARGERAS" has entered the chat.<nowiki>***</nowiki>
   
[theLichKing]: Ok were the skulls on the kneecaps YOUR idea then??
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&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: I WILL CONSUME ALL HTE WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!1
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Wait what?
+
&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: I AM INVINICBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah dont change the subject
+
&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: I AM HTE DARK TITAN!!!111111!1!
   
***User "SARGERAS" has entered the chat.***
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: oh god
   
[SARGERAS]: I WILL CONSUME ALL HTE WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!1
+
&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: I WILL CONSUM ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!1!!!!!!
   
[SARGERAS]: I AM INVINICBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: You actually said that already
   
[SARGERAS]: I AM HTE DARK TITAN!!!111111!1!
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: He spelled it different though.
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: oh god
+
&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Dark Lord, there is an issue we need you to resolve
   
[SARGERAS]: I WILL CONSUM ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!1!!!!!!
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&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: NOTHING CAN DEFET ME BECUASE I AM DEFEAT EVERONE!!!!!!!!!!
   
[theLichKing]: You actually said that already
+
&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: I AM SARGERAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: He spelled it different though.
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&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: TEH DARK TIT AN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Dark Lord, there is an issue we need you to resolve
+
&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Right
   
[SARGERAS]: NOTHING CAN DEFET ME BECUASE I AM DEFEAT EVERONE!!!!!!!!!!
+
&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: But what we're going for is
   
[SARGERAS]: I AM SARGERAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Yeah I'm confident he'll be able to resolve this
   
[SARGERAS]: TEH DARK TIT AN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+
&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: The Lich King has this complaint...
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Right
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&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: I AM DESTORYING ALL WORLDS RIGT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: But what we're going for is
+
&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: i wear little pink girly panties
   
[theLichKing]: Yeah I'm confident he'll be able to resolve this
+
&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: omg
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: The Lich King has this complaint...
+
&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: WHATTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
[SARGERAS]: I AM DESTORYING ALL WORLDS RIGT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+
&#91;theLichKing&#93;: hahahahaha
   
[SARGERAS]: i wear little pink girly panties
+
&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: pwned
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: omg
+
&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: I DID NTO SAY THAT!11111111111111111111
   
[SARGERAS]: WHATTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+
&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: i dunno about you guys but im kinda turned on right now
   
[theLichKing]: hahahahaha
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Rule 34
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: pwned
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&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: yeah, you like that, there's more where that came from
   
[SARGERAS]: I DID NTO SAY THAT!11111111111111111111
+
&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: *twirls hair seductively*
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: i dunno about you guys but im kinda turned on right now
+
&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: I DID NOT SYA THAT EITHERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
[theLichKing]: Rule 34
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&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: I WILL DESTROY ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
[SARGERAS]: yeah, you like that, there's more where that came from
+
&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
[SARGERAS]: *twirls hair seductively*
+
&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: !
   
[SARGERAS]: I DID NOT SYA THAT EITHERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+
&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: *dies laughing*
   
[SARGERAS]: I WILL DESTROY ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: Ok I'm done
   
[SARGERAS]: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: F this
   
[SARGERAS]: !
+
&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: I'm outta here
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: *dies laughing*
+
&#91;Killzone'jaeden&#93;: I hate Azeroth
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: Ok I'm done
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&#91;~*`Sylvanas'*~&#93;: aw dont go :)
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: F this
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<nowiki>***</nowiki>User "Killzone'jaeden" has left the chat.<nowiki>***</nowiki>
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: I'm outta here
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&#91;~*`Sylvanas'*~&#93;: byeee~
   
[Killzone'jaeden]: I hate Azeroth
+
&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: I USE SUPER ULTIMATE ATTACK FOR EIGHT MILLION POINS!!!!11
   
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: aw dont go :)
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Hey I think he spelled all the words right in that one
   
***User "Killzone'jaeden" has left the chat.***
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: missed a t
   
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: byeee~
+
&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Aw, yeah
   
[SARGERAS]: I USE SUPER ULTIMATE ATTACK FOR EIGHT MILLION POINS!!!!11
+
&#91;theLichKing&#93;: So close
   
[theLichKing]: Hey I think he spelled all the words right in that one
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<nowiki>***</nowiki>User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has left the chat.<nowiki>***</nowiki>
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: missed a t
+
&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: ok im out too
   
[theLichKing]: Aw, yeah
+
&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Ugh fine
   
[theLichKing]: So close
+
&#91;theLichKing&#93;: TTYL
   
***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has left the chat.***
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&#91;Kel'Thuz4d&#93;: ttyl
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok im out too
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<nowiki>***</nowiki>User "Kel'Thuz4d" has left the chat.<nowiki>***</nowiki>
   
[theLichKing]: Ugh fine
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&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: GAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
   
[theLichKing]: TTYL
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: This is the worst chat ever.
   
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ttyl
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: The worst.
   
***User "Kel'Thuz4d" has left the chat.***
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: The worst.
   
[SARGERAS]: GAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Whatevs, titan dude. I'm done.
   
[theLichKing]: This is the worst chat ever.
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: Still freezing my ass off though.
   
[theLichKing]: The worst.
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&#91;theLichKing&#93;: *wrath*
   
[theLichKing]: The worst.
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<nowiki>***</nowiki>User "theLichKing" has left the chat.<nowiki>***</nowiki>
   
[theLichKing]: Whatevs, titan dude. I'm done.
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&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: *looks around*
   
[theLichKing]: Still freezing my ass off though.
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&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: Chat empty?
   
[theLichKing]: *wrath*
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&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: ...
   
***User "theLichKing" has left the chat.***
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&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: I have eaten
   
[SARGERAS]: *looks around*
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&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: the plums
   
[SARGERAS]: Chat empty?
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&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: that were in
   
[SARGERAS]: ...
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&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: the icebox
   
[SARGERAS]: I have eaten
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&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: and which
   
[SARGERAS]: the plums
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&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: you were probably
   
[SARGERAS]: that were in
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&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: saving
   
[SARGERAS]: the icebox
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&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: for breakfast
   
[SARGERAS]: and which
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&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: Forgive me
   
[SARGERAS]: you were probably
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&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: they were delicious
   
[SARGERAS]: saving
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&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: so sweet
   
[SARGERAS]: for breakfast
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&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: and so cold
   
[SARGERAS]: Forgive me
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&#91;SARGERAS&#93;: ;-)
   
[SARGERAS]: they were delicious
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<nowiki>***</nowiki>User "SARGERAS" has left the chat.<nowiki>***</nowiki>
   
[SARGERAS]: so sweet
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== Media ==
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=== Video ===
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[[File:The Scourge Vent Recordings|425px]]
   
[SARGERAS]: and so cold
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== External links ==
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[SARGERAS]: ;-)
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Latest revision as of 18:09, July 23, 2014

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This is a silly article

This article is silly. Coming from a source other than the computer games, trading card game, novels, RPG, or manga, its content is not part of official Warcraft lore, but nevertheless has become part of the culture belonging to the World of Warcraft community.

Disclaimer: I did not write this, I am only sharing it with the community. This was written by Brian Buckley who ran the site coffee with sargeras (now defunct), there were 3 scourge chat logs in all and this one has been adapted into a radio style show by a few wow comentators such as Totalbiscuit and Jesse Cox.

Scourge Chat Log Edit

***User "theLichKing" has entered the chat.***

[theLichKing]: Hey

[theLichKing]: Anyone there?

[theLichKing]: *drums fingers*

***User "Kel'Thuz4d" has entered the chat.***

[theLichKing]: Hey man.

[Kel'Thuz4d]: my liege

[theLichKing]: Listen, there's this thing I need you to do for me

[Kel'Thuz4d]: anything my liege

[Kel'Thuz4d]: what army must i lay to waste

[Kel'Thuz4d]: whose lands shall i decimate for ur glory

[theLichKing]: Um, yeah, I'm good on decimation for today. We're going to hold off on the decimation for, like, a week or so.

[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok?

[theLichKing]: I was thinking. How much trouble do you think it would be to have a thermostat installed in the Throne Room?

[Kel'Thuz4d]: ...

[Kel'Thuz4d]: y?

[theLichKing]: It's really really cold in here.

[theLichKing]: I'm Lord of the Scourge. I think I should get a thermostat.

[Kel'Thuz4d]: no its a frozen throne

[theLichKing]: Right

[theLichKing]: See that's exactly what I'm talking about. The throne is frozen. The chair that I sit on all day? Literally a block of ice.

[theLichKing]: It is so very, very cold.

[theLichKing]: I actually cannot over-emphasize how cold I am on a daily basis.

[Kel'Thuz4d]: but its supposed to be frozen

[Kel'Thuz4d]: its the source of ur power

[theLichKing]: About that. Can I get my power transferred to some other source?

[theLichKing]: Something that isn't made out of ice that I then have to literally sit on?

[theLichKing]: Someone dropped the ball there.

[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok so like what should it be then

[Kel'Thuz4d]: like a ring?

[theLichKing]: A ring?

[theLichKing]: Seriously, a ring.

[theLichKing]: Do you _read_ history?

[Kel'Thuz4d]: so what then

[theLichKing]: I don't know. I'll think about it. Maybe an armoire.

[Kel'Thuz4d]: armor?

[theLichKing]: No, not armor. An armoire. The furniture.

[theLichKing]: Oh but speaking of armor

[theLichKing]: I have skulls on my kneecaps.

[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok?

[theLichKing]: No, it is _not_ okay.

[theLichKing]: I have skulls.

[theLichKing]: On my _kneecaps_.

[Kel'Thuz4d]: well for the thermostat i think u need approval from a supervisor

[Kel'Thuz4d]: ill just get kiljaeden in here and well sort it out

[theLichKing]: No!

[Kel'Thuz4d]: no its cool

[theLichKing]: No, don't...

[theLichKing]: Ugh, my old boss. I hate this guy.

[theLichKing]: Ok I'll just...I'll act casual. Like old times.

***User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.***

[Killzone'jaeden]: This had better be important.

[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah lich king here just wants a warmer throne room is all

[Killzone'jaeden]: Warmer?

[theLichKing]: No it's really not necessary sir

[Killzone'jaeden]: You want a warmer throne room?

[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah

[theLichKing]: No

[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah he does

[theLichKing]: I really don't.

[Killzone'jaeden]: Ok sure let me just get right on that

[Killzone'jaeden]: I actually know these guys, they're really great, literally made out of fire

[Killzone'jaeden]: They could heat your room right up for you

[Killzone'jaeden]: They're called the Burning Legion...why don't I just invite them to Azeroth so they can come and

[Killzone'jaeden]: OH WAIT

[Killzone'jaeden]: Someone's too busy being Chatty Cathy to PREPARE HIS WORLD FOR AN APOCALYPSE

[theLichKing]: So sorry sir

[Killzone'jaeden]: Yeah, "sir," that's new

[Kel'Thuz4d]: hey cmon though its not like weve just been sitting around

[Kel'Thuz4d]: were spreading plague and stuff

[Kel'Thuz4d]: we totally spread a lot of plague

[Kel'Thuz4d]: and dont forget the spider war

[theLichKing]: Actually I wouldn't mention that...

[Killzone'jaeden]: Oh yes. The "Spider War."

[Killzone'jaeden]: The "war" where you spent ten years getting rid

[Killzone'jaeden]: OF SPIDERS

[Killzone'jaeden]: Check it out, I had a Mosquito War last night. Mosquito lands on me, I squish it. Done. Two seconds.

[Killzone'jaeden]: Didn't take me ten years

[Killzone'jaeden]: BECAUSE I'M NOT AN IDIOT

[theLichKing]: Yes sir

[theLichKing]: Very sorry sir.

[theLichKing]: I'm on it.

[Killzone'jaeden]: Y'know what, you know who else might want to hear about this

[Killzone'jaeden]: Maybe I shold get Sargeras in here

[Kel'Thuz4d]: Sure.

[theLichKing]: NO! That's not necessary

[Killzone'jaeden]: Hold on I'll go get him.

***User "Killzone'jaeden" has left the chat.***

[theLichKing]: ARE YOU CRAZY

[theLichKing]: "Sure"? Do you know who Sargeras actually is??

[Kel'Thuz4d]: i think so hes alliance right

[theLichKing]: ...

[Kel'Thuz4d]: horde?

[theLichKing]: *headdesk*

***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***

[An00b'arak]: hay guise whats goin on in dis chat

[Kel'Thuz4d]: sup

[An00b'arak]: sup

[Kel'Thuz4d]: sup

[An00b'arak]: sup

[Kel'Thuz4d]: whaaaazzzzaaaaaap

[An00b'arak]: what are yoooooou doing

[theLichKing]: GUYS

[theLichKing]: SERIOUSLY

[An00b'arak]: whats his problem

[Kel'Thuz4d]: hes cold

[An00b'arak]: well yeah he sits on a frozen throne inside of icecrown glacier with a sword named frostmorn

[An00b'arak]: the name icecrown glacier can only imply that among glaciers, which are themselves made of ice, this one is especially icy

[An00b'arak]: its possible there is some coldness involved

[theLichKing]: _Thank_ you!

[theLichKing]: Ok, so install me a thermostat pl0x.

[Kel'Thuz4d]: uh boss ixnay on asking him to install stuff

[An00b'arak]: what is that supposed to mean??

[Kel'Thuz4d]: uh

[An00b'arak]: oh i get it

[An00b'arak]: bc im an arachnid?????

[An00b'arak]: and how could i possibly install a thermostat without thumbs

[An00b'arak]: racist

[Kel'Thuz4d]: no no no

[Kel'Thuz4d]: well ok yeah how would that actually work

[An00b'arak]: im sure i dont know...im just an arachnid

[An00b'arak]: guess what im not ashamed of what i am

[An00b'arak]: >8< spider pride

***User "An00b'arak" has left the chat.***

[Kel'Thuz4d]: thank god

***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***

[Kel'Thuz4d]: oh god

[An00b'arak]: im lodging a formal protest

[An00b'arak]: i am going to let every1 know the scourge is not an equal opportunity employer

[An00b'arak]: and i am being discriminated against due to race

[An00b'arak]: and species

[An00b'arak]: and phylum

[theLichKing]: Ok, look, there's no need to get upset

[An00b'arak]: omg

[An00b'arak]: dont apologize for him arthas

***User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.***

[Killzone'jaeden]: Sargeras is logging on now.

[theLichKing]: Aw hell.

[Killzone'jaeden]: Precisely.

[theLichKing]: Listen, I wasn't complaining earlier, the temperature is fine...

[An00b'arak]: kiljaeden??

[Killzone'jaeden]: Excuse me, who is this? I'm *Lord* Jaeden to anybody that's not a Dreadlord.

[An00b'arak]: listen killy there is some phylumism going down in this piece

[Killzone'jaeden]: Killy? Oh you do want to die don't you.

[Killzone'jaeden]: Also does nobody capitalize anymore?!

[Killzone'jaeden]: I didn't spend seven aeons feasting on the souls of the righteous just so I could play typing games with the functionally illiterate.

[An00b'arak]: no im serious this is a real issue

[Killzone'jaeden]: *What* is a real issue?

[An00b'arak]: phylum

[An00b'arak]: ism

[Killzone'jaeden]: You best start talking some English

[Killzone'jaeden]: Where the hell is Sargeras?

[theLichKing]: Precisely.

[Killzone'jaeden]: Don't get cute.

[An00b'arak]: i am being discriminated against on the basis of my spinal condition

[Killzone'jaeden]: What is your spinal condition?

[An00b'arak]: i dont have 1

[Killzone'jaeden]: What?

[An00b'arak]: im an arachnid

[An00b'arak]: >8< spider power

[Killzone'jaeden]: Hey LK I thought you squished all of them already. You spent ten years on these morons and you didn't even finish the job?

[An00b'arak]: what

[theLichKing]: Yeah I reanimated him. I'm the Lich King, it's sort of what I do.

[Killzone'jaeden]: So you smashed a bunch of bugs

[Killzone'jaeden]: And then you were like,

[Killzone'jaeden]: "Huh! I sure would like to have those bugs back again!"

[Killzone'jaeden]: Is your brain frozen or what?

[theLichKing]: Ok that's kind of what I was getting at before.

[Killzone'jaeden]: That you're an idiot?

[An00b'arak]: ur horrible

[An00b'arak]: ur a phylumist

[Killzone'jaeden]: Oh no, I'm horrible. Why don't you go and tell all my demon friends how horrible I am. They will be shocked.

[An00b'arak]: phylumist phylumist phulymst phylimist

[An00b'arak]: that gets hard to type after a while though

***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "An00b'arak" from the chat.***

[Kel'Thuz4d]: thank god

***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***

[Kel'Thuz4d]: oh god

[Kel'Thuz4d]: go back to your hole

[theLichKing]: Yeah get out of here

[Killzone'jaeden]: Go back to your hole, spider

[An00b'arak]: p

[An00b'arak]: h

[An00b'arak]: y

[Kel'Thuz4d]: lolwut

[An00b'arak]: l

[An00b'arak]: u

[Killzone'jaeden]: Shut. Up.

[An00b'arak]: m

[Killzone'jaeden]: Dude get rid of this guy.

[An00b'arak]: i

***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "An00b'arak" from the chat.***

***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***

[An00b'arak]: sts

***User "An00b'arak" has left the chat.***

[Killzone'jaeden]: Finally

[Killzone'jaeden]: Where the hell is Sargeras

[theLichKing]: It's really not necessary, I withdraw my request completely.

[Kel'Thuz4d]: no he wants armor

[theLichKing]: An *armoire.*

[theLichKing]: Of power.

[Killzone'jaeden]: I cannot express how much I hate both of you.

[Killzone'jaeden]: And this is coming from someone whose lungs are made out of solidified hate.

***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has entered the chat.***

[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: hey everyone ^_^

[theLichKing]: How did you get in here?!

[theLichKing]: This is a private chat!

[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: lol :)

[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: i hacked admin :)

***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "~*`Sylvanas'*~" from the chat.***

[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: lol lol lol

[Killzone'jaeden]: TIE fighters

[theLichKing]: What?

[Killzone'jaeden]: Nothing. Can't you kick her out?

[theLichKing]: I just tried

[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: admin guys lol

[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: :) ^___^

[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: oh plus i can chat under ur names check this out

[theLichKing]: im a little girl and i like ponies lol

[theLichKing]: What! I hate ponies!

[Killzone'jaeden]: ROFLMAO

[Kel'Thuz4d]: she hax0red you dude

[theLichKing]: This isn't funny!

[theLichKing]: i play with dolls

[theLichKing]: and bake cookies with my mommy

[theLichKing]: Untrue! I deny everything

[Killzone'jaeden]: Hahaha

[theLichKing]: Ok guys this is lame let's just go to a different chat room

[Killzone'jaeden]: NO!

[Killzone'jaeden]: We're waiting for Sargeras!

[Killzone'jaeden]: It's next to impossible to get him into these things anyway

[Killzone'jaeden]: I'm not going to confuse him

[theLichKing]: im a little teapot short and stout

[Killzone'jaeden]: Besides this is hilarious

[Killzone'jaeden]: Sargeras is going to get here and you'll be singing about teapots...you'll get pwned

[Killzone'jaeden]: Maybe he'll buy you a "pwny"

[Killzone'jaeden]: Hahaha see what I did there

[Kel'Thuz4d]: i dont get it

[Kel'Thuz4d]: wait ok but thats dumb

[Killzone'jaeden]: Wordplay. Look it up.

[Killzone'jaeden]: i like to dress up like a girl

[Killzone'jaeden]: Oh now she's doing it to me too

[Killzone'jaeden]: i like to put on women's clothes

[Killzone'jaeden]: and pretend im a woman

***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has left the chat.***

[Killzone'jaeden]: and look at myself in the mirror all pretty

[Killzone'jaeden]: and call myself the prettiest prettiest princess

[theLichKing]: Umm she's not here anymore

[theLichKing]: Are you just typing that stuff yourself?

[Kel'Thuz4d]: ...

[theLichKing]: ...

[Killzone'jaeden]: ...

[Killzone'jaeden]: WHERE THE HELL IS SARGERAS

***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has entered the chat.***

[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: heeeeeee~

[Kel'Thuz4d]: omg wtf this sux

[Kel'Thuz4d]: i have a dungeon to run

[Kel'Thuz4d]: pcs are going to be like raiding me and shiz

[theLichKing]: Oh please. The expansion is called "Wrath of the Lich King." It's got my _name_ in it. You don't think a few guilds are going to be farming me as soon as I'm a fightable boss?

[theLichKing]: probably not because i suck so much

[theLichKing]: DAMMIT SYLVANAS

[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok and now my cat is 8fwhwe8ufhffweeexvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

[Kel'Thuz4d]: walking on my keyboard

[Kel'Thuz4d]: hold on afk

[theLichKing]: You have a cat?

[theLichKing]: Seriously?

[theLichKing]: You're a freaking skeleton lord. Why do you have a cat?

[Killzone'jaeden]: Yeah why *do* you have a cat?

[Kel'Thuz4d]: back, had to put the cat out

[Kel'Thuz4d]: and ok

[Kel'Thuz4d]: two things

[Kel'Thuz4d]: first, cats are awesome

[Kel'Thuz4d]: second, RACISM??

[Kel'Thuz4d]: "freaking skeleton lord"

[Killzone'jaeden]: WTF is wrong with you people?

[Kel'Thuz4d]: hey! what do you mean..."you people"

[Killzone'jaeden]: What do YOU mean, "you people"?

[Kel'Thuz4d]: hahahaha

[Killzone'jaeden]: Hahahaha...Tropic Thunder, great movie.

[Killzone'jaeden]: i like to poop

[theLichKing]: ...

[Killzone'jaeden]: Ok that one I actually did not say, that was Sylvanas that time

[theLichKing]: ...

[Killzone'jaeden]: No seriously this time it was her

[Kel'Thuz4d]: "this time"?

[Kel'Thuz4d]: wait so u really do like to wear womens clothes

[theLichKing]: You are, in fact, the prettiest prettiest princess?

[Killzone'jaeden]: No, of course not

[Kel'Thuz4d]: do u have a panty drawer

[Killzone'jaeden]: No! I wear boxers. With thorns on them.

[Killzone'jaeden]: And skulls.

[theLichKing]: Ok were the skulls on the kneecaps YOUR idea then??

[Killzone'jaeden]: Wait what?

[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah dont change the subject

***User "SARGERAS" has entered the chat.***

[SARGERAS]: I WILL CONSUME ALL HTE WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[SARGERAS]: I AM INVINICBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SARGERAS]: I AM HTE DARK TITAN!!!111111!1!

[Killzone'jaeden]: oh god

[SARGERAS]: I WILL CONSUM ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!1!!!!!!

[theLichKing]: You actually said that already

[Killzone'jaeden]: He spelled it different though.

[Killzone'jaeden]: Dark Lord, there is an issue we need you to resolve

[SARGERAS]: NOTHING CAN DEFET ME BECUASE I AM DEFEAT EVERONE!!!!!!!!!!

[SARGERAS]: I AM SARGERAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SARGERAS]: TEH DARK TIT AN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Killzone'jaeden]: Right

[Killzone'jaeden]: But what we're going for is

[theLichKing]: Yeah I'm confident he'll be able to resolve this

[Killzone'jaeden]: The Lich King has this complaint...

[SARGERAS]: I AM DESTORYING ALL WORLDS RIGT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SARGERAS]: i wear little pink girly panties

[Kel'Thuz4d]: omg

[SARGERAS]: WHATTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theLichKing]: hahahahaha

[Kel'Thuz4d]: pwned

[SARGERAS]: I DID NTO SAY THAT!11111111111111111111

[Kel'Thuz4d]: i dunno about you guys but im kinda turned on right now

[theLichKing]: Rule 34

[SARGERAS]: yeah, you like that, there's more where that came from

[SARGERAS]: *twirls hair seductively*

[SARGERAS]: I DID NOT SYA THAT EITHERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SARGERAS]: I WILL DESTROY ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SARGERAS]: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SARGERAS]: !

[Kel'Thuz4d]: *dies laughing*

[Killzone'jaeden]: Ok I'm done

[Killzone'jaeden]: F this

[Killzone'jaeden]: I'm outta here

[Killzone'jaeden]: I hate Azeroth

[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: aw dont go :)

***User "Killzone'jaeden" has left the chat.***

[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: byeee~

[SARGERAS]: I USE SUPER ULTIMATE ATTACK FOR EIGHT MILLION POINS!!!!11

[theLichKing]: Hey I think he spelled all the words right in that one

[Kel'Thuz4d]: missed a t

[theLichKing]: Aw, yeah

[theLichKing]: So close

***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has left the chat.***

[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok im out too

[theLichKing]: Ugh fine

[theLichKing]: TTYL

[Kel'Thuz4d]: ttyl

***User "Kel'Thuz4d" has left the chat.***

[SARGERAS]: GAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

[theLichKing]: This is the worst chat ever.

[theLichKing]: The worst.

[theLichKing]: The worst.

[theLichKing]: Whatevs, titan dude. I'm done.

[theLichKing]: Still freezing my ass off though.

[theLichKing]: *wrath*

***User "theLichKing" has left the chat.***

[SARGERAS]: *looks around*

[SARGERAS]: Chat empty?

[SARGERAS]: ...

[SARGERAS]: I have eaten

[SARGERAS]: the plums

[SARGERAS]: that were in

[SARGERAS]: the icebox

[SARGERAS]: and which

[SARGERAS]: you were probably

[SARGERAS]: saving

[SARGERAS]: for breakfast

[SARGERAS]: Forgive me

[SARGERAS]: they were delicious

[SARGERAS]: so sweet

[SARGERAS]: and so cold

[SARGERAS]: ;-)

***User "SARGERAS" has left the chat.***

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