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This article is a player character biography page for Meru of Cenarius US The contents herein are entirely player made and in no way represent official World of Warcraft history or occurrences which are accurate for all realms. The characters and events listed are of an independent nature and applied for roleplaying, fictional, speculative, or opinions from a limited playerbase only.
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Meru is a player on Server:Cenarius in the Eventide guild.


  • Meru's frostbolts are so powerful they one shot frost immune mobs.
  • Meru got the world's first Kel'thuzad kill while riding on the back of Sapphiron.
  • When you get exalted with Meru, Meru kills you, aint no fool who can gain faction with Meru.
  • Meru make Chuck Norris his avatar of war.
  • Meru didn't become a Grand Marshall, he was born Grand Marshall.
  • Meru doesn't raid instances, he brings along 39 people to watch him solo.
  • Meru one shots horde with Fireball rank 1.
  • Meru got to Rank 15, then promptly removed it.
  • Meru is both the Unstoppable Force and the Unmovable Object.
  • Meru gives money to mobs so they will drop it for others.
  • Meru has full Frostfire, he was deemed cruel and unusal punishment in Battlgrounds, so he downgraded.
  • Meru created the Mage class.
  • Meru threatened to blast Blizzard with a Fireball if they didn't make a caster legendary, thus was born Atiesh.
  • Meru is the reason Ragnaros submerges.
  • Meru doesn't need Fire Resist for Ragnaros, Ragnaros uses Frost Resist gear against Meru.
  • Meru created the shield around Dalaran.
  • Meru doesn't like people, don't get on his bad side.
  • You live only because Meru lets you.
  • Meru was Malygos's mentor.
  • Meru's spells are all instant cast because he once activated Presence of Mind and realized his was permanent.
  • Meru vendored his Atiesh.
  • Meru can execute, he calls it Frostbolt rank 1.
  • Meru can Ice Block other people...permanently.
  • Meru doesn't die, he Feigns Death to make you feel better.
  • Meru is a one man guild but he graces us with his presence.
  • Meru auto shot crit Slaughterer for 10k.
  • Meru kited Naxxramas to Vael's room and AOEd it down.
  • When Vael attempted to cast Burning Addrenaline on Meru he got the error "A more powerful spell is already active."
  • Meru can dual wield staves, but to be gracious, he doesn't.
  • When Meru AFK's out of a Battle Ground, YOU get the deserter buff.
  • In the beginning there was Meru.
  • When Meru kills a player, they die.... permanently.
  • The Titan's left Azeroth because Meru told them to GTFO.
  • Meru knows this page sucks.

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