Yes, he does have the Black Qiraji Resonating Crystal.

No, he's not spanish.

No, he didn't sell his account.

Yes, he achieved everything by slacking.

Yes, he's very proud of that.

Yes, his gear is green and unenchanted.

No, he won't be at tonights raid.

No, it's not because he's busy.

No, he won't tell you where he lives.

Yes, he would appreciate it if you stopped insulting his slacky attitude.

Yes, he does think very highly of himself - Why do you think he wrote this page?

No, he doesn't like to be called "Mr. Scarab Lord" in a sarcastic tone.

Well yes, he does like it a little.