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Contents 1 Doctor David "Letter" Yay Ka Boom Boom In My Pants Reeves, or just Letter. 1.1 Doctor 1.2 Monopolist 1.3 Adult Film Director 1.4 Comedian 1.5 Banker 2 Quoth. 2.1 Copying Letter's Style.

Doctor David "Letter" Yay Ka Boom Boom In My Pants Reeves, or just Letter. Edit

Here we will talk about player Letter, a successful Doctor, Monopolist, Adult Film Director, Comedian, and Banker.

Doctor Edit

Letter has 3 degrees related to hospitality. D.Phil, Degree in Magic, and Way allowed to use Marijuana man Even when smoking the shEeet, Dude., or just WEED. He has met with Doctor Phil for advice on if he should get his anus plugged, but instead was offered anal sex by Doctor Phil. Disgusted, Letter left his former bi-curious life and went on to a normal, heterosexual lifestyle.

Monopolist Edit

Dr. Letter has strong ties to Murrloc, a fellow Monopolist. Letter is successful overall in his personal life because of his multiple careers. He is lesser known for his Wholesale-ish 'Letter's herbs and sh*t' clothing and alchemist line. Since then, he has transmuted several items into elements, such as transmuting a silver platter into a silver bar. He has also formed a miniture candy line, Salty Ballz LTD. Which he has made his trademarked candy DEEZ NUTZ™.

Adult Film Director Edit

Mostly through his extremely sexual lifestyle, he has been assumed as a "Perverted, homosexual 49 year old pedophile who lives in his mothers attic luring little boys on the Spongebob chat room". Although he denied these claims, he is still very chatty about his love life. He has filmed several X-rated DVDs at his leased small studio in an undisclosed area. (Letter nicknamed it the Town of where the most Adult Friend Finder's ad's women comes from.

Comedian Edit

Letter is probably best known as one of "Velen's Notorious Residents", for being active on the Trade Channel. During which, he talks about his personal life, parodies of retarded advertisements on the Trade Channel, and the World. Nuff said.

Banker Edit

Letter is a Jewish person, and as such is a banker. Letter is also a junior member of the Jewish Defense League. He rarely banks, due to his boss, "Mr. Sekel", always harrassing him. Letter has since them hired the Jewish Defense League for assistance. The JDL has since then forced him to allow him to optionally work, under threat that he will be shooped the whooped.

Quoth. Edit

• "Reported, Ticketed, Enjoy Iran.®"
• "This concludes the biannual- HAHA! Bi."
• "These prices are going to drop quicker than Sien."
• "Me love you long time."
• "You're going to get my herpes if you do that..."
• "Letter, turning /2 into /4chan one meme at a time."

Copying Letter's Style. Edit

Letter has a personality that is just so brilliant that he has fictionally copyrighted it. Copying Letter's style is heavily frowned upon and will result in Letter's dick in your eye.

The following traits are attached to Letter.

• Drinking Energy Drinks (Monster and Cocaine. Any other drink, such as Bawls, are excluded.)
• Saying any of the Quotes above.
• Playing the game while Baked/Drunk.
• Hiring companies for a pay-for-talk rate. (applies only for the Velen server)
• Hate for all pop bands. (applies only for the Velen server)
• Owning more than 3 businesses per server.