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:"''Crazy is cool.'' "
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:— The gnomish alchemist
| name=Orcs Can Write?
 
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Welcome to my page! Please have a look at my fanart! [[File:MurlocDance.gif|thumb|70px|Gnomish alchemist!!]]
| start=[[Dead Orc Scout]]
 
| faction=Horde
 
| id=14233
 
| level=7
 
| category=Lost Isles
 
| end=[[Sassy Hardwrench]] {{co|27.9|75.5|Lost Isles}}
 
| reputation=+10 [[Bilgewater Cartel]]
 
| experience=65
 
| previous={{quest|Capturing the Unknown}}
 
| next={{quest|The Enemy of My Enemy}}
 
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[[Image:Fly.gif]] - Gnomes for the win.
== Objectives ==
 
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*[[Image:OrcOgre.gif]] -ogres for the win!
Take the Field Journal to {{NPC||Sassy Hardwrench}} at [[Shipwreck Shore]] on the [[Lost Isles]].
 
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[[File:boar.png|right]]
*{{item|icon=|Field Journal}} (provided)
 
   
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[[File:BoarW2.jpg|left|Boars were critters in Warcraft II.]]-Snort snort! Gnomish alchemist!
== Description ==
 
Looking through the {{NPC||Dead Orc Scout||dead orc's}} belongings, you find a field journal. Though it is heavily water damaged, the writing is still legible, if barely.
 
   
Flipping through the pages, an interesting story unfolds. Good thing you decided to study [[Orcish]].
 
   
Like the {{NPC||Trade Prince Gallywix||Trade Prince's}} yacht, the [[orc]]s were fired upon by [[Alliance]] warships. You do remember an orc warship you passed right before the Alliance opened fire. Maybe they were firing on the orcs instead of your ship?
 
   
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[[Image:HumanInventor.gif]]
Stupid orcs! They got you sunk!
 
   
== Progress ==
 
<Name>, find anything interesting in the cavern?
 
   
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==Thingies to look at here==
== Completion ==
 
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What the alchemist do an´want in WoW.
Orcs?! They were sunk and stranded too? And now the Alliance are on the island? Do you think they're going to kill us?
 
   
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Idols.
<Sassy looks thoughtul.>
 
   
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Characters.
I think it's time for a little sitdown with these orcs.
 
   
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Gallery of fanart.
== Quest progression==
 
{{Lost Isles first island}}
 
   
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[[File:Lore_Library_books.jpg|thumb|left|400px|A library full of crazy.]]
==Patches and hotfixes==
 
* {{Patch 4.0.3a|note=Added.}}
 
   
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==External links==
 
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The gnomish alchemist is a WoW fan.
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The gnomish alchemist hates tyrande because she killed the only talking moonkins. The gnomish alchemist thinks Ragnaros is a n00b. Once he activated capslock by mistake, and now he cant unactivate it.
Links that do not conform to the rules will be DELETED.
 
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Repeat violations may result in a BAN.
 
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Have a nice day. :) -->
 
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{{User WantFelOrc}}
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{{User take candle}}
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{{User WantOgre}}
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{{User WantNaga}}
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{{User WantNecromancer}}
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{{User WantPandaren}}
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{{User WantKobold}}
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{{User WantBlademaster}}
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{{User WantDanceStudio}}
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{{User WantHunterMounts}}
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{{User WantGoblin}}
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{{User WantGnoll}}
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{{User WantTinker}}
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{{User Gnomeregan}}
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{{User ClassCombo|Gnome|Warlock}}
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{{User Karazhan}}
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{{User Sunwell}}
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{{User Server|Moonglade|Eu.}}
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{{User RP}}
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{{User Dark Portal}}
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{{User DPS}}
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{{User NotFactionSnob}}
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{{User WW Editor}}
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{{User Raid}}
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{{User Onyxia}}
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{{User SaveTheMurlocs}}
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{{User BC Baby}}
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{{User OnyxiaOLd}}
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== ideas ==
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[[User:Gnomish alchemist/ Da alchemists guide to Roleplay a tinker]]
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[[User:Gnomish alchemist/ Expansion: A land of mystery]]
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[[User:Gnomish alchemist/Mutant Hobgoblin]]
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[[User:Gnomish alchemist/ Wrathbringers]]
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[[User:Gnomish alchemist/ Dr Frazrick Boomztein]]
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[[User:Gnomish alchemist/ Quartmaster Powderbeard]]
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[[User:Gnomish alchemist/ Bartender boombrew]]
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[[User:Gnomish alchemist/ Ogres in the skies questchain]]
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== other ==
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[[User:Gnomish alchemist/Melgib Madson]]
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[[User:Gnomish alchemist/ Moznick Razzlebang]]
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== characters i love ==
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[[Gul'dan]], Funny acting.
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[[Cho'gall]], hes fun in the [[Tides of Darkness]] novel.
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[[Alexstrasza]], shes cute!!! (in dragonform.)
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[[Millhouse Manastorm]], Loves his voice
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[[Hogger]], He pwns you!
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[[Velen]], a wise old man.
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[[Zul'jin]], Good guy.
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[[Gelbin Mekkatorque]], king of gnomes!
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[[Kael'thas Sunstrider]], the only blood elf with humor!
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[[Thrall]], a good warchief.
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[[Foreman Dampwick]], funny guy.
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[[Ragnaros]], BY FIRE BE PURGED!
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[[Kargath Bladefist]], only the warcraft 2 character.
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[[Trade Prince Gallywix]], "Heres some of the moolah ive stole from ya"
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[[Augh]], always makes me laugh.
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== characters i HATE ==
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[[Tyrande Whisperwind]], SHE KILLED THE ONLY TALKING MOONKINS!
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[[Garrosh Hellscream]], hes making the horde some brutes!
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[[Med'an]], Just some owerpowered super hero, thats why he is stupid.
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== My favorite races top 10 ==
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1.Gnomes, they...kick...BUTT!
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2.Ogres, They sounds fun and looks fun AND acts fun
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3.Goblins, they got some insane humor
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4.Pygmies. A crazy race
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5.Forsaken. Eviiiill but fun
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6.orcs, lok´tar ogar!!!
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7.worgen, cute.
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8.Kobold, charmy ´n cute.
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9.troll, he ye goo mon
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10.Murlocs, sooooo cute!
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== The races i hate and will NEVER roll ==
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1.Blood elf. I just hate them because 100 reasons!
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2.Night elf
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3.High elf, they are like blood elves
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4.Leper gnomes, too scary!
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5.Dryads, dont like them
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==My main Characters==
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[[User:Gnomish alchemist/Dr Wrongwald Fizzlecrank|Wrongwald]] [[File:IconSmall Warlock.gif]][[File:IconSmall Gnome Male.gif]] [[File:IconSmall Engineering.png]] [[File:IconSmall AlchemyMaster.png]][80]
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[[User:Gnomish alchemist/Mucktarr Gorefist|Mucktarr]] [[File:IconSmall Warrior.gif]][[File:IconSmall Orc Male.gif]][80]
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==Character-believed-to-come-in-future==
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Gizrik[[File:IconSmall Goblin2 Male.gif]] [[File:IconSmall Warlock.gif]]
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Zul´othol[[File:IconSmall Troll Male.gif]][[File:IconSmall Warlock.gif]]
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Charles/Wallace[[File:IconSmall Worgen Male.gif]] [[File:IconSmall Hunter.gif]]
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==Da gallery of the alchemists art==
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[[File:Mogg.jpg|thumb|352px|Mogg, self declared king of ogres. By the gnomish alchemist.]]
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[[File:Gnoll_engineer_VS_human_paladin.JPG|thumb|284px|Gnoll engineer VS human paladin]]
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[[File:WANTED_jaina.JPG|thumb|left|366px|WANTED: Jaina proudmoore.]]
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[[File:Crazy_vrykul_clown.JPG|thumb|left|400px|The lich kings personal clown]]
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[[File:The_lich_kings_mommy..PNG|thumb|282px|The lich kings mommy.]][[File:The_kobold.jpg|thumb|left|300px|A kobold noblerat]]
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[[File:Angry_cookie_monster.jpg|thumb|272px|The faceless cookie monster]][[File:Ghoul_soldier.png|thumb|left|322px|A ghoul infantry.]]
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[[File:Ghoul_wizard.png|thumb|294px|Well...even ghouls can choose class...]][[File:Murloc_sapper.gif|thumb|left|218px|A murloc infantry.]]
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[[File:C´boom.jpg|thumb|398px|C´boom]][[File:Sherlok_fire_elemental.jpg|thumb|348px|A hot detective.]]

Revision as of 20:59, 18 November 2010

"Crazy is cool. "
— The gnomish alchemist

Welcome to my page! Please have a look at my fanart!

MurlocDance

Gnomish alchemist!!

Fly - Gnomes for the win.

  • OrcOgre -ogres for the win!
Boar
Boars were critters in Warcraft II.

-Snort snort! Gnomish alchemist!


HumanInventor


Thingies to look at here

What the alchemist do an´want in WoW.

Idols.

Characters.

Gallery of fanart.

Lore Library books

A library full of crazy.


The gnomish alchemist is a WoW fan. The gnomish alchemist hates tyrande because she killed the only talking moonkins. The gnomish alchemist thinks Ragnaros is a n00b. Once he activated capslock by mistake, and now he cant unactivate it.











Inv misc book 07 This user has a strong interest in articles on lore.
Fel Orc Squared This user would like Fel Orc to be a playable race.
INV Misc Candle 01 This user take candle!
Ogre Head This user would like Ogre to be a playable race.
Seawitch This user would like Naga to be a playable race.
Ability Creature Cursed 05 This user would like Necromancer to be a playable class.
Pandaren Squared This user wanted Pandaren to be a playable race, and their wish came true!
KoboldMG This user would like Kobold to be a playable race.
Ability Whirlwind This user would like Blademaster to be a playable class.
Dance-HumanMale This user would like the Dance Studio to be released.
Ability Hunter BeastTaming This user wants hunters to have the ability to tame mounts.
Achievement goblinhead This user wanted the Goblin to be a playable race, and his wish came true!
Wanted Hogger TCG This user would like Gnoll to be a playable race.
Trade Engineering This user would like Tinker to be a playable class.
Achievement Boss Mekgineer Thermaplugg This user's character has cleared Gnomeregan .
IconSmall Gnome Male
Ui-charactercreate-classes warlock
This user plays as a gnome warlock.
Achievement boss prince malchezaar This user's character has cleared Karazhan.
Achievement boss kiljaedan This user's character has cleared the Sunwell Plateau.
Moonglade 48x89px This user plays on the European Moonglade server.
Spell unused2 This user prefers to RP.
Inv misc head dragon black This user prefers to PvE.
Spell misc emotionafraid This user was afraid of what Cataclysm would do to their favorite zone(s).
Dark Portal Active This user's character has ventured through the Dark Portal!
Inv sword 46 This user plays as a DPS.
Horde
Alliance
This user plays both factions and isn't ashamed to admit it.
Wikiicon-gnome-at-work-icon This user edits articles within Wowpedia often.
Inv misc head dragon blue This user prefers to raid.
Achievement boss onyxia This user's character has cleared the newly revamped Onyxia..
MurlocRaneman This user wants to Save the Murlocs!
Lurky This user is an avid pet collector.
TBCLogo This user joined during The Burning Crusade.

Template:User OnyxiaOLd






ideas

User:Gnomish alchemist/ Da alchemists guide to Roleplay a tinker

User:Gnomish alchemist/ Expansion: A land of mystery

User:Gnomish alchemist/Mutant Hobgoblin

User:Gnomish alchemist/ Wrathbringers

User:Gnomish alchemist/ Dr Frazrick Boomztein

User:Gnomish alchemist/ Quartmaster Powderbeard

User:Gnomish alchemist/ Bartender boombrew

User:Gnomish alchemist/ Ogres in the skies questchain

other

User:Gnomish alchemist/Melgib Madson

User:Gnomish alchemist/ Moznick Razzlebang

characters i love

Gul'dan, Funny acting.

Cho'gall, hes fun in the Tides of Darkness novel.

Alexstrasza, shes cute!!! (in dragonform.)

Millhouse Manastorm, Loves his voice

Hogger, He pwns you!

Velen, a wise old man.

Zul'jin, Good guy.

Gelbin Mekkatorque, king of gnomes!

Kael'thas Sunstrider, the only blood elf with humor!

Thrall, a good warchief.

Foreman Dampwick, funny guy.

Ragnaros, BY FIRE BE PURGED!

Kargath Bladefist, only the warcraft 2 character.

Trade Prince Gallywix, "Heres some of the moolah ive stole from ya"

Augh, always makes me laugh.

characters i HATE

Tyrande Whisperwind, SHE KILLED THE ONLY TALKING MOONKINS!

Garrosh Hellscream, hes making the horde some brutes!

Med'an, Just some owerpowered super hero, thats why he is stupid.

My favorite races top 10

1.Gnomes, they...kick...BUTT!

2.Ogres, They sounds fun and looks fun AND acts fun

3.Goblins, they got some insane humor

4.Pygmies. A crazy race

5.Forsaken. Eviiiill but fun

6.orcs, lok´tar ogar!!!

7.worgen, cute.

8.Kobold, charmy ´n cute.

9.troll, he ye goo mon

10.Murlocs, sooooo cute!

The races i hate and will NEVER roll

1.Blood elf. I just hate them because 100 reasons!

2.Night elf

3.High elf, they are like blood elves

4.Leper gnomes, too scary!

5.Dryads, dont like them

My main Characters

Wrongwald File:IconSmall Warlock.gifIconSmall Gnome Male File:IconSmall Engineering.png IconSmall AlchemyMaster[80]

Mucktarr File:IconSmall Warrior.gifIconSmall Orc Male[80]

Character-believed-to-come-in-future

GizrikIconSmall Goblin2 Male File:IconSmall Warlock.gif

Zul´otholIconSmall Troll MaleFile:IconSmall Warlock.gif

Charles/WallaceIconSmall Worgen Male File:IconSmall Hunter.gif



Da gallery of the alchemists art

Mogg

Mogg, self declared king of ogres. By the gnomish alchemist.

Gnoll engineer VS human paladin

Gnoll engineer VS human paladin

WANTED jaina

WANTED: Jaina proudmoore.

Crazy vrykul clown

The lich kings personal clown

The lich kings mommy.

The lich kings mommy.

The kobold

A kobold noblerat


Angry cookie monster

The faceless cookie monster

Ghoul soldier

A ghoul infantry.

Ghoul wizard

Well...even ghouls can choose class...

Murloc sapper

A murloc infantry.

C´boom

C´boom

Sherlok fire elemental

A hot detective.