Sword of a Thousand Truths

"The Sword of a Thousand Truths" was also the name of [Gladiator's Slicer] during the Burning Crusade beta.

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• Sword of a Thousand Truths
• Unique
• Sword
• One-Hand
• Speed 1.50
• 170-190 Damage
• (120.0 damage per second)
• +80 Stamina
• Requires Level 2
• Equip: On successful melee attack, instantly burns all mana from the target.

Randy, a level 2 Hunter named Falcorn, handing his son Stan the Sword of a Thousand Truths.

World of Warcraft Trading Card Game (WoW TCG)

Turns out, Sword of a Thousand Truths is real, at least in "world of warcraft Treading Card Game". [1]

Summary

A fictional epic sword used in South Park episode #1008 "Make Love, Not Warcraft". The weapon is needed to defeat an unspeakably powerful Alliance griefer who mercilesly kills Alliance and Blizzard Game Masters.

Sword Origins

Long ago when the World of Warcraft was created one of the programmers put a sword called The Sword of a Thousand Truths¹ into the game inventory. But the sword was considered to be too powerful for anyone to possess, so it was removed from the game and stored on a one gig flash drive. But it was foretold² that one day players who could wield the sword might reveal themselves.

Prophecy Fulfillment

The Prophecy is fulfilled when Stan, Kenny, Eric and Kyle endlessly kill 65,340,285 Boars at 2 experience points a piece in order to gain 30 levels so together they can kill Jenkins³, the player who has played World of Warcraft nearly every hour of every day for the past year and a half.

References

¹Uses the model of [The Hungering Cold].

²The Prophecy was foretold by Salzman in Accounting.

³The villain is named Jenkins, presumably after Leeroy Jenkins.