Tauren rogue
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They do exist. They are just so good you never see them. They're even so stealthy their class choice for the Tauren hides! And noone has ever seen the Tauren rogue trainers in Thunder Bluff.
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Wannabes
Tauren wish they could be Rogues! There is one hiding in elite camouflage in this picture! You'll never find her... UNSEEN!
In a rare moment of visibility caught on camera, here is clear evidence of a tauren rogue in the act, along with his Murky accomplice!
Tauren Rogue Herbalists
Even worse are Tauren Rogue Herbalists. When you try to farm Herbs for the next big Guild Raid and you can't find any - there must be a Tauren Rogue Herbalist nearby.
Known Tauren Rogues
Tauren rogues are notoriously unseen. However, there was one historic sighting on Sunday, December 2, 2007, of what APPEARED to be the dead Tauren rogue Qoi[1] of the Emerald Dream server, found in Warsong Gulch. However, the Horde denies all knowledge of Tauren Rogues and asserts that Qoi was an innocent Shaman who mysteriously disappeared on a previous occasion, and therefore could not have been in Warsong Gulch as a rogue. Furthermore, Cairne Bloodhoof has stated that,"The notion of Tauren Rogues is as preposterous as getting Drek'Thar to go outside and get some fresh air. You are all insane." If YOU witness a Tauren Rogue or are victimized by their uncontrolled rampages (that we are sure happen) and live, please call the Society for Telling People That Tauren Rogues Do Exist.
Secret Tauren Model Info
Both male and female Tauren models DO have Stealth animations, complete with the transparency effect. However this is probably because of the orb of desception.
