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Burning Legion
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Burning Legion Arrives
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- Human and Orc are having a little PVP.
- Human: I'm winning! I'm winning
- Orc blows away human shield.*
- Human:Waaah!
- Orc: Kek.
- The Burning Legion falls out the sky and starts pwning the background.*
- Human: w00t!
- Orc: Hoog. (w00t in Orcish)
- The Burning Legion pwns the Orc and the Human.*
- Portal People: lololo.
Corrupting the Orcs
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- Kil'jaeden: Here drink this Orcs.
- Orc: What is it?
- Kil'jaeden: It's...gravy that...Mannoroth made.
- Ner'zhul: Well, I'm convinced.
- Gromm Hellscream: I'm in.
- drinks blood*
- Ner'zhul: Why it's....it's.....the best drink I've ever had. Tell the others Gromm!
Torturing Ner'zhul
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- Kil'jaeden: Talk or I delete all your alts!
- Ner'zhul: You wouldn't!
- Kil'jaeden: I'm in your account.
- Ner'zhul: No!
- Kil'jaeden: I'm typing in delete.
- Ner'zhul: Noooooo!
- Ner'zhul attacks Kil'jaeden but trip into a blender.
Archimonde destroys Dalaran
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- Archimonde: (In Eredun) Magic, destroy this city!
- Magic: Do it yourself!
- Archimonde: Oh fine.
- After making sandcastle of Dalaran.
Archimonde: Now, the final reagent...
- Drops dynamite on sandcastle. Explosion tans Archimonde and disconnects outland from draenor.
- Archimonde: Heh heh.
Destruction of Archimonde
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- Archimonde: Now what we need is this tree. It will look nice on the patio.
- Malfurion: Oh no you don't! That's my tree.
- Malfurion blows the horn.
