Dashade "Dash" Ashanten
|Title||<Leader of the Rebellion>|
- Alliance "Rebel" \ Rebellion Leader - The Rebellion
- Gnome Male
/ - Rogue / Subtle Specialty
- Engineer (Goblin)
* Strongly dislikes taking pointless orders. * Is willing to work with the Horde. * Has aided at least one previous Horde member. * Always has a Goblin Engineering nearby, if not on his person. * Formed the Rebellion * Firmly believes the majority of the Alliance have a stick lodged firmly up their ass. * Firmly believes killing for political positions simply removes potentially useful pawns.
Quotes from DashEdit
* "I believe I walked away from the conversation." * "I love it when we have to figure out the physics." * (Sadly and in pain with recharging Goblin Jumper Cables attached) "Aww. Don't do it..."
Quotes about DashEdit
* "I didn't join him for his intellect..." Ivy * "Why did I ever give him that monkey..." Kashade * "You are an ass-HOLE." Unknown * "It's not good for you, man..." Unknown, after watching Dash electrocute himself for fun.
Quotes WITH DashEdit
* (After watching Dashade plummet off the Stonewraught Dam without his parachute cloak) o Kashade: "Are you alright? How did you keep your glasses on?!" o Dashade: "'Cause I get paid to do that. I am a professional."
* (With Kashade, during unknown circumstances in Desolace.) o Kashade: "Hold on." o Dashade: "Whaddaya mean hold on?! The Tauren's not gonna hold on..."
* Has once snorted four springs of Swiftthisle... in one night... * Has had six orgies... in one night. * Both of the previous events occurred in the SAME night. * Once wrecked his Mechanostrider and walked away. * Has at least one friend who's got enough surveillance equipment to make SI:7 blush with penis envy. * Cried after doing  * Has a pet monkey that no one's ever seen. * Loves blow guns and owns at least one. * Was once asked to put his pants on in Stormwind. * Was once asked to put his pants on in SCHOLOMANCE. * Has denied a request to put his pants on, and in return, took damage from a beer bottle. * Loves sneaking into Undercity. * Loves sneaking into Silvermoon City. * Has hijacked a Horde Zeppelin more than once.
(Feel free to add to this list.)
- Aerosmith - Livin' On The Edge
- Akira Yamaoka - Silent Hill theme
- Hoobastank - Did You?
- Saliva - Spy Hunter
- SR-71 - Let It Whip
- Steadman - No Big Deal
- Sting - Desert Rose
- Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime
- The Cure - Burn
- Train - Ordinary
- Twilight Singers - Bonnie Brae
- U2 - Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me
- Wallflowers - Heroes
- White Zombie - More Human Than Human (Meet Bambi In The King's Harem Mix)