From WoWWiki

This article is a player information page The contents herein are entirely player made and in no way represent official World of Warcraft history or occurrences which are accurate for all realms. The characters and events listed are of an independent nature and applied for roleplaying, fictional, speculative, or opinions from a limited playerbase only. Please make sure player character articles are in user namespaces - see the personal articles policy.

This article is fan fiction The contents herein are entirely player made and in no way represent official World of Warcraft lore or history. The characters and events listed are of an independent nature and are applied for roleplaying purposes only.

Contents 1 General Information 1.1 Information Known 2 Quotes 2.1 Quotes from Dash 2.2 Quotes about Dash 2.3 Quotes WITH Dash 2.4 Rumors 2.5 Soundtrack 3 Etc

General Information

- Alliance "Rebel" \ Rebellion Leader - The Rebellion
- Gnome Male
/ - Rogue / Subtle Specialty
- Miner
- Engineer (Goblin)
Guild: The Vigil Ones

Information Known

   * Strongly dislikes taking pointless orders.
   * Is willing to work with the Horde.
   * Has aided at least one previous Horde member.
   * Always has a Goblin Engineering nearby, if not on his person.
   * Formed the Rebellion
   * Firmly believes the majority of the Alliance have a stick lodged firmly up their ass.
   * Firmly believes killing for political positions simply removes potentially useful pawns. 

Quotes

Quotes from Dash

   * "I believe I walked away from the conversation."
   * "I love it when we have to figure out the physics."
   * (Sadly and in pain with recharging Goblin Jumper Cables attached) "Aww. Don't do it..."

Quotes about Dash

   * "I didn't join him for his intellect..." Ivy
   * "Why did I ever give him that monkey..." Kashade
   * "You are an ass-HOLE." Unknown
   * "It's not good for you, man..." Unknown, after watching Dash electrocute himself for fun. 

Quotes WITH Dash

   * (After watching Dashade plummet off the Stonewraught Dam without his parachute cloak)
         o Kashade: "Are you alright? How did you keep your glasses on?!"
         o Dashade: "'Cause I get paid to do that. I am a professional." 

   * (With Kashade, during unknown circumstances in Desolace.)
         o Kashade: "Hold on."
         o Dashade: "Whaddaya mean hold on?! The Tauren's not gonna hold on..." 

Rumors

   * Has once snorted four springs of Swiftthisle... in one night...
   * Has had six orgies... in one night.
   * Both of the previous events occurred in the SAME night.
   * Once wrecked his Mechanostrider and walked away.
   * Has at least one friend who's got enough surveillance equipment to make SI:7 blush with penis envy.
   * Cried after doing  [55] Pamela's Doll
   * Has a pet monkey that no one's ever seen.
   * Loves blow guns and owns at least one.
   * Was once asked to put his pants on in Stormwind.
   * Was once asked to put his pants on in SCHOLOMANCE.
   * Has denied a request to put his pants on, and in return, took damage from a beer bottle.
   * Loves sneaking into Undercity.
   * Loves sneaking into Silvermoon City.
   * Has hijacked a Horde Zeppelin more than once.

Soundtrack

(Feel free to add to this list.)

• Aerosmith - Livin' On The Edge
• Akira Yamaoka - Silent Hill theme
• Hoobastank - Did You?
• Saliva - Spy Hunter
• SR-71 - Let It Whip
• Steadman - No Big Deal
• Sting - Desert Rose
• Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime
• The Cure - Burn
• Train - Ordinary
• Twilight Singers - Bonnie Brae
• U2 - Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me
• Wallflowers - Heroes
• White Zombie - More Human Than Human (Meet Bambi In The King's Harem Mix)

Etc

Do not ask him why he knows it costs 5 0 0  to buy [A Night of Hot Night Elf Lovin']