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Stunkard the Stinky
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Stunkard the Stinky, a dwarf from a special race called the Stink dwarves, lived in Stunkland, where
his father, whose name was never recorded, was the Stink Lord, or Leader. Stunkard the Stinky lived there for
many years, until his father finally lost in the election for Stink Lord, for he had accidentally destroyed
a successful Stink Mine. After the election, there was a was a war, a war against...the Clean Elves. These
elves were horrid, they actually showered and washed their hands! It was terrible, but the Stink Dwarves
fought back! Unfortunatley, the Stink Dwarves stood no chance against the Clean Elven weaponry of soap and
shampoo. Stunkard was the only survivor of the Stink Dwarves.
The travel to Stormwind
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Eventually, Stunkard the Stinky traveled to a rich land called Elwynn Forest, where there was a rich
city called, "Stormwind". Stunkard the Stinky lived there for about ten seconds when he was banished for
being so stinky, farting acid, and killing the very oxygen those humans needed. Stunkard the Stinky
eventually went somewhere and dug a hole, to live there for the rest of his stinky life...
Returning to Stunkland
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But then, a thought came to Stunkard the Stinky, he would travel back to Stunkland to see if the elves
had gone, it had taken him countless years to get to Stormwind, for he was quite slow. When he got back to
Stunkland, he had seen that nothing got better, but worse. The ground was covered in grass, and plants, and
the Stink Mines were all closed, with Stink Dwarf skeletons on the ground, but they were polished and
smelled of a summer breeze. Stunkard the Stinky would not put up with this, so he plotted against the Clean
Elves, and vowed to get his revenge on them!
The Restoration of Stunkland
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Ten years later, when he had convinced the Cave Dwelling Dwarves to help him fight, he went back to
Stunkland with his army. The Cave Dwelling Dwarves lived far down in caves where there was no oxygen, so it
was no worry if Stunkard the Stinky destroyed the oxygen. These dwarves were especially known for their long
beards. When he set up his army, he marched into the Clean Elven fortress. The battle lasted for about ten
minutes, for the elves were horrified of the sight of the dwarves beards, and afraid of the smell of
Stunkard the Stinky's stench. They fled, most of them died. The corpses were used as spoons and forks, after
properly burned and stinked up. This battle was then known as, "The Restoration of Stunkland".
A new species of dwarves
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Stunkard the Stinky was a hero, he eventually got married to a Cave Dwelling Dwarf named Helga the
Heroic, who fought in "The Great Murloc War". They had twenty kids, fifteen boys, and five girls. Today,
there are no pure blooded Stink Dwarves, but there are a new race of dwarves called the Cave Stinkers,
who have the power of Stunkard the Stinky's stink, and the Cave Dwelling Dwarves' beard length. There are
some descendants of Stunkard the Stinky, who rarely use this power for good.