User:Jormungand01/My items

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This article is fan fiction The contents herein are entirely player made and in no way represent official World of Warcraft lore or history. The characters and events listed are of an independent nature and are applied for roleplaying purposes only.

All these are items which do not exist, but were instead thought of by myself and were added just because I felt like it. So please DO NOT try to delete the page, remove items anything of that sort because they aren't real. Adding article type templates or categories is OK though. I'll try to do them myself but there's always the chance I'll miss something.

Kil'jaeden's Gladius Binds when picked up Sword One-Hand Speed 0.8 394 - 2879 Damage (98.7 damage per second) +50 Agility +50 Stamina +100 All resistances Durability 500 / 500 Item Level 100Disenchants into: Not disenchantable Chance on hit: Absorbs up to 3000 damage for 10 seconds. Use: Summons multitudes of demons to fall upon the target and vanquish it utterly. Chance on hit: Causes 3000 Fire damage and 5000 Shadow damage instantly.	Mega-Translator Mk XXVII Binds when picked up TrinketExpression error: Unexpected > operator Item Level 100Disenchants into: [Large Prismatic Shard]: 1 (99.5%) [Void Crystal]: 1 (0.5%) Equip: Allows the user to understand all languages. Use: Lets the user speak in the language of the current target (20 charges).	Small Butter Knife Dagger One-Hand Speed 0.8 1-5 Damage (12 damage per second) Durability 24 / 24 Item Level 1Disenchants into: Not disenchantable Equip: Summons a level ?? elite demonic cow to destroy the nearest target whether friend or foe. If no targets are available it will go into a corner and sulk.	Elixir of RefillingExpression error: Unexpected > operator Requires Level 25 Item Level 1Disenchants into: Not disenchantable Use: For 1 hour the player's health and rage/energy/mana cannot fall below 10%. If it does the player is instantly healed back to full.
Telepathic Transmitter Binds when equipped HeadExpression error: Unexpected > operator Item Level 1Disenchants into: Not disenchantable "Wearing this, one may contact another even if seperated by the whole of Azeroth!"	Contaminated Blade Binds when picked up Sword One-Hand Speed 1.5 140-310 Damage (71.3 damage per second) +30 Agility +15 Intellect Durability 90 / 90 Item Level 78Disenchants into: [Small Prismatic Shard]: 1 (99.5%) [Nexus Crystal]: 1 (0.5%) Chance on hit: Diseases the target, causing them to lose health over time. After 10 minutes or their death they are instantly killed and raised as a zombie.	Spear of Destiny Binds when equipped Polearm Two-Hand Speed 2.10 89 - 732 Damage (86.1 damage per second) (438 feral attack power) Durability 90 / 90 Chance on hit: Causes destiny to re-assert itself over the world. Destiny in this case is whatever you decide. (4 hour cooldown)	Heavy Boulder Mace Two-Hand Speed 6.49 237 - 509 Damage (78.3 damage per second) (329 feral attack power) +30 Strength Durability 900 / 900 Item Level 6Disenchants into: Not disenchantable "OK, so it's a rock. But not just any rock. This masterpiece comes with a number of unique qualities such as... um..."