Once upon a time, in a land not unlike our own, in the primordial bubbling ooze that was life, a creature was born. It cried out for its mommy, but no one was there to attend to its' pitiful whining. The lone creature, was Leilas, master of the Earth and the entire universe. He was forged, not born, and soon-after, the dinosaurs also. However, he was to be alone, the king of the Earth, so Leilas used his Xray vision to melt the dinosaurs down to size.
Two million years later, he lives on, this fine legend of a man; squandering his days posting on the "World of Warcraft" forums, and just flat out being the most famous Cenariute of all time. Leilas rolls alone though, so step in his path, one wrong move, and he will melt your face with his Xray vision. (Or he may just fear kite you).
Leilas is a well known and liked forum troll who started posting approximately a year ago. Since then it has been seen that Leilas lacks that instinct of when to be quiet, and speaks his mind freely.