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| Mistman
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| Title | <The Magnanimous Gnomish Engineering B00mkin of the Kaldorei> |
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Kaldorei (Cenarion Circle) |
| Level | 70 |
| Health | ~10000 |
| Mana | ~9000 |
| Reaction | Alliance Horde |
| Location | Moonrunner Server |
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| Family | Druid |
Mistman is a level 70 balance druid of the Moonrunner server who can be regularly observed beating the #$%^ out of noobs for the furtherment of the goals of the Cenarion Circle, The Lunar Fowl Council, or the Night Elves in general. He is known for being guildmaster of the all-"dr000d" guild, The Lunar Fowl Council, and wears mainly season 2 gladiator crap. Mistman is known to enjoy smashing the wrath of nature into the skulls of his many enemies, including, but not limited to, the Burning Legion, servants of the Old Gods, mages, warlocks, hordes who play battlegrounds, and most factions of blood elves. He holds several valuable artifacts including a picnic basket, Celebras' famous sceptre, a dancing fire whachamacallit in a brazier, a large riding turtle, and the keys to Eldre'Thalas. Mistman not only is adept at all aspects of druidism, but also possesses the uncanny mental acuity required to control or influence the minds of others through one of several processes: the use of his Gnomish Mind Control Cap, putting unnecessary spaces in text and then a heading to make it appear as though someone else is speaking, or, most efficiently, uNrEsIsTaBlY mInD c0nTr0lInG wAvY tExT!!!!!1!!!!11!
Quotes
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"Electric Funeral! Electric Funeral! Electric Funeral!" (while performing Hurricane)