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I am singer, writer, and all-time lorist, Major Rantrek. No kidding.

Elura: "OMG! Are you all right?" Lightsnack: "Of course. Paladins don't die, they just bleed and get pissed off."

"I swear, by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you."

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."

"And that, dear children, is what is known as cannibalism. In fact, it is generally looked down upon by most societies."

"There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, that provides the difficulties."

"Your MySpace is better than his? That's like saying your cancerous tumor is better than his."

Wisdoms

"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."

"To err is human, but to forgive is divine."

"He who encourages contention shall be among the first to fall victim to it."

"We are all humans, and want to be loved; good will toward men is of a mutual benefit."