User:Mr.X8/My Dream WoW

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This article is on how wow would be if I ran it.

A Day In My Dream WoW

Today I got on WoW. I logged onto my lvl ?? High Elf Hunter Brian, and got to work single handidly destroying UC. But before that, I met my friend DimSung the Pandaren Druid/Mage/Healer Priest and he helped me. I used my [Summon Ony Horn] to summon her from Kalimdor to kill all the lower lvled zombie players. Me and DimSung watched then we got to work on those zombie guards w/ the huge swords. I used my ["Call of Illidan"] and watched him slaughter them. I can't say "pwned" because I think all the WoW talk like that is gay and I banned it. After Illidan was at low health since some lvl 70's came to attack them, I logged out and went on my lvl 100 High Elf Death Knight and summoned plague bugs and DoEd their asses till they all died. Then I pulled out my [Sword of Brian] and 1 hitted Sylvanas and Varimathras. Me and DimSung left UC with our [Get the Hell outa UC port device] and ported ourselves to SW. Then DimSung logged off and I killed all the kids in the orphanage, and killed Donna and that little kid that steals her doll. I even have the trophy to prove it, [Head of William] and [Head of Donna]. Thank God I got that over. Then I logged onto my Red Dragon Warrior, Red and killed all the little gnomes in IF. After that I logged back onto Brian (the hunter), and I rode in my [Four Wheels of Fury] to Orgrimmar and killed everyone there. After that using my [Realm switcher thingy], I went onto some RP realms and laughed at the RPers, then killed them all. Then I went back to my realm "Bearsrule US", and hearthed to Silvermoon, which just a week ago, I killed all the Blood Elves and turned it into Silvermoon for High Elves, who just became the new race, along with Pandaren, Ogres, Fel Orcs, and Dragons. I killed some passing by gnomes then logged for the night.

"Hey a Dude Can Dream..."