User:Mr.X8/Nairb Brightstrider
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Nairb and his family havedisowned him for running away, consorting with death knights and warlocks, and having a child out of wedlock. Her name is Sarah and she is being raised by his girlfriend User:Mr.X8/Felara
Chapter 1, Teasure Inc. goes to the Black Temple
One day in around August, a wealthy merchant walks into Treasure Inc.'s base. Merchant-Good Afternoon Gentlemen, is this Treasure Inc.
Paul-Who wants to know?
Merchant= I am looking for a very rare artifact
Nairb-Which is?
Merchant- A skull. Not just any skull... The The Skull of Gul'dan
Fredrick- How much are you offering?
Merchant- 1,000 peices of gold
Paul-I always knew you goblins were cheap, just not that chea
Merchant (cuts in)- Each
Nairb-Sounds fair, its a deal
Merchant-Good, I can arrange for some friends of mine in Area 52 to meet you and brng you into the Temple.
And so, the 5 friends set off for the Dark Portal, to make their way to Area 52, then to Shadowmoon Valley. It tooks 3 days to kill the whole Temple and make their way through to Illidan. And so, after freeing Maive and Akama, they were succussfully able to kill Illidan and locate the Skull. Though, thats not all they took. Malethos took the two Warglaive of Azzinoth and the Cursed Vision of Sargeras. Everyone else took every treasure they could find and carry. Now Malethos rivaled even Nairb two Swords.
Journey to Northrend
And so, months after the merchant went met Treasure Inc. and stole the Skull, another rich person for artifacts.
Man- Treasure Inc. I presume?
Nairb- That is correct
Man- I need a certain artifact
Frederick- What?
Man- Frostmourne and Arthas' old suit of armor
Frederick- Are ya stupid, man? That would be nearly impossible
Nairb-Unless you have enough
Man- I will pay 1,000,000 peices of gold each. And as many treasure as you can hold, from a certain room I know of.
Paul- Well until you pay us, theres no deal.
The Man then summons 7 skeletons each holding an enormous bag.
Tai-Lee- By the Monks of Pandaria
Frederick- Lemme count it
10 minutes later, Frederick counted 7,000,000 peices of gold.
Nairb- It's a deal. We can have it all within a month
Man- Excellent... (He says while smirking)
Frederick- Ok...
So after sailing to Valgarde, stocking up on supplies and finding a guide in Kaskala. The finally reached the Icecrown Citadel. It was empty, very empty. There were a few skeletons, some rats, and tons of bones. Vrykul, human, orc, dragon.
Charles- Thisa, very eerie Frederick- Aye, lets find what we need and leave
So after a few hours of searching and searching, they find the armor and Frostmourne.
Nairb- Now when I was a child, my father warned me against ever touching frostmourne. Put on these lead gloves then dump it in the cart. Oh and were these ear plugs, then you can't hear it whisper.
So they did, and after a few days, headed back to Ratchet.
Man- Do you have what I asked for?
Nairb- Yes sir, just sign on the dotted line here, middle intial hear, mother's maiden name. And now we're good to go.
Man- Ah good
He almost lept to the cart and started putting the armor on. Then he did the unthinkable, he picked up Forstmourne.
Man- Arise my children, now is the time in which we act!
Then all of sudden, people lept from the shadows, skeletons and ghouls lurched out of the ground.
Man- Arise Ner'zhul! I am the new LICH KING!!!!!!!!!
Tai-Lee- who man, whats going on?
Man- I am the NEW LICH KING! Now hold them down, I need sacrifices.
The ghouls lept towards them and tied them together. Then some what appeared to be assassins slipped cloth around their mouths. It was filed with a toxin just strong enough to knock them out. Nairb woke up an hour later
Nairb-Hey, you guys awake. he said whispering
Then he heard soft moans and grunts
Nairb- I can summon my pet, Paul and Kur, can you guys summon your minions. Fred and Chuck, start coming the ropes.
Paul-Yeah I think man
Kurlack grunted
Nairb- NOW!!!
Then everyone sprang to their feet and started attacking
A human said "No do not let them disturb the master's summon" Then they had a battle royale against the scourge. Then they all turned their attention toward "the Man" Boom!!!! A loud cataclysmic boom destroyed Treasure Inc.' base. Man and his minions were dead
Nairb- Burn the bodies, after that, lets start rebuilding
And so a year later, Treasure Inc. was once again, getting treasure.
*END
A New Chapter
Nairb has made emmends with his father and now under the watchful eye of Airiph and Lina, Nairb II and Tai-Lang have sadly left Treasure Inc to the sadness of everyone there and joined the Gnomish Piracy. Nairb knows he'll do fine, well hopes anyway...



