User:Thepiesflyinghigh/The Gender Dispute

This is a silly article.
The content of this article is not part of official Warcraft lore, but has nevertheless become part of the World of Warcraft culture or community.

What they look like in RL

What has commonly spread across many realms is the theory that unless a female player can actually prove that they are a female, they ARE in fact a male. So how exactly do you tell, because asking a guy out can be embarrassing....

Ways to tell!!

• We would like to remind you that these are guidelines and vary on the individuals.

• You can start with asking the player to set up a webcam while playing.
• Unless it is a castrated male, distinguishing voices using ventrilo is an excellent way to tell.
• Ask them to send a picture (Dirty or Clean) to you. If it is a child or it is a male after all, for the love of God, DON'T ASK!!!!
• Ask them out, if they say yes and they are not a jackass who likes screwing with people or a homosexual, it is a girl.
• Spy on them. Espionage never hurts. (Wear some camouflaged gear for a joke).
• See how they talk. If they talk like a total bitch, it is a girl probably. People who talk like sluts are generally sluts or males, they're the tricky ones!
• See if their spouse are playing and ask them.
• See how many times they use LOL in one sentence. Guys use ROFL more.
• They are probably a guy if they have a 360.
• If they eBayed, they are probably a guy.
• People who are WoW fanatics are usually guys.
• Ftw = Guy.
• If they say they are a guy, THEY ARE A GUY!

Ways that won't get you anywhere

• eBay does not help.
• Owning Wrath doesn't distinguish anything
• Don't ask a mate. They will probably not know.
• Don't look their name up on Bebo, there would be 100,000 Jane Smith's online.
• Don't do the above either with Facebook, Twitter, Myspaz and so on.
• Don't throw your computer out the window. Computers don't fly or take a hit like Superman.
• Don't shag your neighbor's sheep. It doesn't have all the world's answers.
• Don't go nuts over the question.
• Don't go emo!!
• Don't lose all faith in your religion. It's WoW that's screwing with you.

Sources

• The servers you play on.
• The Grind explains this aswell.
• I play as one, and have unfortunatly been popped the question, "Will you go out with me? In the game I mean." It's... embarrasing...