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This article is silly. Coming from a source other than the computer games, trading card game, novels, RPG, or manga, its content is not part of official Warcraft lore, but nevertheless has become part of the culture belonging to the World of Warcraft community.

A satirical song about the woes of the non-raiding Warcraft player:

To the tune of Billy Joel's "Piano Man"


Raider Man

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old troll sitting next to me
With bags full of cloth to turn in

He says, son, can you run me through Zul'Gurub
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's big and it's leet and I'd know it complete
If I wore a raider-man's clothes

La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Chorus:

Run us a raid, you're the raider-man
Run us a raid, tonight
Cause we're all in the mood for some epix
And we wish we could find a good fight

Now the alt at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets his own twinks for free
And he's quick with the lore, except for the Core
But that's the place he'd rather be
He says, Zill, I believe this is killing me
As another alt enters its teens
Well I'm sure that I could be the Main Assist
If I could get rid of these greens.

La la la, de de da
La al, de de da da da

Now Shine is a Timbermaw grinder
Who always has "dates" with his wife
And he's talking with Zavi, who's still in the AV
And probably will be for life

And that warlock is trying to sell Fiery
But her customers just want to get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call boredom
But it's better than drinkin' alone

Chorus:

Run us a raid, you're the raider-man
Run us a raid, tonight
Cause we're all in the mood for some epix
And we wish we could find a good fight

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And Blizzard gives me a smile
'Cause they know it's my gear they've been coming to see
To forget about theirs for a while
And my weapon, it flames like a bonfire
And my purple gear dazzles their eyes
And I stand at the bank and equip as main tank
And say, man, what are YOU doin' here?

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