This is a page describing the glorious man Genn Greymane, it's full of truth with no lie! NOT A SINGLE LIE! That story that Blizzard feeds you "the man" uses to keep you down! It doesn't exist here.
Genn Graymane, facts about his acomplishments
- Genn Greymane dual wields Bruce Lee.
- Genn Greymane can kill Chuck Norris by blinking.
- Genn Greymane is so rugged that he can polish stone by facerolling it.
- Genn Greymane can kill two stones with one bird.
- Genn Greymane makes Flame Leviathan explode by coughing on it.
- Sargeras isn't dead, just hiding from Genn Greymane.
- Genn Greymane can tell us why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
- Genn Greymane simply ROCKS into Blackrock.
- Genn Graymane is the most interesting man on Azeroth.
- Genn Greymane is so powerful he uses Ragnoros as his lighter.
- Deathwing is Genn Greymane's non-combat pet.
- Rumour has it that Malfurion Stormrage closed Sargeras' portal into Azeroth. This is a lie taken as fact. Sargeras closed the portal, because when he looked through, Genn Graymane looked back
- Genn Greymane CAN talk about Fight Club.
- Genn Greymane's cruisers CAN resist firepower of that magnitude.
- Genn Greymane soloed all the 25-man heroic raids in half a second.
- Genn Greymane can flick a booger and smash the sun.
- Genn Greymane punched his shadow and it went to hell.
- Genn Greymane killed Barrens Chat.
- Genn Greymane can lick his own elbow.
- Genn Greymane is so godly and badass that he punched his way out of a poorly made fan fiction, and into official canon. He then used his badass legal skills to remind everyone at Blizzard to say they thought of this idea, so Blizzard would not have to pay the original poster any money for using his (at the time) lame idea.
The End... for now
Now we wait as Cataclysm releases and we learn more and more about Sir Badass or Genn Greymane as he is better known as.