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Wtf David Blaine?!?-- Airiph/T/C/B 21:52, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

WAY TO GO KIROCHI, YOU'RE SICK MAN!!!!!!!!!!! (that means awesome for those of you who don't know) Mr.X8 21:55, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

Felkarr. Two Rs in Tuskarr.--SWM2448 02:12, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

And? Who says these are Tuskarr? They're f-e-l-k-a-r  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 00:29, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

I assumed it was a pun. The infobox disagrees and so do you in some places. Was it moved incorrectly?--SWM2448 01:05, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

Seriously, who gives a damn? X8 first referred to them as "Felkarr". Proof. But this not nearly as important as trying to create some fun content for the Felkar.--K ) (talk) 19:30, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
Sorry. So now what?--SWM2448 19:30, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

We let people have some fun.  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 22:23, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

I added info from the discussion. How is it now? I will gladly accept discussed improvements, it is not like I think this is mine.--SWM2448 22:38, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

VERY well done indeed Sandwichman. :)  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 23:06, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

It's fine! I like it. Keep adding more nonsense, we're making it great! =D The Felkarr are bound to kick ass from now on.--K ) (talk) 23:07, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
Yay! :) --SWM2448 23:10, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

Can anyone make a little icon for them. Just take the Tuskarr one, and put the red eredar (and if possible, the yellow eredar eyes) on the tuskarr icon?  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 00:48, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

That table is meant for player characters. Does it fit here? Well, it is all in good fun.--SWM2448 01:04, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

CollapsingEdit

This idea is like VCRs, it's dead!!! Why did this happen, after like what a week, it's ead. Where oh where did we go wrong?  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 22:47, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Memes come and go. It just needs a jumpstart. I think I have an idea.--SWM2448 01:20, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Well, what is it?!  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 22:36, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

It did not work really.--SWM2448 21:39, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

I have reason to believe... Edit

...I have inadvertently assisted in the creation of a monster the likes of which have not been seen since the Tarrasque was first seen in Dungeons & Dragons manuals. --Super Bhaal 07:05, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Is that a bad thing?  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 14:49, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

No, that's a dudical thing. --Super Bhaal 20:19, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Well then, "Welcome to da cult, man" >:)  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 22:22, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Your work and help was invaluable! Can you help more? --SWM2448 22:28, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Current activities Edit

I want to take Lsrei's Tuskarr are known to worship various bucket-like icons and relics, as part of their culture. and make that into a fake questline the tuskarr give (Making it based off the meme). My idea centers around the bucket being the only thing that can stop the felkarr, so the felkarr and the sharks steal it, and the player has to get is back to stop the felkarr. BUT YOU CAN'T STOP THE FELKARR!--SWM2448 01:28, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Make an annoying race like a gnome be the bucket stealer. IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 01:32, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
As the villain race or just a minion?--SWM2448 01:34, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Villain race. We could use another made up race for the minions.  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 01:42, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

The Felkarr are the greatest villains ever... Are you sure you want to shift the focus to gnomes? Does it really need a subpage now?--SWM2448 01:43, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Oh no, no, no, no. I mean it was a gnome that stole the Tuskarr's bucket stone, and they're asking people to get it back.  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 01:49, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

And I tried to make the quest, but it still needs a lot of work.  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 01:50, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

So the bucket was stolen from the felkarr? Why?--SWM2448 01:52, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Because I wrote gnomes hate them and one over-zealous gnome stole it. Now David Blaine sends players to get it from him. I was thinking he could the gnome's name could be, Criss Angel (because ya know, magician vs. magician). Since Criss Angel isn't short or ugly at all, we might change him from a gnome to something else.  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 01:55, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

I wanted the enemy/anti-Blaine of the felkarr to be named Zaoza the Overpowering (His weapon is a breakfast burrito). Why would a gnomish slave be over-zealous? This being from the felkarr POV is fine.--SWM2448 02:03, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

The villain can be name Zaoza the Overpowering sure, I like the burrito thing too. The gnome wasn't a slave, he like all the other gnomes, just hated the felkarr.  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 02:06, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

You wrote that they have gnome slave that make buckets. Where do Felsharks fit in? We need to tie it in!--SWM2448 02:09, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Ok let me think of something...

(story pick up right after they become felkarr) Felkarr kill a small settlement of Tuskarr. See a gnome village. Laugh at gnomes. Gnomes attack them. Felkarr easily destroy the village, keeping the gnomes as slaves and food (much as the orcs did to draenei & ogres). 1 gnome escapes. Tells the gnome's leader. Leader declares war on them. Now they're enemies. David Blaine goes out to once again try to hold his breath for 8 minutes, he sees a shark who says they're fed up getting attacked all the time. They ally with each other. The Felkarr find an island off Northrend. Bucket Stone created. Felkarr force gnome slaves to make lesser ones to guard their island. Zazao finds out about this and steals it in the night while the Felkarr hold their nightly gnome feasts. David Blaine finds out. Offers a reward (the quest) to all non gnomes willing to help get it back. (That's all I though of)  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 02:14, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Super Bhaal wrote that Bucketstones keep the legion out. I like the gnome abuse angle. The shark in the pic wants to get the bucket back.--SWM2448 02:20, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

The sharks can aide the players, acting as underwater mounts and/or just fighting help. Maybe since Bhaal wrote they keep the Legion out, they turned on them to get more power?  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 02:25, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Ok, the sharks are covered mostly. You are making the felkarr seem wussy by asking for help an rejecting the Legion (He can fish!). Are you sure?--SWM2448 02:28, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
Hell No!, let's man these muthers up... IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 02:30, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
Long live the cult! Am I being too difficult?--SWM2448 02:32, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

No. Each person has a job. My job is for me to think of ideas, yours is to fine-tune it.  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 02:35, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

This cult needs a hierarchy. --Super Bhaal 02:47, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
Really? That is my job? Wikis do not need a hierarchy. You did write most of it SB. Let us get back on topic. The Felkarr questline has buckets, felsharks, and gnomes.--SWM2448 03:13, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

I agree. But what next?  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 03:20, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

We agree on something?--SWM2448 21:22, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Well I agree on Zaozao the Overpowering and his might beakfast burrito. We all agree on the sharks, do you agree on the quest Mr.X8/Quest:Get Mah Bucket Stone Bak!!!?  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 21:38, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

It needs to "go somewhere".--SWM2448 21:41, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

What about them getting a new island, getting into a gnome war, having the stone stolen, etc.?  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 21:44, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Is the bucket being stolen from the Tuskarr or the Felkarr??? The gnomes hate the felkarr, but what about the tuskarr? Do gnomes and tuskarr hate each other, or is there an alliance? I want the tuskarr in here. Where did the island thing come from?--SWM2448 21:49, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Well since they (the felkarr) are evil, mutated felkarr, I would say we should have an alliance between the gnomes and tuskarr (and Zaozao).  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 21:56, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

How about the felkarr and BL steal the bucket (not bucketstone) from the tuskarr and gnomes.--SWM2448 22:20, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

I see where you're going, maybe I add to it. TheFelkarr were very jealous of the Tuskarr's bucketstones. So they kidnapped gnome mages and warlocks to use their magic to create one for themselves. All they could create were lesser bucketstones. They grew tired of the tuskarr possessing it, so they stole for themselves. When the gnomes found out their own kind was used for evil purposes as slaves, they sent an army to aide the tuskarr since David Blaine ate his own head (just like in Southpark) to distract the tuskarr, while his minions stole it. Good ol' Kiljaeden told him to try to hold his breath for 8 minutes AGAIN (like in RL), where he met the shark king who was a fan. Together they became allies and the Felkarr/Shark/Gnome/Tuskarr was began.  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 22:24, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Where was I going? The main problem here is who has mah bukket? Where did it come from where did it go? Bucketstones are like the high elven runestones (anti demon sheild that got knocked over). Is this the same bucket?--SWM2448 22:30, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Let me add a story line...

The race destined to become felkarr are carrying about their cheer ful lives when Kiljaeden appears in a rain of fire.

"Tuskarr!!!" He yells. "If you will serve me, I will give you this..." At this Free Willy appears in between his arms. At this, some hippes rush over and start chanting "FREE WILLEY, FREE WILLEY" over and over. Kil piles drives Willey into the ground and burns the hippes into a crisp. The curious tuskarr go towards the giant whale, and start making use of it. At this Kiljaeden offers them drinks to "wash down all that blubber". The accept and it was Mannoroths blood. At this they start to change into the felkarr. Soon they leave their little plot of land to a hidden island in the west. There they come upon Kaskala where the Bucket Stone is being held. They see it and go towards. The reeped out tuskarr banish them from all tuskarr lands. They go into a fit of brooding rage and storm off. They go to the island and build their insidious settlement. They recently had captured some gnome magic users as slaves to create a bucket stone. They weren't powerful enough, they could only create lesser bucketstones. Some months later, the Felkarr feel a yearning for magic. Kil informs them to sate this addiction, take the bucket stone. So dsguised as tuskarr, David and some felkarr infiltrators go to Kaskala. David announces to the whole city to watch as he eats his own head. Stunned, the whole city gathers to meet him in the square, where the infiltrators open a portal and chuck the Stone into it. At this, David does the trick, then flees into another portal back to his island. When the Tuskarr go back to what they were doing, they notice the stone was missing, and all the gnomes kidnapped (for the felkarr's celebration feast). They tell Mekkathorque what's happened, and he sends an army to meet the tuskarr to look for the felkarr. In the end, they find the island, and the felkarr flee. Kil informs Dave and he tells him to once again try to hold his breath for 8 minutes again. Dave meets the shark king who's a fan ofhis, and they become allies. The flkarr/shark army meets the gnome/tuskarr on a battlefield.

Haven't found a way to tie in Zao yet. sorry  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 22:37, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

I think we should remove the thing about it being like a runestone.  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 22:38, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

That was part of the first thread that spawned the felkarr cult. There is also a vague mention of a stolen bucket that is not a bucketstone, there can be two types.--SWM2448 22:40, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Image Edit

Sandwichman, do you think we could use the tuskarr screenshots from Blizz Con and have someone photo shop the red eredar or red dragon skin on them?  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 03:06, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

I am not good at photoshopping, but if someone wants to they can. --SWM2448 00:21, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Insulting Edit

Make an annoying race like a gnome be the bucket stealerI take that as an insult! Airiph/T/C/B 02:55, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Then you called us ugly?!>=( Airiph/T/C/B 03:07, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

When did any of us say that?  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 03:13, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Because I wrote gnomes hate them and one over-zealous gnome stole it. Now David Blaine sends players to get it from him. I was thinking he could the gnome's name could be, Criss Angel (because ya know, magician vs. magician). Since Criss Angel isn't short or ugly at all, we might change him from a gnome to something else and Make an annoying race like a gnome be the bucket stealer. Airiph/T/C/B 03:15, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Why do you keep saying we? Gnomes aren't real and you're not one. I like HEs and play as an NE, but I don't get mad and saw "we" when people say they're ugly, or annoying. You have to admit, they're voices are annoying, and they look like chihuahuas with those big ears and huge eyes.  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 03:24, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

The reason I kept saying we is because I quoted it directly from you,secondly,I only act like that here because of the enviroment, Airiph/T/C/B 03:29, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

And I have the famouse SENCE OF HUMAR Airiph/T/C/B 03:30, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

No, I'm talking about all the other times you say "we or "we gnomes", or "the gnomish race" also. And out of the hundreds of people I've met here, you're the only person to act like that. No offense Air, but I hope to God when you spell "humor" as "humar", and "hola" as "olah", you;re just spelling like that for comedic affect.  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 03:32, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

No thats just because Im to Lazy to spend my time figuring out the correct way.Also,I dont do the Gnome thing in real life,only here and WoW Airiph/T/C/B 03:35, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Well then, it seems I have to man up and apologize to everyone here. Well, I'm sorry.  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 01:51, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

You don't like the weapon's article? Edit

The title is self-explanitory  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 02:10, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

When did I say that?--SWM2448 02:30, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

You never did, you deleted it.  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 02:34, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Are you sure?--SWM2448 02:39, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Well when you put an addition to the spells section, my weapons section dissapeared. Maybe there was an edit conflict I didn't notice and I didn't press save again? If that's true, then I'm sorry. Oh and what do you think of that pic on the saga's talk page?  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 02:45, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

You mean this page? The pic is of a tuskarr.--SWM2448 02:47, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Yes. And could we use it for our page?  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 02:50, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

You may if you cite the true author, and it fits in context with things.--SWM2448 02:55, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Well it's fake since it's not from the WMV. But besides that, are there any other rules to post it?  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 03:01, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Credit who made it.--SWM2448 17:04, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Ok. Put it looks too cute to pass as a flekarr.  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 17:05, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

History RewriteEdit

I had completely forgotten why we said the felkarr mutated so I wrote David Blaine saved a scarlet magician who was killed by Kil'jaedan who assumed his form to get close to David and teach how to be a warlock and necromancer and servant to the Legion and uses him as a puppet to bring a loyal gathering of tuskarr to meet Kil and then drink Mannoroth's blood t become the felkarr. Can I add this to how they became felkarr?  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 01:34, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

What I had ( with METZENACTIVE CONTINUITY jsut added today ) was that Kil'jaeden found his way past the mystical, primordial Bucketstones erected long before the high elven Runestones ( the tuskarr took them down for maintenance ), said, "hey, why didn't I see these guys before?", introduced hismelf to one tribe/clan, and caught a whale with his magic. The tribe of tuskarr were impressed by this feat and since they judge others by their ability to fish ( like how we in the south judge people by how cool and mud-caked their trucks are ) they decided, "hey, he's not so bad a guy! Sure there's the trail of rotted, soggy earth that forms behind him and then there are those scary green flames, but he's a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything".
They held a party for their new, scary-looking friend and Kil'jaeden, still under the guise of a cool guy, brought the drinks. Little did the innocent tribe/clan ( let's call them the Brimleys, and let's just assume tuskarr communities work like Scottish clans as depicted on Highlander: The Series ) know, the drinks weren't green Kool-Aid at all, but were in fact the Blood of Mannoroth, kept in a cooler ever since Grom Hellscream asked for more for a later date before leaving Draenor to vivisect human children and take suspicious interests in younger orcs with names inspired by comic books.
Like I said, I just added a lot of this in. No way am I going to write something as vague as those history books you find lying around outhouses and chapels in Azeroth. --Super Bhaal 04:52, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
Super Bhaal, your lulztastic will be done. Down with felkarr retcons! (This is not ass-kissing) --SWM2448 17:27, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

Then we need to rewrite David Blaine's article. Oh and Kirochi, what was the name of the Frenchman that kicked David Blaine's ass?  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 18:18, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

Zaoza his name was. You'll find him easily by googling "blaine zaoza koreus".--K ) (talk) 22:27, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
How much would you mind rewritten?--SWM2448 01:32, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Eh Koreus, he's Greek! Everybody wins now! I don't care, as long as we can keep the Saga of the Bucket mainly unchanged. Oh K, can I just ask you, what does your name mean in French?  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 01:34, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

It is the same in both mostly. The numbers are said different...--SWM2448 01:36, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Now what about the Bucket/Stone & Lesser bucket/Lesser bucketstone probem, should we handle it like the felkarr/felkar problem and use it's most popular/first name?  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 01:40, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Now the R was just me giving too much damn. The stone thing is a matter of what is what. There are three things: a sacred object, a runestone thing, a copy of the sacred object (That can be changed). I see it as Bucket, bucketstone or tuskstone, and lesser Bucket. How much do you want it a stone?--SWM2448 01:46, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

I originally thought after all the tuskarr there wasonly 1 Bucketstone and the Felkarr wanted it. When it was a Cold War of sorts, they tried to create their own since they hadn't tried to steal it yet. Thus lesser bucketstones came around (lesser bucketstones have no capital letters, the Bucketstone does). Then I variated on saying the Scourge got a hold on some and they created corrupted lesser bucketstones. The way I see it as

  • Bucketstone-Sunwell
  • Lesser Bucketstone-Moonwell, runestone
  • Lesser Bucketstone-Corrupted Moonwell, necromantic summoning device.

 IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 01:57, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Moonwell?--SWM2448 02:00, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

The things the NEs have. I might mean Moon Well though.  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 02:01, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

How is it like one?--SWM2448 02:27, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Moonwells aren't as powerful as the Sunwell.  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 02:28, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

...No, they are not. I do not see where you are going.--SWM2448 16:33, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Lesser bucketstones aren't as powerful as the one bucketstone.  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 00:05, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

Ok... How does that change the story?--SWM2448 01:16, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

You asked what each object is like. That's why I intended each object was like.  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 02:06, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

What is the problem?--SWM2448 20:59, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Oh sorry, I thought you were asking what each object was like.  IconSmall HighElf Male Mr.X8 Talk Contribs 21:49, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

So the problem is...--SWM2448 21:55, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

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