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Kirkburn  talk  contr 18:34, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Kirkburn  talk  contr

There once was an orc in Storm Peaks
He caused many elves warm leaks
One day a gnome
Read from his tome
Now the orc moos when he speak


Sirmurloc (talk) 21:19, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Sirmurloc (talk)

I would like to be a gnome
on my elicopter I would roam
inventing some mechanical stuff
I'd teleport to Thunder Bluff...
guessing how to come back home!


Goolash14 (talk) 22:47, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Goolash14 (talk)

There once was an Orc boy named Thrall,
And as a child he never did crawl.
All ended up fine,
He just had a weird spine.
But still became war chief, after all.


Aidan Godhammer (talk) 23:41, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Aidan Godhammer (talk)

There once was an elf from Stormwind
Who was trying to find some of his kin.
With the help from a mage
And a little bit of blade
And everyone looked like him.


Monkey356 (talk) 02:32, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Monkey356 (talk)

Stormwind once had a king
That made everybody sing
But now music is dead
And the king has no head
Now the prince is wearing his bling


Zeruel104 (talk) 07:22, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Zeruel104 (talk)

Oh my god, What the f***?!
You lamers Nerfed all my stuff!
Now I can't hit
Won't mention my crit
Now I'm just S*** out of luck!


Maui sig 10:51, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Maui sig

Enraging /2 is my goal;
But I promise it's not personal.
I scream and I shout
And you foam at the mouth:
But dude, I'm an L80 troll.


Kelthador (talk) 13:37, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Kelthador (talk)

There once was a man of the Horde
Who aspired to be a great lord
He travelled to Rage
Got killed by a Mage
So Thrall smacked his face with an oar


Spider789 (talk) 13:37, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Spider789 (talk)

There once a tauren from Dalaran
Who shook the ground as he ran
But he tripped on a Gnome
Slammed into a tome
now he just walks when he can


LoganZezima (talk) 13:59, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LoganZezima (talk)

There once upon a time an Elf,
Who only cared about himself.
This Elf, himself was very vain,
Who thought himself fit to reign.
But off a cliff, he one day fell.


LoganZezima (talk) 14:08, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LoganZezima (talk)

Look! Look! Over there!
There's a Tauren with no hair!
Let's ask him why,
I bet he'll cry!
Now isn't that just very rare!


LoganZezima (talk) 14:14, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LoganZezima (talk)

I'm going to beat you with my staff,
So I don't have to take your crap!
You're very rude,
And somewhat crude.
Now be prepared to feel my wrath!


Zeruel104 (talk) 15:07, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Zeruel104 (talk)

Now Blizz released a new patch,
That turned all my gear into trash
For the new mount I'm stoked
It's just too bad I'm broke
So now I just farm Deadwind Pass...


LoganZezima (talk) 15:39, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LoganZezima (talk)

While sadly walking down the road,
I looked across and saw a toad!
I hoped to see it wear a crown,
Then my frown turned upside down,
When it hopped along and said hello!


Goolash14 (talk) 15:46, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Goolash14 (talk)

There was a mage student named Pixen
Who tried Polymorphing a chicken
Upon being goaded,
The new sheep exploded
Now Pixen warns others 'bout clickin'.


LoganZezima (talk) 17:23, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LoganZezima (talk)

The other day I saw a spider,
And by no means was it a fighter!
It kicked its legs, and snapped its teeth,
But none of that even bothered me!
If fighting is its dayjob, then it should just retire.


Illidan Limerick

Italic text'A limerick by Woohooed (Ed Samson)

I heard of a demon named Illidan Stormrage
A raid tried to kill him, but they got locked in a cage
Druids used AoE
The tank had to pee
And who ported out? It was the mage!


LoganZezima (talk) 18:24, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LoganZezima (talk)

In the tavern I saw a Gnome,
Whose name I knew I should have known.
He had a staff as big as I,
Don't mess with him or make him cry,
Because he won't let you call home!


LoganZezima (talk) 18:36, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LoganZezima (talk)

The other day I saw a Tauren,
He had an accent, so he was foreign.
His horns were long,
But theres something wrong.
It turns out that he only had one!


Omacron (talk) 18:59, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Omacron (talk) 18:59, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

There once was a man named Baggins
Who was subject to much of our naggin'
Of hobbits and pixies and a man eating tree
Contained in a grimoire known as "appendix three"
But we finally convinced it to go packin'.


Omacron (talk) 19:02, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Omacron (talk)

He tried to make us scared
By shouting "you are not prepared"
But the encounter was a bore
And it went against the lore
And no piece of his loot was spared.


LoganZezima (talk) 19:11, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LoganZezima (talk)

They laugh at me when I go by,
But I smile wide and look at the sky.
They say I'm a dork,
For being an Orc.
Still, I pass silently by.


Omacron (talk) 19:18, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Omacron (talk) with help from Lon-ami

Insane, they said, he went
Due to a personality derailment
Tempest Keep we did attack
To him, "merely a setback!"
And to Magister's Terrace we were sent.


Omacron (talk) 19:30, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Omacron (talk)

To assault the base of Zzeraku's captor
The mighty mage summoned an army of raptors!
So our heroes made their way through
Thanks to the help of their Mary Sue
As you can see, Knaak is quite the literateur.


Omacron (talk) 19:39, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Omacron (talk)

A strawman once said
"I wish all elves were dead!"
He went by the name of Garithos
Not as skilled with the blade as Jubei'Thos
But Varimathras came for his head.


Ocarina 21 (talk) 19:39, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Ocarina 21 (talk)

There once was a Death Knight named Arthas
That could be considered quite heartless
He sits on the throne
With the scourge he does pwn
Though their strategies tend to be artless


Omacron (talk) 19:45, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Omacron (talk)

Blizzard does things to make us lore nerds very sad.
Like, how the Eredar weren't always bad?
Gilneas isn't even on their map
Jarod Shadowsong is one big lore-gap
As you can see, we have reason to be mad.


Omacron (talk) 19:48, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Omacron (talk) with help from Lon-ami

Argent Tournament, such a location
For the Lich King, no doubt a provocation
You'd think they would acknowledge the peril
Of being in the shadow of the King's Citadel
Yet none of this gets even a mention?


Ocarina 21 (talk) 19:50, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Ocarina 21 (talk)

Oh Stormwind's King Varian Wrynn
Must deal with issues within
On top of it all
The battle with Thrall
It's enough for to make your head spin


Mckaysalisbury (talk) 19:50, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Mckaysalisbury (talk)

To go to BlizzCon in the fall
I'd do anything at all:
I'd brave all the fans,
And TSA's "plans"
To get a Bubble Hearth ball[1]!


Ocarina 21 (talk) 20:00, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Ocarina 21 (talk)

The Thalassian prince Kael'thas Sunstrider
Was defeated by Shattered Sun outriders
He fought for the legion
A'burnin' and siegin'
But lost to the Aldor and Scryers


Omacron (talk) 20:04, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Omacron (talk)

To the untrained eye, Garrosh may seem
Like he doesn't know the meaning of "team"
The Alliance thinks he's a fool
To the players, rather, a tool
But he's really just a cog in Blizz's machine.


Omacron (talk) 20:10, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Omacron (talk)

Zul'Jin was an old troll
Whose respect and loot we stole
He lost his eye
His arm went bye-bye
And all of this was Budd Nedreck's goal.


Omacron (talk) 20:15, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Omacron (talk)

"Young adventurer, bring me the kidney of a boar!"
And so the porcine bodies pile up, more and more
You'd think each one would have an organ
You've killed enough to fill a morgen!
Man, questing can make you snore.


Goolash14 (talk) 20:15, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Goolash14 (talk)

There was once a librarian named Schnook
Who had wanted a very rare book
So I searched the world 'round
(Even fought a felhound)
But all I got was some silver, that crook!


Narlor81 (talk) 20:47, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Narlor81 (talk)

On the shore, for pearls I did prowl,
When I heard a most horrible howl.
I saw a small slimy creature,
It's teeth a frightening feature,
Leap right at me yelling "RWLRWLRWLRWL!"


LordMyke Limerick 1

A limerick by LordMyke

Deep in wilderness high,
the king of Dire Maul resides.
In an earlier day,
no elf would bey:
"Raaa! Me smash you die!"


LordMyke (talk) 22:50, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LordMyke (talk)

A tale retold everlaster.
Ten and two orcs ride ever faster.
Down in Westfall,
Imagine the gall!
Those jerks have killed the Flight Master!


LordMyke (talk) 23:00, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LordMyke (talk)

Far in the valley of Alterac.
A stealthy troll crept upon my back.
Gave him a scare
with a hunter's flare.
Ha! They'll never get this tower back!


LordMyke (talk) 23:17, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LordMyke (talk)

Sholazar, the Basin, in solo company.
Farming ore for cash might as well be breathing to me.
WHAT!? No! Nein!
That node was mine!
You are so lucky this server's not PVP...


Gustav (talk) 03:13, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Gustav (talk)

A druid I spied on her seat
Quickly she lept to her feet
She turned into a lion
And I started cryin
Before I was turned to minced meat


Gustav (talk) 03:13, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Gustav (talk)

A druid I spied on her seat.
Quickly she lept to her feet.
She turned into a lion,
And I started cryin,
Before i was turned to minced meat.


Sendren

A limerick by Sendren

In Stormwind there lived a young Mage
Who wished to learn every spell on the page
He learned Fire Blast
Which is instantly cast
And when used on one class causes rage


Vypermajik (talk) 14:20, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Vypermajik (talk)

There was once a young Barbarian who was a n00b,
Who always got picked on for being such a boob.
But his luck would change when he found a treasure one day.
And Decard Cain flew in from Tristram just to say:
Who exclaimed, "You have quite a treasure in that Horadric Cube!"


LoganZezima (talk) 14:46, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LoganZezima (talk)

I go to the door and reach for the lock.
I'm too small, so I look for a rock.
All of this pain, just to open a door,
Almost there, just a little bit more!
Too bad I can't, because I'm a Murloc!


Tequima (talk) 18:16, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Tequima (talk)

There once was a gnome, name of Whizzban
Whose mek-chopper made a song as it ran
But he mistook his hammer
For his trusty old spanner
Now his transport's as flat as a pan!


Gustav (talk) 18:41, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Gustav (talk)

Belfs I've come to despise.
With green fel magical eyes,
The think they're so pretty,
I say "no, not one bitty,"
For orcs are the only true prize.


Gustav (talk) 18:46, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Gustav (talk)

A gnome chef of moderate size,
Suggested the Stormwind Surprise.
Imagine my shock,
When he served me murloc,
Complete with large bulbous eyes.


Shishire Maiga (talk) 21:12, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Shishire Maiga (talk)

I once walked to the edge of the sea
And I died as I stared out in glee
Fatigue is a pain,
When the bar fully drains
You'll find that your spirit is free.


LordMyke (talk) 21:20, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LordMyke (talk)

Nagrand general "Looking for Group!"
"Need healer and tank!" would endlessly loop.
A Bloody Ring gauntlet,
As the ogre taunted:
"Me champion! Dat was poop!"


LordMyke (talk) 21:24, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LordMyke (talk)

I've got him. I know it. The hunt was long and hard.
Three mages, two locks, now that rogue's at 30 yards.
Over hills. Deep in snow.
Whatsa... where'd he go!?
"You have died. Release to the nearest graveyard?"


LordMyke (talk) 21:29, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LordMyke (talk)

Ironforge, that mountain base!
In Ironforge! King Magni's face,
Glares and Glowers,
Sulks and Sours.
O Ironforge, sweet ale's grace!


Cassavant (talk) 21:44, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Cassavant (talk)

There once was a Rogue who was a hoot
Who knew how to give the boot
To the blackhearted Blacksail Buccaneers.
Thus winning Booty Bay’s bounteous cheers
But she really didn’t pull in that much Loot!


Limerick

A limerick by Harmmonic (talk)

For raiding the Resto is so in,
And Feral can kick butt in Basin.
But cats are too hairy,
And trees really aren't scary,
I think I would rather play Boomkin!


Gustav (talk) 22:42, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Gustav (talk)

A tauren I met on this day,
Flirted while passing my way.
I did not mean to be rude,
But proclaimed, "IRL IM A DUDE,"
So swiftly he scurried away.


Acinastus (talk) 00:02, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Acinastus

There once was an orc named Thrall
Who's friends never thought he would have it all
He then conquered half of Azeroth
And to his friends that pissed him off
He crushed their houses and built the Orgrimmar mini-mall


Acinastus (talk) 00:19, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Acinastus

There once was a hunter named Biff
Who had a warlock brother named Jiff
They one day decided to duel
Jiff used fear and Biff screamed "No, you fool!"
And Jiff feared his brother off a cliff


Sarrah (talk) 00:34, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Sarrah (talk)

Abandon which? I started to mull.
My hair I just wanted to pull.
The message was clear,
And much to my fear,
The words read, Your quest log is full!


Sarrah (talk) 00:38, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Sarrah (talk)

A hand I held fast on my sword hilt,
Ready to mess up that Blacksilt.
A turn in my luck,
Then thick in murlocs,
So my blood was that which was spilt.


Sarrah (talk) 00:40, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Sarrah (talk)

There once was a pale Night Elf named Ned
Who turned into a wisp when dead.
This state he loved much,
Being glowy and such,
No body that had to be fed.


Lil'Timmeh (talk) 01:22, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Lil'Timmeh (talk)

There once was a rogue from Darnassus
Who needed a strong pair of glasses
Asked how he knew why
He gave this reply
"I keep stabbing fronts, and not asses!"


Jeffrolle (talk) 04:56, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Jeffrolle (talk)

Why do they nerf the warlock?
every patch there comes a great shock
they promise us a buff
Like some power and stuff
then all we get is a rock


Killacrusada (talk) 05:00, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Killacrusada (talk)

Once upon a time was a raider,
who was always quiet, attempting no sins.
Whilst the guild was assorting
and mathematicians consorting
there was a cry for "LEROYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSS!!!"


Zuelu 11:50, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Zuelu

Finding the Cow Level is such a joy,
Then I realized it was all a well planned ploy,
Playin' Diablo is not my thing,
cuz on Battle.Net, high goes my ping,
So come on Blizzard, give us the Cow Level, don't play coy.


IrisLilium (talk) 14:23, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by IrisLilium (talk)

I wonder where I went wrong
The journey may have been too long
I fell in defeat
at the Lich Kings feet
and now I sing the spirits song


Corrupteddusty (talk) 15:37, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Corrupteddusty (talk)

There once was a Highlord named Taelan
He realized the Crusade was failin
He jumped to his feet
And ran in retreat
But Isillien wasn't keen on his bailin


Nast (talk) 15:41, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Nast (talk)

Your mother has threatened to join Horde,
You are now AFK: Away from keyboard
You are no longer AFK
But while you were away
Mom'orc tea-bagged your corpse and RAWRed!


Corrupteddusty (talk) 15:46, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Corrupteddusty (talk)

There once was a Tauren from Nantucket
Her udder was so long she could suck it
She was so full of glee
She fell to her knees
And she now drinks milk by the bucket


Corrupteddusty~

Corrupteddusty (talk) 16:01, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Corrupteddusty (talk)

Theres a Blood Elf in Silvermoon City
No horde will play him; hes too pretty
My 12 year old brother created an account
He loved the Goku hair and Chicken mount
More 12 year olds playing horde, what a pity!

Corrupteddusty

Corrupteddusty (talk) 16:28, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Corrupteddusty (talk)

Mephisto sat as he brew
This day he would soon rue
I knew he was rich!
Thanks to the moat glitch
I didn't have to hear My brothers have escaped you.


corrupteddusty

CPerkins92 16:38, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by CPerkins92

There once was a Zerg from the Tuskegee
Who wished he could be filled with glee
So him and his brothers
Rushed from their mothers
Loudly screaming "KEKEKE!"

CPerkins92 16:46, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

CPerkins92 16:47, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by CPerkins92

In Dead Mines VanCleef had stood,
He wore a mask but no hood.
“Lapdog!” he screamed,
As he was creamed,
Wishing that he had been good.


CPerkins92 16:56, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by CPerkins92

Reigning from frigid Dragonblight
Kel'Thuzad shook his fist with might.
When asked of the Kirin Tor,
He said they were no more,
They forced him to raid late at night.


WCrispy (talk) 22:13, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by WCrispy (talk)

One time I angered a druid.
I suppose I did not mean to do it.
When it came down to HoTs,
the healer forgot,
so my corpse lies here now leaking fluid.


WCrispy (talk) 22:16, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by WCrispy (talk)

Mages are frozen with fire,
though sometimes arcane can transpire,
to pyro with PoM,
for dropping the bomb,
while wearing their bathrobe attire.


WCrispy (talk) 22:17, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by WCrispy (talk)

Warlocks are never alone,
constructing their lifemates from bone.
One comes with a whip,
don't antagonize it,
or you may find yourself hearthing home.


WCrispy (talk) 22:19, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by WCrispy (talk)

A hunter I knew filled with greed,
was constantly clicking on 'Need.'
The junk was all sold,
for nothing but gold.
He said it was all spent on meade.


WCrispy (talk) 22:23, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by WCrispy (talk)

One time I sold some enchants.
The price? It was fair, just a dance.
When all truth be told,
more priceless than gold,
the procs all come from sharted pants.


WCrispy (talk) 22:25, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by WCrispy (talk)

Deathknights are too commonplace,
all taking up most of the space,
that should otherwise,
go to girls (and guys),
rolling priests with which to melt your face.


Corrupteddusty (talk) 00:02, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Corrupteddusty (talk)

Under da banner of Lordaeron
Dey run da greatest con
Undead dey slay
Ta keep em' at bay
Da Crusades crazy mon!


Trilless (talk) 00:08, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Trilless (talk)

Plate can be made into a dress?
Confusion, I must confess
That was my state
Seeing Paladin Tier Eight
I'll wear it, but under duress


Corrupteddusty (talk) 00:09, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Corrupteddusty (talk)

Wielding my magic wrench
Escaping Gnomeregan was a cinch
I wanna go home!
I'm just a little gnome!
But those Troggs have a powerful stench.


Trilless (talk) 00:44, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Trilless (talk)

Dear PUG leader I must say,
I'm having a pretty bad day.
The dog just caught fire.
Don't call me a liar!
I'm sorry, I just can not stay.


IrisLilium (talk) 00:55, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by IrisLilium (talk)

I fight all with the greatest of ease
At my skill level no one would sneeze
So I think I've the right
When I'm facing this wight
To clear my throat and mutter, "Lich, please."


CPerkins92 03:50, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by CPerkins92 03:50, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Three elties in Hellfire patrol,
Their aggro I seem to pull.
I start with Plauge Strike,
Avoid a lag spike,
and proceed with an über faceroll.


CPerkins92 04:00, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by CPerkins92 04:00, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Fifty DKP minus was the threat,
one that they would never forget.
They threw up "MORE DOTS!",
In all the right spots,
But in the the end they had to reset.


Jdc214 (talk) 06:04, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Jdc214 (talk)

3 Tauren were playing punt the gnomes
He went so far that now he just roams
While roaming he found an injured Murloc
So he tortured it slowly, because he is a warlock
Now he walks slowly toward his family's homes


A limerick by Arsyk (talk)

There once was a beast named Yogg-Saron
Who was somehow related to Baron
One day he fell
And rang a bell
Now Rivendare is related to Darren


Nighteyes019 (talk) 08:32, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Nighteyes019 (talk)

Once Arthas called Uther a noob
Since then Uther dislikes soup
Arthas then said HI
Then uther became a fry
Now ppl think soup is good


Uhluhtc (talk) 12:36, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Uhluhtc (talk)

There once was a young player on WoW
Who's toons name was wrong somehow
Though he did protest
It was only a jest
He now runs, Anonymous Cow


Doodle. (talk) 13:53, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Doodle (Not from any US server but decided to join the fun!)

There once was a prince from Lordaeron,
Who thought Jaina was the bomb.
He found a new sword,
Which Jaina abhorred,
Now he's just a dateless orphan.


Darkfuj (talk) 14:31, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Darkfuj (talk)

There once was a young paladin,
He was scared of onyxia's grin.
He was struck by some doubt,
So he bubble-hearth'd out;
No more guild or phat lewts for him!


Darkfuj (talk) 14:32, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Darkfuj (talk)

There once was a young paladin,
He was scared of onyxia's grin.
He was struck by some doubt,
So he bubble-hearth'd out;
No more guild or phat lewts for him!


Rivethart (talk) 18:43, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Rivethart (talk)

There once was an Orc named Thrall.
Who was trapped by thick human walls.
But through the Caverns of Time
Came those with a spine
And they freed him once and for all.


FailedLx (talk) 19:00, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by FailedLx

There once lived a Night Elf named Nill
Who had a dearly beloved, so ill
So he rode to Dalaran
To find a Mage Man
Who could give him an all curing pill


Crimnor (talk) 21:29, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Crimnor (talk)

There once was a human from Ireland
Who seemingly did not understand
He made a limerick
Now he's going to be sick
'cause to me these tickets are contraband


Trilless (talk) 22:45, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Trilless (talk)

Dear Fellow Members of Trade
I hope you can come to my aid
Rouges with lockboxes
Thar, Wut, and Pl0xes
If I stay, my mind will degrade.


Tales23 (talk) 22:58, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Tales

There once was a elf from Nantucket
Who traveled all the way to Ratchet
As he looked at the land,
and stared at the sea
he asked where the hell is this Ratchet.


Trilless (talk) 23:24, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Trilless (talk)

The hunter is seeking a pet
Wondering What kind to get
A raptor or bat
A wolf or a cat
Together a powerful duet!


WCrispy (talk) 00:46, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by WCrispy (talk)

Proficiently using a spanner
in all but the easiest manner
could be construed heaven,
to most men and women,
who work under Gnomeregan's banner.


A Rogue's Lament

A limerick by Dmaje (talk)

A mage was here fishing today,
Oblivious that she was my prey.
I planned her demise
Then my feet were in ice
And her Dragon's Breath blew me away.


Not Much Choice After All

A limerick by Dmaje (talk)

The guild leader called for a raid
Or, in real life I could get laid
The choice was sublime
Should I spend my time
With a fat ugly dwarf or a maid?


DerangedHermit (talk) 03:51, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by DerangedHermit (talk)

Heigan is lord of the dance.
He does it without wearing pants.
With DDR skills.
He racks up the kills.
So nobody stands a chance.


DerangedHermit (talk) 03:52, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by DerangedHermit (talk)

There once was a knight named Fordring.
Whose armor was covered with gold bling.
He'll come to your aid.
With a linen band-aid.
Seeking revenge on the Lich King.


DerangedHermit (talk) 03:53, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by DerangedHermit (talk)

Arthas is known as the Lich King.
His armies are undead and rotting.
With Frostmourne in hand.
He takes over the land.
Too bad the Death Knights are leaving.


DerangedHermit (talk) 03:54, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by DerangedHermit (talk)

Patchwerk has really bad gas.
It constantly leaks from his ass.
He's ready to play.
With noobs all day.
But crushes them under his mass.


DerangedHermit (talk) 04:27, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by DerangedHermit (talk)

A Druid once hid as a Murloc.
Though it doesn't make you Sherlock.
To see through his guise.
Is no big surprise.
With the brain of a fish why would they gawk?


Noxbear (talk) 04:29, 8 June 2009 (UTC)LimerickNoxbear (talk) 04:29, 8 June 2009 (UTC) King

A limerick by Noxbear (talk)

Upon a cold land the young prince sin
Seeking revenge for the death of men
The Dark death he hailed
But his will could not prevail
And now a deadly Lick King may win


Taunthavoc (talk) 06:53, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Taunthavoc (talk)

A warrior had some rage
From begin ganked all day
He set out for a fight
But only in spite
To end up lost in a maze.


Kranitoko (talk) 14:10, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Kranitoko (talk) 14:10, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A Dwarf had sat up and drank
He then walked over to the bank
He asked for his money
But felt very funny
'Cause he realised he'd spent it on a... Blank!


Trilless (talk) 17:46, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Trilless (talk)

Old Barlo sent me to fishin'
Baby Crocolisk was my mission.
With some luck
I'll get Chuck.
Of that, I am a wishin'


Discordian09 (talk) 18:04, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Discordian09 (talk)

O! I loathe you, General Vezax
I'm trying to kick your quick casts
Eight times I've wiped this raid
With my latency, the guild has paid
One more mis-kick, I'm sent back to Naxx


Uhluhtc (talk) 18:51, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Uhluhtc (talk)

An Alliance pally named Joan
Thought The Crossroads she totally owned
Scores of incoming flights
Then a long painful night
Proved she was totally pwned.


Uhluhtc (talk) 18:52, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Uhluhtc (talk)

Attack Power and crit strike they stress
Are the keys to a players success
In Ulduar I found
Face flat on the ground
No hit points means no d.p.s


Uhluhtc (talk) 18:54, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Uhluhtc (talk)

Dear Blizz if you could please review
My needs for they number quite few
Some spurs for my mount
A small vendor discount
Martin's Thunder and robes that are blue


Uhluhtc (talk) 18:55, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Uhluhtc (talk)

After 80 levels I fear
The end maybe drawing near
The reflection I cast;
Not the same as the past
A squat gnome now looks back from the mirror


Where Are You Going?

A limerick by Dmaje (talk)

A hunter who thought she could tank
Just would not stay back with the flank
Two steps past the door
Her face hit the floor
No wonder the healer's a crank


Chy Didn't Die

A limerick by Dmaje (talk)

Ingvar wiped us again, that was it;
Tomorrow perhaps we'd be fit.
Wait! Chy was alive
And running, no jive
Ingvar chasing her, still in a snit.


Chy on the Fly

A limerick by Dmaje (talk)

As Chy ran for her life we released.
Then repaired, yet her dash had not ceased.
The fight had seemed done,
Still Chy's on the run,
Ingvar chasing her down like a beast.


Chy, Still Going Strong

A limerick by Dmaje (talk)

Chy knows how to kite, it's no chore
To slip through 12 rooms and 3 floors.
But the very best part
We saw with a start
Ingvar's health was 2K, no more.


Chy: Queen of Kite

A limerick by Dmaje (talk)

We argued while Chy kept the pace.
To the front door they had a race.
Tank ordered us back:
"Once more we attack"
Ingvar died, by the door, on his face.


Goldilex (talk) 04:30, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Goldilex (talk)

One day when Naxx was outside Strat
It chugged to the north, just like that!
KT was surprised
When he saw with his eyes
Who was piloting? His very own cat!


Roskvape (talk) 04:54, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Roskvape (talk)

Poised, I wait. Refresh! OMG. The queue!
Minutes pass. Tickets are gone. They sell too few!
Oh, no! But there's hope. Contests, and many!
BlizzCon or bust! Contests I haven't entered? Not any!
Art, stories, limericks--oh my! Oh, for BlizzCon, what I won't do!


Doninator (talk) 05:42, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by doninator

There once was a guy who played WoW
It's all that he wants to do now
Then his computer broke
He cried like a bloke
His mom just told him "Don't have a cow!"


It Must Be My Tail

A limerick by Dmaje (talk)

He said "Draenei girls are hot."
His flirting put me on the spot.
When I said "I agree"
He stopped talking to me.
He must think I'm a guy but I'm not.


It's Not Fair!

A limerick by Kelticfox (talk)

There once was a Rogue Night-Elf,
Who wanted a ticket for himself,
But he lived in UK
The Rules said "No Way!"
So I'm going to go cry in the corner.....


Vedlt

A limerick by Vedlt (talk)

There once was an orc named Thrall
The elements answer his call
The humans will rally
in alterac vally
By Thrall's hammer they shall fall.


Vedlt

A limerick by Vedlt (talk)

There once was a Dwarf named Hackett
A twink in the 19s bracket.
With enchanted daggers,
he'd curse after laggers,
"ZOMG, this game, they have hacked it"


Cat Form.

A limerick by Vedlt (talk)

This new form, it feels so right.
I have fangs, with them I can bite.
Large claws? I rend.
The bleeding? no end.
Remember, CAT IS FOR FITE


Drunkendwarf95 (talk) 14:49, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Drunkendwarf95 (talk)

There once was a dwarf named Frew
He had a nack for the profession of the brew
he knew how to make tons of ale flavor
but his customers never knew how to savor
so he made the original dwarven blue


Jaedian (talk) 17:09, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Jaedian (talk)

Druids three, Bear Resto and Cat
Found one another in LFG chat
Said the Bear "I shall tank"
Said the Cat "I shall shank"
And the Resto sighed "I can rezz that"


Patrick Hamilton Prentiss (talk) 17:17, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Patrick Hamilton Prentiss (talk)

Of the Blood elves, the Horde is still wary.
To make harsh judgments, they will not tary.
See, Orcs and Trolls never cave,
Forsaken mostly behave,
And the Tauren provide the best dairy.


Clam Stacking Casuals! Trilless (talk) 18:11, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Trilless (talk)

Alas this bag space I lack.
If only these clams would stack!
All very gradual
Becoming a casual
For which I'm picking up flack!


Howsmydrivin (talk) 18:31, 9 June 2009 (UTC)Limerick

A limerick by Howsmydrivin

There Once was a Death knight Called Vlad
That many people said was quite bad
They pointed and laughed
Which made him quite mad
And now the Death knights a glad!


Howsmydrivin (talk) 18:31, 9 June 2009 (UTC)Limerick

A limerick by Howsmydrivin

There Once was a Death knight Called Vlad
That many people said was quite bad
They pointed and laughed
Which made him quite mad
And now the Death knights a glad!


The Engineer (or: One Frustrated Vindicator)

A limerick by IconSmall Draenei Female Farseer Loloteatalkcontrib 00:05, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

A paladin quite tall and blue
Did start a profession anew.
Then she saw the top end
Was now useless again,
And she cried out "No! This can't be true!"


Isaul (talk) 02:16, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by The Ninja Cow

In Naxxramas I murdered a cat
Kel'Thuzad said, "How dare you do that!
That cat was my friend,
Now your flesh, I will rend,
And your skull, I will wear as a hat."


Isaul (talk) 02:28, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by The Ninja Cow

Through Icecrown Arthas did pass
Though now he saw nothing but grass
His rage, it did grow
As he saw no more snow
"Global warming can kiss my dead ass!"


Nighteyes019 (talk) 03:09, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Nighteyes019 (talk)

A guy called Leeroy Jenkins
Who wouldn't freaking listen
Once charged into a room
Taking his raid to their certain doom
Now he's known for having chicken


Isaul (talk) 03:38, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by The Ninja Cow

Gnome punting is truly my forte
I thought it a victimless sport
'Till a puntee one fall
Flew head-first into a wall
And now is suing me in court.


Goldshire

A limerick by Dmaje (talk)

I went to the Darkmoon Faire.
The Hordies and Allies were there.
I killed me a troll,
That was my goal.
It's MY town, I ain't gonna share.


Reizex (talk) 14:42, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Reizex (talk)

The Goblin at Ratchet screamed "Hey!"
'Cause the PVPers were slain
He looked at the Drood
And called him a "Boob"
Then ganked him and all was OK


The arena

A limerick by WoWTards (talk)

There once was a undead mage
Whom was trapped in the nagrand cage
His friend said to hack
He would watch his back
Because the only GM was away


Quinnpop10 (talk) 18:36, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Quinnpop10 (talk)

The Barrens is a magical land,
though it appears quite bland.
There, the low-level folks
tell lame Norris jokes,
making the plainstriders stick their heads in the sand.


The Lich King

A limerick by Dallastarsfan13 (talk)

The Lich King is rising once more,
He's here to spill our guts and gore.
But we'll chop off his head,
Just to make sure he's dead,
At last we'll end this bloody war!


Gnomes

Dallastarsfan13 (talk) 19:44, 10 June 2009 (UTC)A limerick by Dallastarsfan13

Gnomes are so cheap in PvP
As a Horde that is what I decree
They are so small and quick
Impossible to click
And in melee they're so hard to see!


Trade Channel

A limerick by Dallastarsfan13 (talk)

I cannot stand the morons in trade,
Talking 'bout their anal [Blood Caked Blade].
And they're making it hell,
Just to buy and to sell,
Think i'll switch to realm Scarlet Crusade!


End-Game Raiding

A limerick by Dallastarsfan13 (talk)

"Looking for more for Ulduar raid!"
Is what everyone's yelling in trade.
While they're playing end-game,
I'll be grinding (How lame!)
With my greatsword of the Ebon Blade!


Cold Weather Flying

A limerick by Dallastarsfan13 (talk)

I want to learn to fly in the cold,
But to do that, I'll need 1k gold.
It's a pretty high price,
Just to fly over ice,
But it saves me some time, so I'm sold!


Notgor (talk) 01:20, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Notgor (talk)

In Northrend, Arthas sits on his throne,
His voice sends chill through my bones,
His call is quite Haunting,
The quest to kill is even more daunting
wait, did he just ask for snow cone?


Quinnpop10 (talk) 01:47, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Quinnpop10 (talk)

Rogues are quite kick-a**.
On every server they amass.
But if you have a tail that flops
and hooves that clip-clop,
you'll have to roll another class.


Fel Reavers

A limerick by Dallastarsfan13 (talk)

While I was busy looking on thot,
I was ganked by a giant robot.
It was called a fel reaver,
So I got out my cleaver,
And I left it's dead body to rot!


Rebecca Sanders-rasanders15@gmail.com

A limerick by Writing lullabyes (talk)

Today is the day we die
swore the old mage with a sigh
He soared into battle
astride a great dragon's saddle
and roared his oaths to the sky


Raineesue (talk) 04:18, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Raineesue (talk)

A guildmate I like very much
Has admitted to having a crush
To BlizzCon I go,
But he isn't -- oh, no!
(Here's hoping you're partial to mush.)


Bruix (talk) 04:18, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Bruix

There once was an orc named Ner'zhul
Who dreamed of Draenor under his rule
He made pacts with Kil'Jaedan
And was betrayed by Gul'dan
But now he's the Lich King you fools!


Bruix (talk) 04:25, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Bruix (talk)

There was an orc slave raised by Blackmoore
Who was destined to be so much more
He broke the clans free
And listened to Medivh
West to Kalimdor, for The Horde!


Bruix (talk) 04:29, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Bruix (talk)

I once had a life, and friends
But now I never go out on weekends
No, I just grind and raid
And I never get laid
Why'd I start playing a game with no end?


The Drums of War

A limerick by Bcummins10

Alliance and Horde preparing for war
looking for honor and to go down in lore
axes are made and swords are forged
Humans full of pride and orcs blood gorged
What for our heroes lies in store?


Tim the Gnome

A limerick by Bcummins10

Twas once a gnome who travled alone
sharing stories made up in his bald dome
with a mouth like a sailor he spoke
through teeth that were mostly broke
Mothers keep your children at home


Zuggs

A limerick by DarkBlayde (talk)

There once was an orc named Zugg,
Who went on a quest for a hug,
But when he got near,
They all ran in fear.
How is an orc to get a hug?


The Breeze

A limerick by DarkBlayde (talk)

There once was blood elf, fair.
He had beautiful, lustrous hair,
But when he let forth an odorous breeze,
The bark peeled right from the trees,
And thus his palace no maiden would share.


Chuckton (talk) 21:40, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Chuckton (talk)

HEAR ME GRUNT!

HEAR ME SNORT! I PUNT GNOMES! IT FUN SPORT

I RIDE WOLVES!

EAT WIT SPOONS AND FORKS! ALL THE FEMALES HOLLA! WHEN I KILL SMURFS AND SNORKS

MY NAME IS CHUMP!

I MAKE RHYME! CAN'T TOUCH THIS WHEN I BUST A MOVE! IT BE HAMMER TIME!

I HIT YOU WIT HAMMER!

CHOP HEAD OFF WIT AXE! THEN I GET BEHIND YOU! AND STAB YOU IN DA BACKS!

CAUSE I AM A WARRIOR! STANDIN MEAN AND GREEN! NOTHIN YOU CAN DO WHEN I RIP YOU APART! AND BEAT YOU WIT YOUR OWN SPLEEN!

NOTHIN YOU CAN DO!

NOTHIN YOU CAN SAY! YOU MESS WIT DA ORC! YOU NO SEE ANOTHER DAY!


RRAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!!!!!


"The End of the Beginning of the End" Bullogna (talk) 21:47, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Bullogna (talk)

Once a brave young man named Arthas
To save his people, would slay Mal'Ganis
Willing to "pay any price"
He wrenched the blade, Frostmourne, from the ice
Thus, "Lich king" would forever be his vanasse...


"Whoopsidaisies!" Bullogna (talk) 21:49, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Bullogna (talk)

Tauren Chieftain, Cairne Bloodhoof the wise
Who reigns from atop of his rise
One day had a stumble
And went for a tumble
But was saved because of his size


Meerok (talk) 22:29, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Meerok (talk)

There once was a game full of geeks,
Loners, weirdos and freaks
Now I feel at home
When their faces I pwn
I live for their screams yelps and shrieks


Bcummins10 (talk) 06:31, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Bcummins10

Once in goldshire there was an undead mage
the villagers he would kill or cage
he would play with the dead
and make puppets out of heads
no matter the poor souls age


The Heroic Gnome

A limerick by Bcummins10

There once was gnome on a great quest
he rode on a rabbit with armor upon his chest
he would go slay a dragon
then ladies hed be shaggin
and about him no one would jest


Bcummins10 (talk) 07:07, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Bcummins10 (talk)

Into the Emerald Dream druids can see
but one sleeping druid really had to pee
he had to wait a week
so his body took a leak
soiled shorts were found near his tree


Bcummins10 (talk) 07:28, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Bcummins10 (talk)

Blind Illidan always is running into walls
Arthas is stuck on his throne with frozen balls
Archimonde loves a tree
Kel'thuzad owns a kitty
and Yogg-Saron sends out mental calls


Bar Games

A limerick by Bcummins10 (talk)

One beer, two beer, three beer, four!
elves and humans passed out on the floor
The dwarves uneffected
and the draenei rejected
a lone gnome stumbles out the door


Druid Pride

A limerick by Bcummins10 (talk)

Cat form,bear form,flight form, oh my!
all the druids make the kiddies cry
trees heal from behind
boomkins blow your mind
escape, we dare you to try


Riffington (talk) 07:49, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Riffington (talk)

It started in The Howling Vale
When Mel'Thandris's words turned me pale
A Fleshripper surprise
And I curse the moonrise
Now for me it's the Wor-a-gen trail.


Camped

A limerick by Bcummins10 (talk)

There once was a blood elf in Icecrown
being camped by alliance far from town
he cried all day
they wouldn't go away
so he logged off with a frown


Chack92 (talk) 09:15, 12 June 2009 (UTC)My Limerick

A limerick by Chack92 (talk)

The Orcs of Orgrimmar walk in pride and honor
Unlike the Dwarfs who would rather drink lager
While the Orcs stay true to heroes old and new
The Dwarfs would rather taste a new brew
Neither are fans of Noggenfogger


Wirt Woes Thortok2000 (talk) 11:50, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Thortok2000 (talk)

There once was a youngling named Wirt
In height, he was kind of a squirt
"This much you must pay"
Is what he would say
And then him you would oft want to hurt


Beardface (talk) 16:02, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Beardface (talk)

Saurfang cleaves flesh from bone
For a challenge he often would roam
Defending the Horde
He gets very bored
So for kicks he likes to punt gnomes


Conconhead (talk) 16:29, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Conconhead (talk)

I once saw a night elf, 'Luranne',
in her skivvies show off a blue tan.
She was dancing for gold
'til I thought it grew old
and I /yelled 'Hey morons, she's a man!'


Conconhead (talk) 16:47, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Conconhead (talk)

I had given my opponent the brush
and over the crowds fell a hush.
But up there on my screen-
Oh what could this mean?
Kekekekeke ZERG RUSH?!


Conconhead (talk) 16:50, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Conconhead (talk)

Once while we were storming the gate
our hunter was captured; just great.
We were thrown in the stocks,
no one could pick locks,
so I said "Roll a rogue, we can wait."


Arcane Reading

A limerick by Spilledstars (talk)

There lives a fine mage of Dalaran
Whom privacy sought and he has, man.
But if you port to his lair
And that last book, you share
You shall receive the finest Companion.


Ancient Evils

A limerick by Spilledstars (talk)

The first world tree tapped evil deep, matey.
There are foes for your fine level 80.
Now the child of its acorn
Suffers evils reborn
Which all night elves defeat as a baby.


Riffington (talk) 19:36, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Riffington (talk)

The Sunwell we fought to defend
But for Arthas our flesh they did rend
When he brought out the urn
Then his Lich did return
Kel'Thuzad, now this elf's met his end.


Conconhead (talk) 19:58, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Conconhead (talk)

Diablo the dark lord of hate
always has so much on his plate.
For Cain it is hard
to keep hold of that shard,
and so for the 3rd game we wait!


Uber dawg (talk) 20:02, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Uber dawg (talk)

There once was a proclamation
That cauced major anticipation
There would be a patch
That none could match
But the delay was excrutiatin'


Riffington (talk) 20:15, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Riffington (talk)

My brothers and I were betrayed
By the Dark Lady we all were played
Now one is her slave
And the other - the grave
As for me I will start my Crusade



Brachylagus (talk) 20:26, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Brachylagus (talk) Gennacyide

In Trade and in Gen I am known.
In battlegrounds, ignore lists I own.
You call me a troll,
a WoW channel Rick Roll...
Gotta log, my mommy is home.


Horderoyale (talk) 22:09, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Horderoyale (talk)

The humans thought they outdid themselves,
And the dwarves laughed in their delves,
But the Burning Crusade,
Brought a vicious cascade,
Of a thousand angry blood elves.


Tmcreed94805 (talk) 23:25, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Tmcreed94805 (talk)

Twas back in the days of Ol'Rek
When a man couldnt win a game "4-it"
So he screams and he stamps on the Warriors Ramp
No sense mind you to ignore it
He grabs forth the rulebook and tore it


Pwning allies

A limerick by Killingallies (talk)

I love to kill Allies.
Pwning them allies in Warsong gulch.
When they pwn me i get on my rogue and stealth then ambuh vanish then ambush again.
The i laugh at them cuase they just got pwned
When i get done with them i go out to gank more allies!


Riffington (talk) 05:52, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Riffington (talk)

I was mentally losing my grip
When we finally found the airstrip
As I opened our grog
I was hit by a Trogg
Our next picnic we'll take on a ship.


Soullink (talk) 06:47, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Oh Hai

Hello my in-game name is Randel
I saw a Kobold and he said "you no take candle"
I said calm down
then he made a frown
so I kicked him with my sandal


Miquela (talk) 08:51, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Miquela (Earthen Ring)

This little Rogue likes to raid
But her guild needed first aid
So she hopped on a druid
And drank lots of fluid
Then her guild hoorayed!


Shadowdarwin (talk) 10:38, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Shadowdarwin (talk)

i want this blizzcon ticket
of course your gonna have to pick who will get it
by all means im not very bright
so to make this limerick was a fight
ill piss my pants if i get it


Uhluhtc (talk) 19:07, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Uhluhtc (talk)

In general chat, player complain
Of ganking that fill them with pain
With a smile on his face
My alt knows his place
Is near where I logged off my main


Uhluhtc (talk) 19:09, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Uhluhtc (talk)

I have always been a believer
In being a great WoW achiever
So add, if you might,
An achievment to kite
to the orphanage, angry fel reavers


Uhluhtc (talk) 19:11, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Uhluhtc (talk)

There was a tauren from Mulgore
Who's horns spread out much more
Than the rest of his race
He could truly pwn face
If he'd just find a way out the door


Ode to Hemet Trilless (talk) 19:32, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Trilless (talk)

Perhaps you know Nessingwary
All kinds of Beasts are his quarry
With bow and with gun
The slaughter's begun
Of the loot-crazed though, be wary


Wrathraven (talk) 20:04, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Wrathraven

An old man got my attention
He had an urgent mission
He spoke of Diablo
But before I could go
He said "Stay a while and listen."


A gnome's Lament Trilless (talk) 23:07, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Trilless (talk)

Back when Gnomeregan was my 'hood
I was an engineer, kinda good
I made a wonderous combobulator
Made Bill a leper not much later
Now I'd time travel if I could


Thylac1ne (talk) 01:30, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)

First shot you won't see, you'll only feel the stun
And while you're comatosed and dizzied I'll have my fun
My daggers are sharp; my poisons are crippling
Encounter with me will leave your blood rippling
But if you gain the upper hand I'll pop vanish and run


Thylac1ne (talk) 01:36, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)

Stay awhile and listen; My name is Deckard Cain
And I'll tell you a tale of sacrifice and pain
Our brave hero cut through demons a-many
He exorcised Uber Diablo, out dropped his Anni
Only to be snatched by a Sorc, such dishonest gain


Thylac1ne (talk) 01:46, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)

Imprissioned for ten thousand years
Outcasted by my peers
Malfurion is my brother
My wrath he will discover
With azzinoth my wrath will bring tears


Thylac1ne (talk) 02:17, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)

He doesn't need pitiful magics or pathetic tricks
Just plate armor and a big sword; you'll break like sticks
The sight of battle sends him into unearthly rage
And he tears and rips through you like a page
In his book of conquests he'll add a few more ticks


Thylac1ne (talk) 02:20, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)

Stalking through the jungle, her trap is set
She motions to her raptor: not quite yet
Bowstring stretched taut, her aim true to the spot
She does this a lot; release the arrow and boom, headshot!
One shot one kill, her target's fate has been met


Thylac1ne (talk) 03:34, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)

Divine righteousness is her only way
Her honor will be spoken of beyond her day
She has deaths to avenge, living to protect
She'll never sway from the light, never defect
And this Paladin doesn't bubble-hearth away


Thylac1ne (talk) 03:36, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)

Sitting high in his spelltower, a wise old mage
Studying tomes from a long lost age
Deciphering ancient texts without so much as a peep
And all he learns is how to turn you into a sheep
Trusting that goblin antiques dealer has left him full of rage


Thylac1ne (talk) 03:37, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)

Turning her back on the Light
This priest doesn't care about your plight
She doesn't discriminate between races
She'll melt all of your faces
She doesn't want to heal, she wants to fight!


Thylac1ne (talk) 03:39, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)

Bow down before me, I am the Deathknight
I see you all shaking in fright
Blood, unholy, and frost are my tools
I'd leave you all lookin like fools
You're just lucky I fight for what's right


Thylac1ne (talk) 03:41, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)

He succumbed to the never-ending despair
And fought back with foul spells; it was only fair
Commanding the infernal might of fel magic
Because of his past turned quite tragic
Now all of his former allies untrustingly stare


Thylac1ne (talk) 03:45, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)

I always loved my cat form best
But it is really better than the rest?
I think I have a problem, which is the real me?
This feels like the beginning of split personality
And now this flight form is here to shake the nest


Thylac1ne (talk) 03:46, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)

I tried to write a limerick for every class
But as for Shamans: they can kiss my ass
Sp I'm sorry Shamans, I just don't like you guys
Hey, at least I'm honest and not telling lies
Oh, and I truly apologize for being crass


Dragonphoenix132 (talk) 07:04, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Dragonphoenix132 (talk)

There once was a Tauren from Mulgore
Whose Life was becoming a huge Bore
So he Soloed a raid
to get loot and mad paid
and got walloped so now he is real sore!


A limerick by Tyler015 (talk)

There once was a Gnome
He liked to build domes
His mother told him not to
But he told her to he was going to make two
And he took it to his tome

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Arachnos Commander (talk) 11:32, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Arachnos Commander (talk)

There once was a dwarf from Dun Morogh
Who was thought to be such a bore-o
He changed his friend's mind
When he drank all his wine
Now he's lying dead on the floor-o


Renegade1 (talk) 15:39, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Renegade1 (talk) Renegade1

There once was a gnome from Gnomeregan
Who liked to show off his brawn
Then along came a troll
Who the gnome, he stole
And asked, "How'd you get off of my lawn?"


Renegade1 (talk) 15:55, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Renegade1 (talk)

A tauren once roamed the land,
Crushing everything with sword in hand.
Then along came a death knight,
Who delivered much fright.
Now the death knight eats tauren meat, canned.


Renegade1 (talk) 16:24, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Renegade1 (talk)

Peaceful fishing is all I ask.
Fishing dailies in Wintergrasp is my task,
But everytime I try,
My plan goes awry,
And I'm killed by a rogue in a mask.


Jake71887 (talk) 16:32, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Jake71887 (talk)

To all the raiders I admire
My situation is quite dire
I wish to attain your level of gear
But the one thing that I fear
Is that I'll never be the nerd raids desire


Nerubian911 (talk) 16:37, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Nerubian911 (talk)

I am a member of the berning legion
Shadowmoon Vally is my region
I was removed from power
now locked in hellfire tower
Soon my wrath will bring the legion


Nerubian911 (talk) 16:45, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Nerubian911 (talk)

You are not prepared
Ohh, wow, im really scared
You have great gear
wich i will shear
And with your loot i shared


Warhawke (talk) 17:21, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Warhawke (talk)

Poor Findo was ever Horde-hunted
For his stature was certainly stunted
Through machines he would try
To find ways to fly
Yet succeeded by tauren's-hoof-punted


Renegade1 (talk) 19:18, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Renegade1 (talk)

There once lived a hunter in Org.
He rode into battle on a worg.
He slew many goblins in Ratchet,
Using a very large hatchet.
But now he laments at the morgue.


Renegade1 (talk) 19:25, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Renegade1 (talk)

There once was a zerg queen, Bopeep.
She had many zergling sheep.
Then along came a terran,
Who made her town barren.
The queen, his spoils, he would reap.


WoodyTrombone (talk) "Useless Wood"

A limerick by WoodyTrombone (talk)

Strength of Earth totem, your death I mourn
you're now overridden by a Death Knight's Frost Horn.
Mana Spring totem's been put to shame
'cause Blessing of Wisdom now does the same.
Will totems ever be reborn?


Namelessface (talk) 21:38, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Namelessface

There once was this game about space
That's about the dominance of race
When the second one's out
The lights will go out
And the game play will be fast paced.


Namelessface (talk) 21:44, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Namelessface

I'm looking for mats in all stacks
To enchant my gear for Naxx
I'm afraid to go group
They may laugh at my loot
That I picked up from Scholomange Rats


Aaron of Minneapolis (talk) 08:32, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Aaron of Minneapolis (talk)

DPS looking for group
Into Gnomeregan I will troop
My last group was a bust
The tank fretted and fussed
And abandoned us in there, the poop!


Aaron of Minneapolis (talk) 09:00, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Aaron of Minneapolis (talk)

Some channels can be such a bore
The chat that some folks use them for
Full of insults and jibes
That give off bad vibes
And make me thank the Light for Ignore

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