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This article is silly. Coming from a source other than the computer games, trading card game, novels, RPG, or manga, its content is not part of official Warcraft lore, but nevertheless has become part of the culture belonging to the World of Warcraft community.

Flying spaghetti monster
Concept art for Spooghetiili.

World of Warcraft: Return of Spaghetti was rumored to be the first expansion after the release of World of Warcraft. Sadly, players were sent to Outland in World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade, which turned out to be okay in the end. 

New features Edit

In World of Warcraft: Return of Spaghetti...

  • ​Players would be able to play as a Noddleman or Noodlewoman! Available only to the Alliance, they are one of the next playable races.
  • Players would be able to play as a Meatball or Meatvagina! Available only to the Horde, and speculated to be the most played race, they are one of the next playable races.
  • Welcome to Spagland! Travel to Spagland and face the newest threat to Azeroth, the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Known as Spooghettili to the natives, he holds an iron fist over his slaves and aims to take back his old home, Varian Wrynn's pasta.
  • Become a Forkster! Spin and slurp your way across Spagland as a Forkster, weilding a special fork as his weapon of justice against the wrath of Spooghettili. 

LoreEdit

Slurp.

Reviews Edit

"Spaghetti is delicious!" -Obama

"The wyrms will eat well tonight!" -Speculated that Halfus Wyrmbreaker was talking about eating the players, but was actually talking about spaghetti and was wrongfully murdered.

"Woof!" -Corgi

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